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Stavros
07-14-2011, 11:47 AM
Is it only a matter of time before a transexual appears on The Apprentice? I haven't seen any of the US programmes, the British one is popular as it makes for good tv. I sometimes wonder about the intelligence of the candidates, in last night's episode, in which candidates had to create a fast-food outlet, one of the candidates in a British-themed pie and mash thought they should name the pies after figures from British history, like Christopher Columbus, whom as everyone knows was indeed British and also brought back the potato from America...in the other camp, a Mexican-themed restaurant called, naturally, Caracas, someone asked the profound question, 'What does 'El' mean?'....

So, imagine The Apprentice, Transexual style. Two teams, Team Penetration, and Team Dominance....or choose a name for your team, but please, not Team Petticoat...

The Task: choose a task: typically, there is the create-a-magazine; create, brand and market a new product; buy cheap stuff and then sell it to the public; be given a list of items to buy with a pot of capital, and whoever buys the items for the lowest amount wins, etc.

Transexuals are not dead-head when it comes to business, I know of at least three successful businesses run by transexuals and no, they are not all porn sites on the web.

Ideas, please.

GroobySteven
07-14-2011, 11:57 AM
That was fucking fantastic last night. These are meant to be intelligent people (and in many ways they are) but how could they even think Columbus was British? I liked their pie shop though.
They also thought Byron and Shakespeare were around at the same time.

The pies should have been:
John Bull Beef.
Churchill's Chicken

Edwoodwoodwood
07-14-2011, 12:15 PM
Factually incorrect as maybe sean but I've gotta say those steak pies looked bloody great and I reckon with a bit of tidying up on the marketing and getting the facts right that stuff would sell in London and possibly further afield.

The Mexican stuff looked pretty dire to me and as old furry face said nigh on impossible to eat without wearing it.

I reckon Helen is gonna win. She gets my vote bloody georgeous. I'm glad that rough old bird Natasha got her arse kicked out last night.

iamdrgonzo
07-14-2011, 12:38 PM
No, no, no it wasn't Columbus, in American History 101 we learned that Dan Quayle invented the "potatoe".

‪Dan Quayle Misspells 'Potato'‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdqbi66oNuI)

GroobySteven
07-14-2011, 12:43 PM
Factually incorrect as maybe sean but I've gotta say those steak pies looked bloody great and I reckon with a bit of tidying up on the marketing and getting the facts right that stuff would sell in London and possibly further afield.

The Mexican stuff looked pretty dire to me and as old furry face said nigh on impossible to eat without wearing it.

I reckon Helen is gonna win. She gets my vote bloody georgeous. I'm glad that rough old bird Natasha got her arse kicked out last night.

The pie and mash concept was great. I would eat there. My fast food would have been either Jerk Chicken or Bi Bim Bap.

Yeah I wanted Natasha out ages ago - she showed nothing through the whole process.
TOM TO WIN!!!

Edwoodwoodwood
07-14-2011, 01:24 PM
I think that Melody Hosaini would make a great TS. She is stunning and has a great figure, would love it if she had some stuffing in her thong.

http://inspirengage.com/wp-content/uploads/Melody-Hossaini.jpg

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jul2011/2/0/melody-hossaini-pic-sm-282994523.jpghttp://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/203551_181863351862585_6055206_n.jpg

Stavros
07-14-2011, 02:20 PM
But so far, noone has come up with some alternative names for the Teams, and for the kind of tasks you would like a Transexual apprentice to take on...