Clone Sex

[theone1982]

If you had sex with your own clone, would that be considered gay sex, or masturbation?:)

[Merkurie]

Masturbation.
It falls under the "self suck exception" in section 201 of the Are You Gay Rules.

[Richctdude]

yes masterbation!

[robertlouis]

No. I'd call it extreme narcissism. :)

[SkankyTrannyAnna]

If you had an identical twin and fucked them, that would be gay.

[robertlouis]

If you had an identical twin and fucked them, that would be gay.

Would it depend on who topped and who bottomed, or are you just being a blunt-speaking Yorkshire lass, Anna?

Think on.

[Prospero]

Ehem.... stop being paradoxical Robert L.... sure it'd be gay.... whether you topped or bottomed or just had a blow job. Unless of course you dressed your clone up in ladies gear, make-up, a wig etc.... then it'd be ... well I don't really lie to go there

[SkankyTrannyAnna]

Would it depend on who topped and who bottomed, or are you just being a blunt-speaking Yorkshire lass, Anna?

Think on.

doesn't matter if ur top of bottom, what a load of shit. If you fuck someone the same gender as you, then you're a homo. End of, no exceptions, no bullshit loopholes. You're gay, accept it or don't but that's how it is, so you may as well be proud of it and not be some self hating loser like Ted Haggard.

[Prospero]

ahhh the old faggot idea flung in the face of us guys. LOL

[robertlouis]

doesn't matter if ur top of bottom, what a load of shit. If you fuck someone the same gender as you, then you're a homo. End of, no exceptions, no bullshit loopholes. You're gay, accept it or don't but that's how it is, so you may as well be proud of it and not be some self hating loser like Ted Haggard.

Joking Anna, joking. Never have bottomed, never will.

But at the risk of setting up the same tired argument for the 1,000th time, if as a (straight???) guy you sleep with someone who thinks, acts, looks and who wants to be treated as a woman but who simply happens to have a penis, is that gay?

Not that it bothers me one way or the other.

And as for clone-fucking, before it's "gay" or anything else, it has to be the most extreme form of narcissism.

[william.howl]

Since a clone would be another person, it certainly couldn't be masturbation.

[StlyeMeCunty]

This is just weird... :-|:-|:-|

[Edwoodwoodwood]

This is just weird... :-|:-|:-|


Not weird enough yet Cunty (is that what we call you) as we haven't got Dino's take on it all. I can't wait to hear his analagy. (heh thats Anal Allergy = bum rash).

I just love a Dino comment on the PC in the morning.............. Priceless.

I reckon Dino would make a great congressman, fucking cracks me up every time.

[nonnonnon]

my clone is passable

[scubaman]

YouTube - ‪Pat Benatar- My Clone Sleeps Alone‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R7LaLaKAGM)

[killkenny]

A clone would only be genetically identical to yourself but would have a different
consciousness much in the same way an identical twin is, so it would count as homosexuality and even, but to much debate, incest

[scroller]

Actually made me think just now... All those laws about not marrying a close relative -- Do they get enforced for gay marriage in places that have it? If so, what's the point?

[robertlouis]

This is just weird... :-|:-|:-|

You'll get used to it, baby. Anywhere else it would be weird. Here on HA it's what passes for everyday discourse.

[Pelheckitt]

Only if you both enjoy it!

[Merkurie]

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Send in the clones.

[Ineeda SM]

If I could clone myself, I would have the best sex partner I could find. We would certainly know exactly what each other liked. RIGHT?

What a genius idea. Where do I sign up?

[Jericho]

...slowly steps back away from the thread! :yayo:

[robertlouis]

...slowly steps back away from the thread! :yayo:

Yep, it has developed into a total headfuck. :shock::shock::shock:

[Jericho]

Yep, it has developed into a total headfuck. :shock::shock::shock:

I'm thinking Ernest Borgnine, his clone, candlelight....Where's the fukkin eyebleach! :hide-1:

[theone1982]

Finally, I'd have an answer when people tell me to go fuck myself!:)

[Ineeda SM]

Yep, it has developed into a total headfuck. :shock::shock::shock:

As in "69". This is sounding better. Jericho could take pictures for the incest family album.

[Jericho]

As in "69". This is sounding better. Jericho could take pictures for the incest family album.

Yah right...The day Dino becomes Pope, Freddy gets a girlfriend, and Hell freezes over! :ignore:

[theone1982]

Having sex with a clone wouldn't be incest, just like having sex with your right hand isn't incest. My left hand, however, is just a filthy whore.:)

[Ineeda SM]

Yah right...The day Dino becomes Pope, Freddy gets a girlfriend, and Hell freezes over! :ignore:

Those things could happen. Except for Dino becoming Pope, Freddy finding a girl willing to go out with him, and maybe hell freezing over. Aww fuck it. You're right.

[Ineeda SM]

Having sex with a clone wouldn't be incest, just like having sex with your right hand isn't incest. My left hand, however, is just a filthy whore.:)

A clone has your DNA but it is not you. They would have their own conscience and thoughts. A separate human being. But having the same DNA makes them family. So fucking your clone would be incest.

They say Incest is best. It's a game the whole family can play.

[Jericho]

Those things could happen. Except for Dino becoming Pope, Freddy finding a girl willing to go out with him, and maybe hell freezing over. Aww fuck it. You're right.

Damn right i am!
After that Ernest Borgnine thing, i'm taking no chances! :hide-1:

[Ineeda SM]

Damn right i am!
After that Ernest Borgnine thing, i'm taking no chances! :hide-1:

Damn Jericho, shut the fuck up buddy.:) Putting Borgnine and sex in the same discussion is making my stomach churn and burn.:yayo:

[Jericho]

Damn Jericho, shut the fuck up buddy.:) Putting Borgnine and sex in the same discussion is making my stomach churn and burn.:yayo:

Misery loves company.
If I'm suffering, so is everyone else! :ignore:

[SkankyTrannyAnna]

I'd totally smootch clone Anna and maybe I'd have sex a bit, but I love a big-cocked dominant boy, and I'm a small cocked submissive girl who is rubbish at being top, so it wouldn't be great. I'd looove making out loads tho.