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Dino Velvet
08-08-2011, 10:56 PM
New & Improved
Charles Manson - Reverend Dino Velvet
Tex Watson - Aussie Russ

My Girls:
Bella "Beat You With A Ball Bat" Bellucci
Brittany "One Shot One Kill" Jordan
Libby "The London Ripper" Harkness
Natasha "The Bullet Dodger" Lover
Lisa "The Canadian Funhole" Paradise
"Killer" Kitty Kaiti
Britney "Reefer Madness" Markham

This is just the beginning. More new members every day. I welcome you all into this family. A real family. We pray together, we slay together, then we lay together.

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/2011/04/Charles-Manson-on-Global-Warming.jpg

BellaBellucci
08-08-2011, 10:58 PM
Substitutions:

Nicole should be 'Beat You With A Ball Bat' and I should be 'Reefer Madness.' Besides, Britney doesn't like me anymore (as if she ever did). :lol:

~BB~

SirCumsAlot
08-08-2011, 10:58 PM
Somebody should start a tv reality show based of a mansion full of tgirls. Hey why not it could be a money maker. Good exposer to the ts community too. They got a reality show out for everything else nowadays why not something with tgirls :shrug

Dino Velvet
08-08-2011, 11:03 PM
Substitutions:

Nicole should be 'Beat You With A Ball Bat' and I should be 'Reefer Madness.' Thanks. :geek:

~BB~

Already with this???

‪Reservoir Dogs Re-naming‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBUjzVtzg2c)

BellaBellucci
08-08-2011, 11:06 PM
Already with this???

‪Reservoir Dogs Re-naming‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBUjzVtzg2c)

Yup. :party:

~BB~

Dino Velvet
08-08-2011, 11:08 PM
Somebody should start a tv reality show based of a mansion full of tgirls. Hey why not it could be a money maker. Good exposer to the ts community too. They got a reality show out for everything else nowadays why not something with tgirls :shrug
Pretty much the same difference just add an "i" to Manson. My mansion has beautiful girls but they are also psychotic killers who's every thought and breath is controlled by me. Which would you watch?

BellaBellucci
08-08-2011, 11:13 PM
‪Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Vinyl)‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Smge23DCE8)

~BB~

Edwoodwoodwood
08-08-2011, 11:15 PM
Me thinks a reality show featuring Dino Velvet and his family of T babes would be a must see.

Let's face it Dino you make Ozzy Osborne look normal :)

Dino Velvet
08-08-2011, 11:15 PM
‪Cannibal Corpse - Evidence In The Furnace‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8-XpBtTSM)

http://www.horror-extreme.com/images/cannibal-holocaust/cannibal-holocaust-1.jpg

Dino Velvet
08-08-2011, 11:19 PM
Me thinks a reality show featuring Dino Velvet and his family of T babes would be a must see.

Let's face it Dino you make Ozzy Osborne look normal :)

My show would make the Osbourne's look like George & Gracie.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01364/stupid-osbourne_1364299a.jpghttp://www.otrcomedy.com/images/burns-and-allen.jpg

SirCumsAlot
08-08-2011, 11:19 PM
Pretty much the same difference just add an "i" to Manson. My mansion has beautiful girls but they are also psychotic killers who's every thought and breath is controlled by me. Which would you watch?

I'd watch as long u promise Lexi and Boykins will be in the same house together

Dino Velvet
08-08-2011, 11:25 PM
I'd watch as long u promise Lexi and Boykins will be in the same house together

I'll have Aussie Russ holding a pimpstick keeping order.

Dino Velvet
08-08-2011, 11:38 PM
Yup. :party:

~BB~

I could've paired you and the two Brittany/Britneys and formed The Killer Bees 2K11 but I always hated those Milquetoast baby-face bores. You'd end up being B Bella Bellucci and Sheiky baby would be coming around the OC trying to humble you old country way and laugh when you try to charge him for it.

‪UWF Captian Lou's Corner with B Brian Blair & Honey Bee‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOzdk-3Cm-w)

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/k/killerbees/10.jpg http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/i/ironsheik/06.jpg

BellaBellucci
08-08-2011, 11:41 PM
I could've paired you and the two Brittany/Britneys and formed The Killer Bees 2K11 but I always hated those Milquetoast baby-face bores. You'd end up being B Bella Bellucci and Sheiky baby would be coming around the OC trying to humble you old country way and laugh when you try to charge him for it.

‪UWF Captian Lou's Corner with B Brian Blair & Honey Bee‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOzdk-3Cm-w)

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/k/killerbees/10.jpg http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/i/ironsheik/06.jpg

Eww! Wresting reference! Take it back!

~BB~

Dino Velvet
08-08-2011, 11:48 PM
Eww! Wresting reference! Take it back!

~BB~

Bella "Beat You With A Ball Bat" Bellucci sounds more badass anyway. Had to do something with those Bs in your name. Pick up a bat and hit them in the head until you see brains coming through the ear holes. If you need help, "The Canadian Funhole" will come running and swing a golf club in a manic frenzy to help complete the mission.

BellaBellucci
08-09-2011, 12:08 AM
bella "beat you with a ball bat" bellucci sounds more badass anyway. Had to do something with those bs in your name. Pick up a bat and hit them in the head until you see brains coming through the ear holes. If you need help, "the canadian funhole" will come running and swing a golf club in a manic frenzy to help complete the mission.

Foooooooooooooooooore!

~BB~

Birgitta
08-09-2011, 12:23 AM
Only interested if i am the only tgirl...or when you order me to kill the others :)

Erika1487
08-09-2011, 12:33 AM
New & Improved
Charles Manson - Reverend Dino Velvet
Tex Watson - Aussie Russ

My Girls:
Bella "Beat You With A Ball Bat" Bellucci
Brittany "One Shot One Kill" Jordan
Libby "The Liverpool Loon" Harkness
Natasha "The Bullet Dodger" Lover
Lisa "The Canadian Funhole" Paradise
"Killer" Kitty Kaiti
Britney "Reefer Madness" Markham

This is just the beginning. More new members every day. I welcome you all into this family. A real family. We pray together, we slay together, then we lay together.

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/2011/04/Charles-Manson-on-Global-Warming.jpg

Can I join?
I have a Lecter mask 24 guns over 10,000 rounds of ammo, two axes, two chainsaws 16 & 18 inch an old two story barn out in the woods.......and a knack for young sweet twink ass...
Erika "wants to eat your liver with fava beans" 1487

BellaBellucci
08-09-2011, 12:35 AM
Can I join?
I have a Lecter mask 24 guns over 10,000 rounds of ammo, two axes, two chainsaws 16 & 18 inch an old two story barn out in the woods.......and a knack for young sweet twink ass...
Erika "wants to eat your liver with fava beans" 1487

Erika 'Buffalo Bill' 1487?

~BB~

Erika1487
08-09-2011, 12:44 AM
Erika 'Buffalo Bill' 1487?

~BB~

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

BellaBellucci
08-09-2011, 12:46 AM
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET! :angry

~BB~

Helvis2012
08-09-2011, 04:17 AM
:clapsThat's the best idea I've heard all day.
Go for it.

tsnajwa
08-09-2011, 05:25 AM
I would much rather see tranny fear factor because nothing says awesome like eating pig intestines in stripper heels

also lol at the tags

robertlouis
08-09-2011, 05:41 AM
New & Improved
Charles Manson - Reverend Dino Velvet
Tex Watson - Aussie Russ

My Girls:
Bella "Beat You With A Ball Bat" Bellucci
Brittany "One Shot One Kill" Jordan
Libby "The Liverpool Loon" Harkness
Natasha "The Bullet Dodger" Lover
Lisa "The Canadian Funhole" Paradise
"Killer" Kitty Kaiti
Britney "Reefer Madness" Markham

This is just the beginning. More new members every day. I welcome you all into this family. A real family. We pray together, we slay together, then we lay together.

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/2011/04/Charles-Manson-on-Global-Warming.jpg

That's either some Merkin sloppiness or you're trying to get two of our UK girls really mad with you Dino. Which of course means a better fit with your fantasy.....:party:

Libby's from London, Sammi is from Liverpool.

Dino Velvet
08-09-2011, 06:13 AM
That's either some Merkin sloppiness or you're trying to get two of our UK girls really mad with you Dino. Which of course means a better fit with your fantasy.....:party:

Libby's from London, Sammi is from Liverpool.

You know I like you British so I...

Just got 2 more Family Members:
Sammi "The Switch" Valentine
"Juggalo" Joanna Jet

Dino Velvet
08-09-2011, 06:24 AM
Can I join?
I have a Lecter mask 24 guns over 10,000 rounds of ammo, two axes, two chainsaws 16 & 18 inch an old two story barn out in the woods.......and a knack for young sweet twink ass...
Erika "wants to eat your liver with fava beans" 1487

You're definitely in. You are now Erika187. I have special things planned for you.


Let me share a little bit. Take a look.

New World Target:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xjFu9AZrGUU/R5Tqoe1y59I/AAAAAAAAAWQ/p9-1yPoMx8o/s400/ms-13.jpg


Old World Solution:

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.96537116.jpg

amofemboy
08-09-2011, 06:47 AM
i want to join to the family like the old bastard cousin of another country....naturally i m without money but i want cadge food alchool money and sex

Pelheckitt
08-09-2011, 06:49 AM
Can I be Squeaky Fromme? I wont shave my moustache but I will wear a skirt and promise to kill on command!

Id actual only join for the free acid and the chance to meet new and intesting people and fucking kill them.

Dino Velvet
08-09-2011, 06:59 AM
Can I be Squeaky Fromme? I wont shave my moustache but I will wear a skirt and promise to kill on command!

Id actual only join for the free acid and the chance to meet new and intesting people and fucking kill them.

You can be an associate. You'd be able to keep the mustache and not have to pretend to be a pretty lady. Bring your hardware and come to the castle. You kill but I pick who. Don't worry, you'll be kept plenty occupied.

Pelheckitt
08-09-2011, 07:06 AM
You can be an associate. You'd be able to keep the mustache and not have to pretend to be a pretty lady. Bring your hardware and come to the castle. You kill but I pick who. Don't worry, you'll be kept plenty occupied.

Nice!

Acceptance finally! Take that class of 89 fuckheads.

I'll bring my black bag of fun and leave my brain at the door!

It doesnt matter who you direct me to kill it's going to be the same person in my eyes everytime I do it!

Drugs and Trannys sweet....can I get my own room? I like to spend alone time with my head collection!

Dino Velvet
08-09-2011, 07:17 AM
Nice!

Acceptance finally! Take that class of 89 fuckheads.

I'll bring my black bag of fun and leave my brain at the door!

It doesnt matter who you direct me to kill it's going to be the same person in my eyes everytime I do it!

Drugs and Trannys sweet....can I get my own room? I like to spend alone time with my head collection!

You mean The Black Bag? Bring that one for sure. We have broads, booze, and weed but bring some hallucinogens and meth and maybe we can do some night time training. See you at the castle.

‪Slayer - Criminally Insane‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RypZcxDe7as)

http://s1.thewrestlinggame.com/public/roster/235/pentagram1.gif

Pelheckitt
08-09-2011, 09:04 AM
Cool im making my way to L.A. now, I'll collect a human foot for ever state that I cross through, im bring my meth lab with me. If im confronted by the law I'll go out in a blaze of glory screaming Dino or Baba Booey. The trip would be alot easier if I could figure out how to make my windowless van run on human blood.

p.s. I had my Fangoria and High Times subscriptons forwarded to the Castle.

theone1982
08-09-2011, 09:34 AM
Hey Dino, are some of the pics you used on this thread from Cannibal Holocaust and Helter Skelter?

Dino Velvet
08-09-2011, 09:40 AM
Hey Dino, are some of the pics you used on this thread from Cannibal Holocaust and Helter Skelter?

Not sure if that's from Helter Skelter or someone else's footage but the other picture is Cannibal Holocaust.

theone1982
08-09-2011, 09:51 AM
I'll have Aussie Russ holding a pimpstick keeping order.

How 'bout Kelly "Don't Call Me Jersey" Shore?:)

Dino Velvet
08-09-2011, 09:56 AM
How 'bout Kelly "Don't Call Me Jersey" Shore?:)

Kelly "Slice Your Throat By The Sea" Shore
She's in but hubby waits in the car while we pass her around like a bottle of Thunderbird by a bunch of hobos hanging out under the freeway.

Erika1487
08-09-2011, 01:41 PM
You're definitely in. You are now Erika187. I have special things planned for you.


Let me share a little bit. Take a look.

New World Target:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xjFu9AZrGUU/R5Tqoe1y59I/AAAAAAAAAWQ/p9-1yPoMx8o/s400/ms-13.jpg


Old World Solution:

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.96537116.jpg

Mara Salvatrucha will suffer........your wish is my command master Dino.

How many MS 13 heads do you need Master Dino?

Yvonne183
08-09-2011, 02:54 PM
I would play the part of a policewoman, then me and my fellow officers would throw the bunch of you in jail and throw away the key. lol

Dino Velvet
08-09-2011, 10:50 PM
Mara Salvatrucha will suffer........your wish is my command master Dino.

How many MS 13 heads do you need Master Dino?

Bring me enough heads to fill the trunk of a 1978 Cadillac Fleetwood. We'll go bowling later for group morale.

http://www.chooseyouritem.com/classics/photos/98500/98984-5.1978.Cadillac.Fleetwood.jpg

Dino Velvet
08-09-2011, 11:29 PM
I would play the part of a policewoman, then me and my fellow officers would throw the bunch of you in jail and throw away the key. lol

That's an arrest warrant that I'd like to see you execute. If the wolves that live in the mountains don't grab you my Gimp Erika187 will snatch you and throw you at my feet.

http://wexfordrebelalliance.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/gimp-300.jpg?w=300&h=209

maaarc
08-09-2011, 11:42 PM
looks like these youngins musta herded about your kool new club Dino and they are on a fun and wacky hijinks filled trip across county to join ya. Florida's finest :)

Lee Grace Dougherty:
"I am a Floridian. Born and raised in Seminole County. I have a huge crazy family. I'm 28 but act like I'm 17 most of the time. I love to farm and shoot guys and wreck cars. I'm a redneck and proud of it. I like milk and German engineering and causing mayhem with my siblings.




http://abcnews.go.com/US/fugitive-dougherty-gangs-mom-hopes-middle-son-convinces/story?id=14262303

http://cltampa.com/dailyloaf/archives/2011/08/09/have-you-seen-this-bank-robbing-fl-stripper-lee-grace-doughertys-revealing-photos#.TkGhql36j44

Dino Velvet
08-09-2011, 11:48 PM
looks like these youngins musta herded about your kool new club Dino and they are on a fun and wacky hijinks filled trip across county to join ya. Florida's finest :)

Lee Grace Dougherty:
"I am a Floridian. Born and raised in Seminole County. I have a huge crazy family. I'm 28 but act like I'm 17 most of the time. I love to farm and shoot guys and wreck cars. I'm a redneck and proud of it. I like milk and German engineering and causing mayhem with my siblings.




http://abcnews.go.com/US/fugitive-dougherty-gangs-mom-hopes-middle-son-convinces/story?id=14262303

http://cltampa.com/dailyloaf/archives/2011/08/09/have-you-seen-this-bank-robbing-fl-stripper-lee-grace-doughertys-revealing-photos#.TkGhql36j44

They're kinda doing their own thing. If the girl lives she can join us in California.

Erika1487
08-10-2011, 02:58 AM
That's an arrest warrant that I'd like to see you execute. If the wolves that live in the mountains don't grab you my Gimp Erika187 will snatch you and throw you at my feet.

http://wexfordrebelalliance.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/gimp-300.jpg?w=300&h=209

Don't worry Yvonne i'll be gentle ;)

Erika1487
08-10-2011, 02:59 AM
Bring me enough heads to fill the trunk of a 1978 Cadillac Fleetwood. We'll go bowling later for group morale.

http://www.chooseyouritem.com/classics/photos/98500/98984-5.1978.Cadillac.Fleetwood.jpg

Haaa! Sounds like a plan :)

Dino Velvet
08-10-2011, 06:39 AM
Don't worry Yvonne i'll be gentle ;)

You'll be the best gimp ever. I'm so excited! I'll keep you in a lovely crate. You'll notice the one hole in the side is quite generous for oxygen. It's actually more than that. It's a Glory Hole. On the outside I write GOP and guess which letter gets the hole? You are not only a schizophrenic mind controlled sadist you are very important to The Family for revenue generation. I'll throw in a spatula so you can keep your room clean. But, bite one of the customers and I have Aussie Russ take pliers to your teeth.

StlyeMeCunty
08-10-2011, 06:44 AM
:praying::praying::praying:I thank my lord Jesus Christ that I have not sinned enough to make this list of degenerates! LOL!

Dino Velvet
08-10-2011, 07:02 AM
:praying::praying::praying:I thank my lord Jesus Christ that I have not sinned enough to make this list of degenerates! LOL!

The only Jesus I know sells oranges on the side of the freeway. A trip in a blacked-out van could be in your future, young lady. You will learn about sin as it will become your name.

You have dawgs. I have Comrades.

http://images.wikia.com/deadliestfiction/images/3/36/Fotoprikol_0831.jpg

http://mafija.biz/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/russian-mafia-300x300.jpg

ValerieNelson
08-10-2011, 07:17 AM
I'm just wondering how long it'll take for me to make this list. . . :banana::banana::banana:

NatashaLover
08-10-2011, 01:07 PM
I leave you guys for a couple of days and when I return this is what I find? :salad
No wonder people were calling me "The bullet Dodger" yesterday in the chats! Great!
Thanks to Dino! :)

NatashaLover
08-10-2011, 01:08 PM
The only Jesus I know sells oranges on the side of the freeway. A trip in a blacked-out van could be in your future, young lady. You will learn about sin as it will become your name.

You have dawgs. I have Comrades.

http://images.wikia.com/deadliestfiction/images/3/36/Fotoprikol_0831.jpg

http://mafija.biz/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/russian-mafia-300x300.jpg
Russian Mafia Rules!

robertlouis
08-10-2011, 01:45 PM
:praying::praying::praying:I thank my lord Jesus Christ that I have not sinned enough to make this list of degenerates! LOL!


Give it time, sweety. Weeks at the most, I reckon.

robertlouis
08-10-2011, 01:47 PM
I would play the part of a policewoman, then me and my fellow officers would throw the bunch of you in jail and throw away the key. lol

Wow, that's seriously low key for you Yvonne.

Are you still taking all the meds or have you stopped the blue ones again?

robertlouis
08-10-2011, 01:48 PM
I leave you guys for a couple of days and when I return this is what I find? :salad
No wonder people were calling me "The bullet Dodger" yesterday in the chats! Great!
Thanks to Dino! :)

Dino, if you can get Natasha in there, you really won't need anyone else.

russtafa
08-10-2011, 03:36 PM
hey Dino when i used to work the door i used to get quite psychotic all most a sexual thrill when i was torturing some one.does that help

Erika1487
08-11-2011, 03:05 AM
[QUOTE=Dino Velvet;983556]You'll be the best gimp ever. I'm so excited! I'll keep you in a lovely crate. You'll notice the one hole in the side is quite generous for oxygen. It's actually more than that. It's a Glory Hole. On the outside I write GOP and guess which letter gets the hole? QUOTE]

OMG thats gold my friend solid gold! :cheers:

I imagine that i could use that on the Ohio campaign trail to garner some more GOP votes! lol

Dino Velvet
08-11-2011, 03:19 AM
I imagine that i could use that on the Ohio campaign trail to garner some more GOP votes! lol

Fox News has many Talking Heads but not one Talking Hole. Your crate would look great in a split screen yelling match with Bob Beckel on Hannity.

Dino Velvet
08-11-2011, 03:23 AM
hey Dino when i used to work the door i used to get quite psychotic all most a sexual thrill when i was torturing some one.does that help

A Ted Bundy quality in a man is always a good thing. Ted would have been a respected Family Values Republican Senator from Washington State if he were alive today. RIP.

theone1982
08-11-2011, 07:24 AM
A Ted Bundy quality in a man is always a good thing. Ted would have been a respected Family Values Republican Senator from Washington State if he were alive today. RIP.

I've never thought about that before, but you're probably right! Have you seen the movie about Ted? It came out in 2002, and is actually pretty good. It kind of reminds me of the movie American Psycho, which, by the way, is a fucking awesome film.

Dino Velvet
08-11-2011, 07:34 AM
I've never thought about that before, but you're probably right! Have you seen the movie about Ted? It came out in 2002, and is actually pretty good. It kind of reminds me of the movie American Psycho, which, by the way, is a fucking awesome film.

I like the Mark Harmon version too. He was a really good Bundy. It's over 3 hours long.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hjO9V1LvL.jpg

Pelheckitt
08-11-2011, 07:47 AM
Im running alittle behind Dino I ran into some really nice people down in Texas, one took my picture, of course when I refused to pay for it he cut his hand on purpose and wiped blood all over my Scooby Van. The other guy is huge but quiet I think he's a lumberjack. All I know is I love their sausages!!!

The foot collection is coming along nicely im up to 23 now...fucking amutee threw off my count!

Brittany St Jordan
08-29-2011, 08:22 AM
New & Improved
Charles Manson - Reverend Dino Velvet
Tex Watson - Aussie Russ

My Girls:
Bella "Beat You With A Ball Bat" Bellucci
Brittany "One Shot One Kill" Jordan
Libby "The London Ripper" Harkness
Natasha "The Bullet Dodger" Lover
Lisa "The Canadian Funhole" Paradise
"Killer" Kitty Kaiti
Britney "Reefer Madness" Markham

This is just the beginning. More new members every day. I welcome you all into this family. A real family. We pray together, we slay together, then we lay together.

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/2011/04/Charles-Manson-on-Global-Warming.jpg

Hell to the yeah!!! Let's get this fucking party started. I wanna shoot some motherfuckers ;)

Who knew my military background would land me a spot in this motley crew of misfits? :wiggle:

russtafa
08-29-2011, 09:51 AM
interrogation officer =the things i could do with pvc tubing and a length of barb wire

Helvis2012
08-30-2011, 02:37 AM
[QUOTE=Edwoodwoodwood;982467]Me thinks a reality show featuring Dino Velvet and his family of T babes would be a must see.


I know I'd watch!!!