What the hell does a guy have to do???

[mfmirofai]

Has anyone ever actually ever gotten laid from this website? Maybe its just because I live in NC....I dunno but someone help me out here please. On paper I should be having a lot of sex, I'm very muscular, I'm told I'm handsome, AND I'm really, really a nice guy. Love to make people laugh.... What the "hey-yull"!?

[fordly66]

What site are you refering too? You never mention a particular site. In general though, if you don't live in NYC, LA, or Houston, your odds are greatly reduced.

[mfmirofai]

Yeah I live in NC some I'm pretty sure I'm "fucked", lol but that's not what I was looking for. I've been on the personal section on HA, eros, backpages,..etc. virtually impossible...

[Mz.Brownsugah]

This forum has a personal section? The guys who have gotten laid of this board have problably paid for it. Not sure if that what you're looking for but good luck either way.

[mfmirofai]

I don't think the personals work. I probably need to move the heck out of this state if anything lol...

[mfmirofai]

Not really sure what I should be looking for either...it would be my first time anyway..

[Nicole Dupre]

What does this look like? T-Harmony .com? lol

To begin with, you don't even have a photo. And this is a porn forum, in case you didn't notice. ;-) You might as well have walked into a titty bar with a ski mask on, and blurted out the same thing. lol

And yeah. NC is not exactly the trannyville either. You may need to move. lol

FYI the word on the street is, there's a fine-ass ho out in OH, just outside of WV. ;-) lol

[Silcc69]

Personals is either pay for play or girls that look like this.....http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/showthread.php?p=966639#post966639

[mfmirofai]

Heres a pic. Just took it at a friends house.

[mfmirofai]

What does this look like? T-Harmony .com? lol

To begin with, you don't even have a photo. And this is a porn forum, in case you didn't notice. ;-) You might as well have walked into a titty bar with a ski mask on, and blurted out the same thing. lol

And yeah. NC is not exactly the trannyville either. You may need to move. lol

FYI the word on the street is, there's a fine-ass ho out in OH, just outside of WV. ;-) lol

I couldnt find a ski mask so the best I could do was crop the pic.
WV is not from from NC....just sayin LOL

And I cant imagine why the TS scene wouldnt be great down here. Its warm...we have a few nice cities....crazy religious people..:praying: I mean what more could you want lol

[jerseyboy72]

Try transgenderdate or tsdating.

[onmyknees]

Has anyone ever actually ever gotten laid from this website? Maybe its just because I live in NC....I dunno but someone help me out here please. On paper I should be having a lot of sex, I'm very muscular, I'm told I'm handsome, AND I'm really, really a nice guy. Love to make people laugh.... What the "hey-yull"!?


Hey....life is a series of trade-offs dude. I feel your pain about living in NC with the lack of possibilities, but look at it this way.....

I live in NY, and there's a nearly endless selection of GG's and Trans women, BUT... I pay 14K a year on my house in taxes alone, 10% State income tax, 5% city income tax, have to pay 6-8 bucks everytime I use a bridge or tunnel, pay to park, pay to piss....traffic every fucking where...you're constantly digging into your fucking pocket and once you get finished with all the money grabbers, you might not have the coin to entertain a hot lady, but at least you can look ...that's still free here !

So by all means, if it's quantity and quality you seek....move here, but watch your fucking wallet. In fact....I'm thinking of leaving this money pit and headin' down your way. You can take my place up here...I'm about tapped out.

[Tiffany Starr]

To get a chance to date/have sex/have me as a gf is to first transition into a woman. Then fit my physical and personality requirements

[Schimmel]

So by all means, if it's quantity and quality you seek....move here
Or just fly there a few times every year.

[mfmirofai]

Hey....life is a series of trade-offs dude. I feel your pain about living in NC with the lack of possibilities, but look at it this way.....

I live in NY, and there's a nearly endless selection of GG's and Trans women, BUT... I pay 14K a year on my house in taxes alone, 10% State income tax, 5% city income tax, have to pay 6-8 bucks everytime I use a bridge or tunnel, pay to park, pay to piss....traffic every fucking where...you're constantly digging into your fucking pocket and once you get finished with all the money grabbers, you might not have the coin to entertain a hot lady, but at least you can look ...that's still free here !

So by all means, if it's quantity and quality you seek....move here, but watch your fucking wallet. In fact....I'm thinking of leaving this money pit and headin' down your way. You can take my place up here...I'm about tapped out.

Yeah screw taking your place lol. I left new england for that reason. Its definately different but your dollar goes waaaaay further down here. Look up the difference between a 3 bedroom home there versus say...charlotte nc.

[Jamie French]

It does happen. I'd say about 3-4 guys from this board have responded to my personal ad as well as a male performer who I now consistently use. You have to make a move, no one is going to just sit in your lap.

[Dino Velvet]

To get a chance to date/have sex/have me as a gf is to first transition into a woman. Then fit my physical and personality requirements

You're cute as a button but there's no way I'm chopping my Johnson off. Talk about a Catch 22. How do I fuck you if I ain't got no wiener?!?

[BLKGSXR]

What does this look like? T-Harmony .com? lol

To begin with, you don't even have a photo. And this is a porn forum, in case you didn't notice. ;-) You might as well have walked into a titty bar with a ski mask on, and blurted out the same thing. lol

And yeah. NC is not exactly the trannyville either. You may need to move. lol

FYI the word on the street is, there's a fine-ass ho out in OH, just outside of WV. ;-) lol
Isnt Heavenly Sin in OH! 0_0 lol
that said to answer the OP's original question do people get laid off this site-YESSSHH!!!! lol Best week ever spent in NYC-well only but you get the point!

[theone1982]

You live in North Carolina, that's Flair country! Go see Ric Flair, he gets more ass than a toilet seat! He will teach you the ways of the snizz hunt!:)
Ric Flair - Just like that - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1Wc62W70a8)

[mfmirofai]

You live in North Carolina, that's Flair country! Go see Ric Flair, he gets more ass than a toilet seat! He will teach you the ways of the snizz hunt!:)
Ric Flair - Just like that - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1Wc62W70a8)

That's even if someone can get close to flair. I saw him at a bar while back, he flips out when people (males), ask him for autographs. But you probably can't blame the guy either. The whole damn bar...throughout the night all you hear is "wooooo" every few minutes....

[Nicole Dupre]

Isnt Heavenly Sin in OH! 0_0 lol
that said to answer the OP's original question do people get laid off this site-YESSSHH!!!! lol Best week ever spent in NYC-well only but you get the point!
Dunno. I lost contact w/ her about a year ago.

[Dino Velvet]

That's even if someone can get close to flair. I saw him at a bar while back, he flips out when people (males), ask him for autographs. But you probably can't blame the guy either. The whole damn bar...throughout the night all you hear is "wooooo" every few minutes....

Imagine how many bad impersonations of himself he has to put up with.

Jerry Seinfeld came into a club I worked at once. I kept doing XXX rated material with Seinfeld's delivery style right around where he was standing. He had no sense of humor about it at all. Jerry don't work blue but I do.

[onmyknees]

Imagine how many bad impersonations of himself he has to put up with.

Jerry Seinfeld came into a club I worked at once. I kept doing XXX rated material with Seinfeld's delivery style right around where he was standing. He had no sense of humor about it at all. Jerry don't work blue but I do.



You're a funny fuck Dino.

[theone1982]

That's even if someone can get close to flair. I saw him at a bar while back, he flips out when people (males), ask him for autographs. But you probably can't blame the guy either. The whole damn bar...throughout the night all you hear is "wooooo" every few minutes....

He really gets pissed? One day I'd like to meet the man, but I'd be kind of disappointed if he got angry. I mean, if he cut a promo Flair-style on me it would be awesome, but if he just got angry it would suck.

[Paladin]

Who the fuck is rick flair - oh forget about it I don't even want to know.

What is it, a rash of these "i'm so hot but i can't get laid" threads?? Yeah right...

Get real and get a life, or move, or all of the above...

[mfmirofai]

Who the fuck is rick flair - oh forget about it I don't even want to know.

What is it, a rash of these "i'm so hot but i can't get laid" threads?? Yeah right...

Get real and get a life, or move, or all of the above...

See that's the problem. If you would've gotten laid just before you wrote that, you wouldn't have wrote that at all. You and I are very much alike paladin.....join me....

[mfmirofai]

Joinnnn meeeee.......

[SisterDickRadio]

Im sure there are paid escorts down your way. They are always everywhere for you men who desire it. BUT FYI It doesnt matter how hot you u prob going to still pay. Biggest pet peeve is when a guy calls me to tell me how hot he is... that just means I charge you more! LOL

[mfmirofai]

Im sure there are paid escorts down your way. They are always everywhere for you men who desire it. BUT FYI It doesnt matter how hot you u prob going to still pay. Biggest pet peeve is when a guy calls me to tell me how hot he is... that just means I charge you more! LOL

Nah....I definately don't go around saying I'm hot. I actually pretty shy which is why I'm having this problem. I can't even imagine how a conversation would go if I was to call someone and tell them I'm hot. I mean, I work out....other than that I kinda look like steve urkel without the glasses. I checked out eros, but I always here horror stories. Even from guys who did all their homework with reviews and stuff. So I geuss the more appropriate question would be "how does a guy avoid getting into deep and or nasty shit on eros!".

[mfmirofai]

And of course I post that with the wrong punctuation.

[SunshyneMonroe]

Really?

[Nikka]

I guess u need money for that

[mfmirofai]

I guess u need money for that

Lol money isn't the issue. Its spending money and going to a hotel only to find out the girls isn't as good looking as you or sunshyne there, instead finding rick james behind the door with a badge.... Or just Rick James. Get what I'm sayin?

[mfmirofai]

Which would be pretty freaky within itself considering the guy is dead...

[dgs925]

just jerk off instead and save yourself $250

[mfmirofai]

just jerk off instead and save yourself $250

Been there. Tore a tendon in my wrist I was jerking off so much. The dr bills where so much more than $250. Then I started with the left, because yknow......I had a cast on after surgery and stuff. Anyway, I end up breaking my wrist....do you know how hard it is to rub one out with two casts my friend??? Incredibly so. Its kinda like pong from the atari days. But my casts are white and my dick is black.....blackish....

[SisterDickRadio]

My advice, EROS is the best quality to find a girl. First off is she is paying 100+ dollars on an ad a month then most likely shes going to have the goods. 2nd get girls on ads that dont have airbrushed pictures... IE on my profile I have pics from shoots and snaps from real world, so the person can get an idea that I am real. Also, a lot of girls have links to their sites, which have tons more pics of them. Dont go to some girl who have a few airbrushed pics thinking you are going to get that girl. Most girls accept emails so email a girl and make conversation. I actually prefer a guy who does that, makes me in end more comfortable when he comes over. And it also makes him... Just dont ask sexual or talk about sex that way. Most girls will think ur a cop. Just try to have any normal convo with her. If her rate is posted dont ask about it, just know thats the rate. When u visit her, just put money down on a table! So, just trying to give you some advice.

[hungnyun22]

Visit NYC, sexual tourism FTW!!!!

[Nicole Dupre]

Girls, who do porn especially, are going to have soooo many damn photos, from so many damn angles, with so many being unenhanced; and they'll have had enough guys KEEPING them in a position to stay on Eros, with good reviews, and good shooters taking new shots, etc; that your chances are pretty good imho.

If you see pics of Jennifer Paris asking for... say... ?... $100? Well, chances are that wasn't really her. ;-)

I think you just need to make a decision, and take "the plunge". :D

:2cent

[Helvis2012]

Try harder.

[dickgurl69]

nobody know of any TS escorts around oklahoma area

[theone1982]

nobody know of any TS escorts around oklahoma area

All these TSs escort in Oklahoma.

[mfmirofai]

Girls, who do porn especially, are going to have soooo many damn photos, from so many damn angles, with so many being unenhanced; and they'll have had enough guys KEEPING them in a position to stay on Eros, with good reviews, and good shooters taking new shots, etc; that your chances are pretty good imho.

If you see pics of Jennifer Paris asking for... say... ?... $100? Well, chances are that wasn't really her. ;-)

I think you just need to make a decision, and take "the plunge". :D

:2cent

Your probably right....I kinda need to quit fuckin around.