Counter Zombie Field Manual

[TempestTS]

Here you will find publications made by the Army Zombie Combat Command. It is to be read by every soldier in the United States Army.

Visit http://zombiecombatcommand.com/field-manuals/ to read the manual

[HbgDon]

Nice. I've always enjoyed these types of manuals and of course the Zombie Survival Guide.

[theone1982]

Yvonne where are youuuuuuuuuu????:)

[Yvonne183]

I find that manual to be quite offensive. Zombies are just misunderstood,, sort of like Emo/goths, we have feelings like others,, I'm sure if they wrote a manual about how to kill transsexuals then there would be a big uproar, but to say kill zombies,, well, that's OK. I'm sorry, I just hate this country,, I'm off to Hatti to be free and live among my peoples.


I AM NOT AN ANIMAL.

[theone1982]

I find that manual to be quite offensive. Zombies are just misunderstood,, sort of like Emo/goths, we have feelings like others,, I'm sure if they wrote a manual about how to kill transsexuals then there would be a big uproar, but to say kill zombies,, well, that's OK. I'm sorry, I just hate this country,, I'm off to Hatti to be free and live among my peoples.


I AM NOT AN ANIMAL.

Yeah, fight the power and eat their brains!:):dancing:

[TempestTS]

I find that manual to be quite offensive. Zombies are just misunderstood,, sort of like Emo/goths, we have feelings like others,, I'm sure if they wrote a manual about how to kill transsexuals then there would be a big uproar, but to say kill zombies,, well, that's OK. I'm sorry, I just hate this country,, I'm off to Hatti to be free and live among my peoples.


I AM NOT AN ANIMAL.


Well Im pretty sure I am an Animal... they just havent figured out what kind yet...

[robertlouis]

I find that manual to be quite offensive. Zombies are just misunderstood,, sort of like Emo/goths, we have feelings like others,, I'm sure if they wrote a manual about how to kill transsexuals then there would be a big uproar, but to say kill zombies,, well, that's OK. I'm sorry, I just hate this country,, I'm off to Hatti to be free and live among my peoples.


I AM NOT AN ANIMAL.

LOL, you're funny Yvonne.

I mean.....shit.....you're not serious are you? :ignore::hide-1:

[robertlouis]

Well Im pretty sure I am an Animal... they just havent figured out what kind yet...

Well, we know you have opposable thumbs because you can operate scissors and a staple gun.....

So at least you're in the higher apes category.

[Prospero]

How to kill Zombies is surely a contradiction in terms. I thought they were already dead in a manner of speaking.

[gsman1968]

All I know is that firing a 12 gauge all day long beats the hell out of me.

[Yvonne183]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q2xAP7dGc0


Just cause we are dead doesn't mean we should be treated unfairly. One day all of you will be dead too,, and then you'll be wishing you were a zombie and hoping people will treat you with respect.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

How to kill Zombies is surely a contradiction in terms. I thought they were already dead in a manner of speaking.


Therein lies the paradox!

[theone1982]

Geez, Zombie 101! To get rid of a zombie you blow their head off. And if it stays hard, you blow it again!:)

[robertlouis]

Geez, Zombie 101! To get rid of a zombie you blow their head off. And if it stays hard, you blow it again!:)

Aren't you confusing that with, errm, something else??? :whistle:

[theone1982]

Aren't you confusing that with, errm, something else??? :whistle:

Who me?! Never!:whistle:

[SkankyTrannyAnna]

Shame it doesn't have instruction on what to do in a class 4 outbreak (aka Zombie Apocalypse) as soldiers generally go nuts and kill everyone in that situation, probably because they can't cope with the chain of command being wiped out.

[Miss Aeryn]

How to kill Zombies is surely a contradiction in terms. I thought they were already dead in a manner of speaking.


Not at all! With zombies, they can be:

a) dead,
b) deaderer, or
c) deaderest

:)