Ecstatic
01-03-2006, 11:22 PM
Subject: Wireless Security System
Installing a wireless security system in four easy steps:
1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's well used work boots,
a really big pair, at least a size 13.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of 'Guns and Ammo'
magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big
Mike and I have gone to get more ammo, be back in 1/2 hour. Don't
disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed and are a bit nasty."
Installing a wireless security system in four easy steps:
1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's well used work boots,
a really big pair, at least a size 13.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of 'Guns and Ammo'
magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big
Mike and I have gone to get more ammo, be back in 1/2 hour. Don't
disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed and are a bit nasty."