Its your first day in HELL

[Pelheckitt]

So you show up to hell and its your first day. What do you think they will have you doing for an eternity?

If I had to guess, my job would be to make sure reality tv is piped into every corner of hell for all to see.

[nonnonnon]

editing porn footage of Tom Moore
I kid, I kid

[Jericho]

editing porn footage of Tom Moore
I kid, I kid


I think that job's already reserved for Silc! :ignore:

[Quiet Reflections]

I'm the Devils Right Hand naturally. I would gladly take lives and souls, then Dole out torture with a smile. My spot in your imaginary hell is already reserved.

[iamdrgonzo]

I would end up being the devils very own piss boy charged with perpetually mopping up the piss that overflows from hell's eternally backed up toilet.

Piss boy come hither.

[Birgitta]

The same as im doing now,
Trying to find a way out ....:geek:

[russtafa]

working with joe90 and hippie

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I will most likely be tasked with apologizing to every gook I killed!

[robertlouis]

Sharing a room for all eternity with onmyknees! :joke:

I'm pretty sure he feels exactly the same. :)

[Ineeda SM]

I would get the ultimate punnishment. Satan would make me a republican. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... ....

[Dino Velvet]

Smoking pot and watching Horror Movies while enjoying everyone's suffering. I'm VIP in Hell so I delegate all my dirty deeds never getting my own hands dirty.

[Merkurie]

Working retail.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I would get the ultimate punnishment. Satan would make me a republican. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... ....

NO, BUT HE MIGHT HAVE YOU BUTT-FUCKED BY ALL OF THEM!!!:dancing::dancing:

[Jericho]

I'm thinking so long as I don't wind up as Dino's haemorrhoid masseuse, Hell aint that bad, and i aint complaining! :shrug

[robertlouis]

I'm thinking so long as I don't wind up as Dino's haemorrhoid masseuse, Hell aint that bad, and i aint complaining! :shrug

Yes, and just imagine being reincarnated as Freddie.......

[Ineeda SM]

NO, BUT HE MIGHT HAVE YOU BUTT-FUCKED BY ALL OF THEM!!!:dancing::dancing:

In the words of the late great Sam Kinison,..Oh OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING BITCH...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......

[Ineeda SM]

I'm thinking so long as I don't wind up as Dino's haemorrhoid masseuse, Hell aint that bad, and i aint complaining! :shrug


Yes, and just imagine being reincarnated as Freddie.......

You guys are just fucking cruel.

[robertlouis]

In the words of the late great Sam Kinison,..Oh OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING BITCH...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......

And a hundred more threads on HA started by anguished GOP members asking if they're gay - now that's ONE definition of hell. :twisted::twisted::twisted:

[Dino Velvet]

Yes, and just imagine being reincarnated as Freddie.......

That poor little fella is gonna have a real eye-opener when he stares into the eyes of Lucifer. Satan is one crazy White Boy he won't kid about being a chaser.

[Pelheckitt]

To make sure my EX-Wife is anally raped by a gaggle of of rabid silver back gorillas hourly.

My hell would be to watch her enjoy it!

[tambor]

YouTube - ‪Rowan Atkinson Live - The devil Toby welcomes you to hell‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91DSNL1BEeY)

Classic

[alpha2117]

Crowd control - that place is crowded as ... well ...hell.

[Dino Velvet]

Crowd control - that place is crowded as ... well ...hell.

http://classic-horror.com/files/images/dawn_of_the_dead.preview.jpg

[onmyknees]

Sharing a room for all eternity with onmyknees! :joke:

I'm pretty sure he feels exactly the same. :)

yea...that would be eternal damnation....locked up with a British know it all !!!!!!!!!!! LMAO ( the next sound you hear is me slitting my wrists ! ):dancing:

[Dino Velvet]

It's funny when I worked in Santa Monica. I got along better with the British than they got along with each other.

[robertlouis]

It's funny when I worked in Santa Monica. I got along better with the British than they got along with each other.

If you mean the Scots, the Welsh and the Irish, we tend to get along fine.

But it's those English people. Arrogant, imperialist bastards, every single one of them...... :dancing::whistle::wiggle:

[robertlouis]

yea...that would be eternal damnation....locked up with a British know it all !!!!!!!!!!! LMAO ( the next sound you hear is me slitting my wrists ! ):dancing:

Well hello dolly! :dancing:

[Prospero]

Robert Louis - a British know-it-all ha ha ha

He surely knows enough to know that not all English are arrogant, imperialist bastards - especially those of us infected with a whole splice of celtic genes.

[Prospero]

So I've been sent to hell.... and who do I meet.... all the rednecks, tea party people, national front and british national party supporters and all those german Nazis and Ratko Mladic and Radovan Karadic and Saddam Hussein and Ayatollah Khomeini... and that's just the last century's crop of nice guys.

sorry not witty but literal.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Now...You UK children play nice or we'll....we'll....

Send You To Hell!!!:wiggle::whistle:

[Prospero]

Hell is other people said Jean paul Sartre - well the wrong other people anyway. I could cull six folk from here would be my idea of heaven and a whole lot more who, on the basis of their stings, would be hell. They mainly post in the politics strand mind you.

[Birgitta]

Hell is other people said Jean paul Sartre - well the wrong other people anyway. I could cull six folk from here would be my idea of heaven and a whole lot more who, on the basis of their stings, would be hell. They mainly post in the politics strand mind you.

They also say, as above so below,
Which can make one asume that the angels in power could be corrupt too...
Still dont really get it why we at best are being used as lab rats lol, maybe we should sue the bunch, or declare heaven war...

The angels must be enjoying their wealth and not sharing it lol