Married Fellas: What Do You Do When The Wife Gets Within 10 Feet Of Your Computer?

[Dino Velvet]

Not married but just in case.

[russtafa]

ask her opinion on the subject

[robertlouis]

Shoot her, of course.

You can always get another wife, but that stack of porn is precious.

[Dino Velvet]

Shoot her, of course.

You can always get another wife, but that stack of porn is precious.

Wouldn't want her to know about it. She can get her own damn porn on her computer. If you get divorced, she could sue you for half your porn purely out of spite.

[Jamie French]

See if she brought the sandwich I ordered.

[robertlouis]

See if she brought the sandwich I ordered.

LMAO Nice to learn that you've still got the heart of a real male chauvinist, Jamie!

[Jamie French]

Gotta break 'em or they'll never learn. (mustard instead of mayo.)

[Richctdude]

I pull up facebook!!! all other files are hidden!!

[amofemboy]

i ask her wha she think about a three sexual meet with a tgirl??

[squall_416]

Mine knows about everything I am into. Was up front about everything. Do you really want to spend your life with someone you can't be honest with?

[Dino Velvet]

i ask her wha she think about a three sexual meet with a tgirl??

If gals in Italy fall for that line I know where I'm moving. I'll have Uncle Silvio pick me up at the airport.

http://demotivationalfunnypics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/i-like-my-women-the-way-i-like-my-whiskey-17-years-old-and-mixed-with-coke-silvio-berlusconi.jpg

[needsum]

I never bring my shit home with me. I have a private computer at my office, and after getting caught years ago (didn't yet kjnow about the old "clean out the history after looking at transexuals on eros" thing) I just don't do it at home anymore.

[Bobby Domino]

Great question!!! not married; however, I always worry what if I had a heart attack & died, then the family/friends would have access to my computer. YIKES!!!


Not married but just in case.

[Bobby Domino]

that's amazing!!! much respect to you and quite a woman you have


Mine knows about everything I am into. Was up front about everything. Do you really want to spend your life with someone you can't be honest with?

[Dino Velvet]

Great question!!! not married; however, I always worry what if I had a heart attack & died, then the family/friends would have access to my computer. YIKES!!!

If I was laying on the floor dying, I'd be more worried about someone getting in my computer than getting me to the hospital on time. Throw my computer in the grave with me and let me die in peace.

[Bobby Domino]

Dino, loud and clear, dude, loud AND clear. That's why I always keep a glass full of water nearby. Which reminds me, I gotta go top her off. Cheers!!


If I was laying on the floor dying, I'd be more worried about someone getting in my computer than getting me to the hospital on time. Throw my computer in the grave with me and let me die in peace.

[jerseyboy72]

Just get divorced, then you wont have that problem.

[BigDF]

Just get divorced, then you wont have that problem.That's too expensive! Actually, Dino, if I were you I wouldn't worry. I gotta believe anyone you could get to marry you would be as twisted as you are and I mean that in a nice way.:dancing:

[Falrune]

Dino,

We live near each other. If you do find yourself dying, just PM me at this forum and give me your address. I'll come over and erase your hard drives and also pick-up your hand guns, AR-15, and new shotgun and take care of them for you. If you have a good Gibson guitar, I'll be happy to take that, too.

[Nashvegas]

I'm not married so I guess this is a non issue for me.

[jerseyboy72]

Divorce was very expensive, but well worth it.

[maaarc]

you need a hide the porn key

[Str8mlover4TS]

Ctrl + Alt + Del

[Dino Velvet]

Divorce was very expensive, but well worth it.

I've always heard the same. I've preempted many divorces by never getting married.

I have this one ex-girlfriend that I'm very fond of that won't go away or die so I might marry her some day.

[TempestTS]

Mine knows about everything I am into. Was up front about everything. Do you really want to spend your life with someone you can't be honest with?

This is hands down the best answer... are you sure your male? Your making a whole lot of sense here so I figured I should at least ask...

[robertlouis]

It's a variation on an old theme, I know, but.....

There's no way she can get within 10 feet of my computer - the chain from the kitchen sink won't reach that far. :twisted:

I'm here all week. :dancing:

[robertlouis]

I've always heard the same. I've preempted many divorces by never getting married.

I have this one ex-girlfriend that I'm very fond of that won't go away or die so I might marry her some day.

So extreme stubbornness in the face of all compelling logic to the contrary, and consistent advice to her to run as far and fast as possible in the opposite direction would be your deciding criteria for finally getting married, Dino?

That's true love, no doubt about it.

[Dino Velvet]

So extreme stubbornness in the face of all compelling logic to the contrary, and consistent advice to her to run as far and fast as possible in the opposite direction would be your deciding criteria for finally getting married, Dino?

That's true love, no doubt about it.

She's the stubborn one. I'm more evasive but my defenses are becoming weak. If I disappear like a ghost from here it's because I was forced to marry. The sack might as well be thrown over my head.

[ballzNnutz]

I never bring my shit home with me. I have a private computer at my office, and after getting caught years ago (didn't yet kjnow about the old "clean out the history after looking at transexuals on eros" thing) I just don't do it at home anymore.
worried about being caught browsing tranny porn at home but have no problem doign it at work? backwards if you ask me.


If I was laying on the floor dying, I'd be more worried about someone getting in my computer than getting me to the hospital on time. Throw my computer in the grave with me and let me die in peace.
hilarious. u have a panic button?

[Nivek]

I'm not married but I don't like ANYONE getting near me on my computer.. Or should I say smart phone.

[Rui]

I would love to tell my girlfriend what I'm into, but I know for a fact she wouldn't understand. When I sugest anal ou a threesome she already gets angry... So, I'm hoping to marry her, but there's simply no way I'm gonna share this side of me with her.

[Quiet Reflections]

Im not married but when the girlfriend comes around I don't change a thing. we knew each other and what we were all about before we started dating.