Who Is Your Message Board Wife???

[Dino Velvet]

I'm a social derelict that repels the fairer sex so I'll let you guys talk. Who's your T-Girl wifey from this board?

[BellaBellucci]

I'm a narcissist, so I married my reflection.

~BB~

[LittleGuy]

Nobody

[Dino Velvet]

I'm a narcissist, so I married my reflection.

~BB~

Can I get in for a threesome? The only thing more fun that one Bella would be two.

[BellaBellucci]

Can I get in for a threesome? The only thing more fun that one Bella would be two.

Coolness! I can be a sadist and a masochist at the same time!

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Coolness! I can be a sadist and a masochist at the same time!

~BB~

I'm more believable as The Sadist. You're too nice and pretty. You can scream "Fatso" at me if it makes you feel better.

[BellaBellucci]

I'm more believable as The Sadist. You're too nice and pretty. You can scream "Fatso" at me if it makes you feel better.

You're the second person this week who told me I wasn't mean enough. And yet so many people treat me as if I am. It's an interesting paradox. :lol:

I really am a switch though, but I'm more into B/D than S/M.

~BB~

[Pelheckitt]

Is Charlie on this Board? Either way he's my Bitch!

[Jericho]

I'm a misogynistic polygamist, so....! :shrug

[amofemboy]

I'm a narcissist, so I married my reflection.

~BB~

also i 'm narcissist....can i marry also i your reflection????

[russtafa]

Hey Dino i thought Trish was your chick

[Dino Velvet]

Hey Dino i thought Trish was your chick

She's my lil' Brown Shuga. When she gives me sass with her politics I give her a mouthful of sass followed later by some hot, thick, and creamy sass sauce. But, no matter how many times she browns my meat she still won't let me be on her HA Friend's List. She's had me Pending and dangling like a booger for 3 years. We've had 2 kids together during that time.

[BellaBellucci]

also i 'm narcissist....can i marry also i your reflection????

Cute. :lol:

~BB~

[onmyknees]

I'm a social derelict that repels the fairer sex so I'll let you guys talk. Who's your T-Girl wifey from this board?



I kinda have a love/hate thing with Bella. ( she categorizes it as passive/aggressive ) I think that's definitely a component of marriage , or at least the short term ones I've been involved in . lol
:dancing:

[LittleGuy]

You just love all cock dude

[Yoite]

jix
no homo

[Str8mlover4TS]

Wives are too expensive. I'd rather hire an escort. Oh wait, that's a different thread!

[Dino Velvet]

I kinda have a love/hate thing with Bella. ( she categorizes it as passive/aggressive ) I think that's definitely a component of marriage , or at least the short term ones I've been involved in . lol
:dancing:

Bella is marriage material. I think she's a domestic diva and everything. Make sure to invite me to the wedding. Can I bring Trish?

[BellaBellucci]

I kinda have a love/hate thing with Bella. ( she categorizes it as passive/aggressive ) I think that's definitely a component of marriage , or at least the short term ones I've been involved in . lol
:dancing:

Classic! :lol:


Bella is marriage material. I think she's a domestic diva and everything. Make sure to invite me to the wedding. Can I bring Trish?

I love organizing and running a household. I love taking care of children. I love cooking and baking. But I hate cleaning. If he hires me a housekeeper it's all good. :dancing:

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

I love organizing and running a household. I love taking care of children. I love cooking and baking. But I hate cleaning. If he hires me a housekeeper it's all good. :dancing:

~BB~

Even without the cleaning you're quite a woman.

‪Borat - Dating Service Skit‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7vWi8sosg4)

[BellaBellucci]

Even without the cleaning you're quite a woman.

‪Borat - Dating Service Skit‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7vWi8sosg4)

Awwwwwwwwww! :fuckin:

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Awwwwwwwwww! :fuckin:

~BB~

"... but if you cheat on me I will crush you!"

[BellaBellucci]

"... but if you cheat on me I will crush you!"

I've never cheated. Ever. I'm openly polyamorous. :dancing:

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

I've never cheated. Ever. I'm openly polyamorous. :dancing:

~BB~

Does that mean you charge for it?

[BellaBellucci]

Does that mean you charge for it?

That means I either only do open relationships or swinger relationships unless I really want to be with someone. Like Freddie Mercury said:

‪I Want It All (Queen Rocks)‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfLD-7bCtME)

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

That means I either only do open relationships or swinger relationships unless I really want to be with someone. Like Freddie Mercury said:

‪I Want It All (Queen Rocks)‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfLD-7bCtME)

~BB~

I'm more the sit on the couch, watch TV, smoke pot, screw, rinse, repeat type.

[Yvonne183]

Can I be like a Mormon or a sheik type and have loads of wives. Cause there's lots of guys on this site that i want for my wife, i just can't pick one.

[onmyknees]

You just love all cock dude


huh....??? you talkin' to me?

[onmyknees]

Does that mean you charge for it?

No...that means she goes both ways...and I'm not sure where that leaves you bro......LMAO

[Dino Velvet]

huh....??? you talkin' to me?

Better keep track of your wife. She might have a wandering eye.

[onmyknees]

Better keep track of your wife. She might have a wandering eye.

you mean Bella?????? LMFAO

[Dino Velvet]

you mean Bella?????? LMFAO

The one and only. Still giving me a +3 so I can bring Trish and our 2 darling half breeds? Trish brings her own liquor and weed so she's fairly low maintenance.

[Str8mlover4TS]

Even without the cleaning you're quite a woman.


Awwwwwwwwww! :fuckin:

~BB~


"... but if you cheat on me I will crush you!"


I've never cheated. Ever. I'm openly polyamorous. :dancing:

~BB~


Does that mean you charge for it?


That means I either only do open relationships or swinger relationships unless I really want to be with someone.

~BB~

:smileysex:Will you two just get a room already!!! :fuckin:

[Dino Velvet]

:smileysex:Will you two just get a room already!!! :fuckin:

She charges too much. I'll smash her Dego Funhole if she kicks me down a freebie.

[theone1982]

We need to find our message board wives by making vids like this.:)
‪Cupid's Arrow (7/28/11)‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55O6bLydPUw)

[Str8mlover4TS]

She charges too much. I'll smash her Dego Funhole if she kicks me down a freebie.

Well then send her my way. :fuckin:

[Yeah]

No one right now. Any takers?

[Mz.Brownsugah]

Thats a silly question cause everybody knows, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

[Nivek]

I don't post enough to warrant a message board wife. But I sure enjoy reading these posts!

[buckjohnson]

I'm a narcissist, so I married my reflection.

~BB~

I agree

[buckjohnson]

I am divorced

[BLKGSXR]

You just love all cock dude
dude dont act like you havent had your spokes poked! we all know you have... lmfao.

jix
no homo
Nigga I aint no wifey lol. I might Wife a girl but thats it... Sick basterd.

[MrsKellyPierce]

Liberty of course :)

[BellaBellucci]

The one and only. Still giving me a +3 so I can bring Trish and our 2 darling half breeds? Trish brings her own liquor and weed so she's fairly low maintenance.

I'm poly, so yeah. Let's rock. ;)


I agree

:lol:

~BB~