Guys: what do you call your man parts?

[MdR Dave]

Stylemecunty's thread got me thinking- I bet we have better names for our nethers than the girls do.

I usually go with 'Willie and the boys".

Waddya got?

[theone1982]

Downstairs mixer.:)

[robertlouis]

Penis and balls, but I never was blessed with much of an erotic imagination....

OK then - Bennie and the Jets.....

[MdR Dave]

OK then - Bennie and the Jets.....

Is that because "they're weird and they're wonderful"?

[Jericho]

Elvis and the boys. :shrug

[theone1982]

Elvis and the boys. :shrug

The Memphis Mafia?!:)

[King_Krollen]

Worthless... What? It's true. I'm hung like a church mouse... Not the whole mouse like he's hung.

[Ineeda SM]

"Cock" has always worked for me. If he is nice to me, I call him "Buddy".

[seamonkey]

"junk" has become popular in the US in the past year since someone complained about airport security doing too thorough a pat down. As in "Please don't handle my junk."

[robertlouis]

Is that because "they're weird and they're wonderful"?

Of course. Why else?

Another rock song which fits - Sultans of Swing..... :dancing:

[Jericho]

The Memphis Mafia?!:)

Been all shook up! :whistle:

[robertlouis]

Elvis and the boys. :shrug

Is that because you sit on the crapper and eat big sandwiches?

[Jericho]

Is that because you sit on the crapper and eat big sandwiches?

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr!:ignore:
I was about to have breakfast, but not with that image in my head!

[Dino Velvet]

My Wiener
My Dirty Wiener
My Filthy Wiener

[robertlouis]

My Wiener
My Dirty Wiener
My Filthy Wiener

My Unspeakable Wiener
My Depraved Wiener
My Diseased Wiener
My Wiener has fallen off

etc etc

[StlyeMeCunty]

PFFFT... copycat thread! :loser::loser::loser:

[tsparisangelline]

PFFFT... copycat thread! :loser::loser::loser:

Hello my dear.

[Dino Velvet]

PFFFT... copycat thread! :loser::loser::loser:

Ever have yer shit pushed in?

[robertlouis]

PFFFT... copycat thread! :loser::loser::loser:

Look on it as a compliment, Petal. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and all that. ;)

[tsparisangelline]

I swear this site is full of phags.

[robertlouis]

I swear this site is full of phags.

You're not wrong.....

[theone1982]

I swear this site is full of phags.


You're not wrong.....

I don't see any cigarettes here.:confused::)

[Ineeda SM]

I swear this site is full of phags.

What's a phag? Is that kinda like a pherry from Phrance?

[tsparisangelline]

Let me say it like this.

Everyone on this site has an addiction to DICK (NOT SHE COCK DICK).

The majority of you trash talk transsexuals but end up paying a drag 40 dollars off of a craigslist ad.

The biggest porn stars have more muscle in their bodys that pro MMA fighters, and their faces are overpainted due to the complete lack of feminine traits.

Sites like this make transsexuals a joke.

Thank god for yasmin lee.

[MdR Dave]

Penis and balls, but I never was blessed with much of an erotic imagination....

OK then - Bennie and the Jets.....


I swear this site is full of phags.

You OK, baby girl?. . .

[Jericho]

Let me say it like this.

Everyone on this site has an addiction to DICK (NOT SHE COCK DICK).

The majority of you trash talk transsexuals but end up paying a drag 40 dollars off of a craigslist ad.

The biggest porn stars have more muscle in their bodys that pro MMA fighters, and their faces are overpainted due to the complete lack of feminine traits.

Sites like this make transsexuals a joke.

Thank god for yasmin lee.

It's unlike you to be so coy about things.
You're amongst phriends, say what you really mean!

[Ineeda SM]

Let me say it like this.

Everyone on this site has an addiction to DICK (NOT SHE COCK DICK).

Well partially right. I happen to like both.

[tsparisangelline]

Well partially right. I happen to like both.

No such thing as a she-cock.

It is called a penis which is a male sex organ!

So liking it makes you HOMOSEXUAL!

[Prospero]

Rock of Ages

[Prospero]

Oh Parisangeline - such a dreary tune you sing. Yep we're all happy homos. So......?

[Ineeda SM]

No such thing as a she-cock.

It is called a penis which is a male sex organ!

So liking it makes you HOMOSEXUAL!

OH NO! NOT THAT! Please someone find Michelle Bachman, I need her to pray the gay away.

[Jericho]

Rock of Ages
Not often, but.... :dead:

[tsparisangelline]

Oh Parisangeline - such a dreary tune you sing. Yep we're all happy homos. So......?

At least your not lying to yourself about it, like so many otherss.

[Prospero]

Which makes you - by that measure - the same Mr Paris A

[tsparisangelline]

Which makes you - by that measure - the same Mr Paris A

Mr?

And this is why you are a homosexual.

Since you feel calling a transsexual a he pronoun is proper and you like them.

[Prospero]

No - just you my dear... since you love to be so insistent on calling men who like and see transexuals as women, homosexual... I see them as women. I see myself as bisexual actually.... but with no sexual interest in men who live 100 per cent of the time as men. I like women and i like transexuals. So that's why i call you MR... other girls who are subtler in their thought I accept have the right as we all do to define themselves.

But as i said this is such a dreary argument.

[tsparisangelline]

No - just you my dear... since you love to be so insistent on calling men who like and see transexuals as women, homosexual... I see them as women. I see myself as bisexual actually.... but with no sexual interest in men who live 100 per cent of the time as men. I like women and i like transexuals. So that's why i call you MR... other girls who are subtler in their thought I accept have the right as we all do to define themselves.

But as i said this is such a dreary argument.

We can go through all your posts and see the various DRAGS you have said are attractive then we can compare them to myself and see who actually looks like a dude and who doesn't.

SMH gay gay gay

[Prospero]

Blah blah blah.... Paris, you're such a drag darling

[tsparisangelline]

Blah blah blah.... Paris, you're such a drag darling

A drag with F cup tits, something you don't seem to like according to past postings.

[tsparisangelline]

Blah blah blah.... Paris, you're such a drag darling

Just go back to jacking off to bill cosby and owen wilson in maybelline makeup and walmart bras.

As long as you accept the fact that sucking a DICK is gay we need no further conversation homo.

[robertlouis]

And if you like ultra-fem girls and post-op girls and never, ever, bottom you're still gay, is that right, Paris?

[amberskyi]

And if you like ultra-fem girls and post-op girls and never, ever, bottom you're still gay, is that right, Paris?

only if you dont give head

[mcaextreme69]

The Sperminator......

[robertlouis]

only if you dont give head

Thanks for that, Amber. I'll make a note. :dancing:

[tsparisangelline]

only if you dont give head

right!

[robertlouis]

right!

Crikey, so most of the time I'm not gay.

Oh, what a relief.

Where's that sarcastic smiley when you need it?

[Prospero]

Paris - you are probably a beautiful girl (on the outside) but your mind sucks - and your need to be deeply abusive is a sad indicator that though you may make your body beautiful an ugly mind remiains much harder to change. Silly remarks about Bill Cosby et al are based on no evidence when it regards me.
Why do you feel it so necessary to abuse guys on here who don't measure up to your narrow minded and conservative view of sexuality. Your make assertions about me that have no relationship whatsoever to reality - which is why i said you're a drag. Your viewpoint is out of place here. You are a socially conservative man in transgendered garb.

[tsparisangelline]

Paris - you are probably a beautiful girl (on the outside) but your mind sucks - and your need to be deeply abusive is a sad indicator that though you may make your body beautiful an ugly mind remiains much harder to change. Silly remarks about Bill Cosby et al are based on no evidence when it regards me.
Why do you feel it so necessary to abuse guys on here who don't measure up to your narrow minded and conservative view of sexuality. Your make assertions about me that have no relationship whatsoever to reality - which is why i said you're a drag. Your viewpoint is out of place here. You are a socially conservative man in transgendered garb.

I'm pretty on the outside to me that is all that matters.

Now go back to your drags they miss you.

[Prospero]

"I'm pretty on the outside to me that is all that matters.
'
Living proof that beauty is often only skin deep

[Deimos]

I swear this site is full of phags.

going by your criteria, you'd be one of them. (provided your actually a TS, and not a GG posing as one)

not starting anything lol. just if you have a dick, and you fuck someone who has a dick. your gay... your criteria, not mine lol.

[MdR Dave]

not starting anything.

LOL!

(nervous chuckle)


DUCK!

[Deimos]

Meh.. it's the internet.

[MdR Dave]

Meh.. it's the internet.

I concede your point.

[Quiet Reflections]

Two turntables and a microphone, my twig and giggleberries, Richard, The Home wrecker, my penis, Sharon and the girls, Dorothy Blanche and Rose,

[FreddieGomez]

Just go back to jacking off to bill cosby and owen wilson in maybelline makeup and walmart bras.

As long as you accept the fact that sucking a DICK is gay we need no further conversation homo.

Paris. you're slipping. U already said something like this on BGC. Not very original.

[Jericho]

Hey, wait a minute.
Ferdys back.
Paris is back.
Paris and Ferdy are one and the same...I claim my five dollars!

[robertlouis]

Hey, wait a minute.
Ferdys back.
Paris is back.
Paris and Ferdy are one and the same...I claim my five dollars!

If only. I predict tears before bedtime over this one, Jericho, old mate.

[Jericho]

If only. I predict tears before bedtime over this one, Jericho, old mate.

Nah, it's a rerun...kitten fight. :shrug