I Fucked A Hooker Up The Ass Last Night Then Jerked Off As Soon As I Got Home

[Dino Velvet]

What the Hell is wrong with me? I can't fucking stop! My slow decent into madness has had a positive effect on my wiener. Just making Lemonade out of Thorazine.

[Nikka]

thanks for sharing

[Dino Velvet]

thanks for sharing

I got plenty of goo left for you too.:salad

[Dino Velvet]

$100 for an 18 year old. Now that's some math that I like.

"Get her while she still tastes like pee."

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[BellaBellucci]

'Cool story, brah.'

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

'Cool story, brah.'

~BB~

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[sp fan]

nice wig

[Dino Velvet]

nice wig...

... on a real tender piece of chicken.:fuckin:

[betts]

nice wig

Hahaha. Hope you had a good time.

[Silcc69]

Does she know tjinla2001?

[Dino Velvet]

Hahaha. Hope you had a good time.

I felt like a lion circling a hobbled antelope. It was quite a rush.

[nonnonnon]

she wouldn't give you a hand?

[SammiValentine]

did you teabag her? I do hope so. x

[Dino Velvet]

did you teabag her? I do hope so. x

She got a little chatty and I dropped them in her mouth.

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[theone1982]

Wow, she's pretty damn hot! Was she a sweater or a moaner?:)

[Dino Velvet]

Wow, she's pretty damn hot! Was she a sweater or a moaner?:)

More of a frightened whimperer. I was high as a kite when I rang the doorbell and forgot all about my refined Catholic Schoolboy manners that I had beaten into me years ago.

Dino (Godzilla) <3 Alicia (Tokyo)
Bend Over Tokyo!!!

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[sharkmizzle]

Where'd you find that hot piece of tail mr dino?

[theone1982]

What the Hell is wrong with me? I can't fucking stop! My slow decent into madness has had a positive effect on my wiener. Just making Lemonade out of Thorazine.

Dino, are you turning into Patrick Bateman?:) (great film, by the way!)http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/AmPsychoFlex1.gif

So, how was the sex?:wiggle:

[maaarc]

she is really cute - well played Mr. Velvet

[EyeCumInPiece]

Dino...you are my hero.

[Dino Velvet]

So, how was the sex?:wiggle:

I absolutely loved it. :jerkoff
Her? Not so much. :hide-1:

She mentioned to me she isn't attracted to men at all. In my state of mind I heard, "I have the tightest anus in The Valley! Bend me over and do me Dino Style!":fuckin:

[theone1982]

I absolutely loved it. :jerkoff
Her? Not so much. :hide-1:

She mentioned to me she isn't attracted to men at all. In my state of mind I heard, "I have the tightest anus in The Valley! Bend me over and do me Dino Style!":fuckin:

Wow, that would have been kind of a turn off to me that she would tell you that she isn't attracted to men. Who does she think the vast majority of her customers are going to be?

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Have you checked to make sure you don't have a fever!!!

[Dino Velvet]

Wow, that would have been kind of a turn off to me that she would tell you that she isn't attracted to men. Who does she think the vast majority of her customers are going to be?

She was different alright. For some reason it didn't bother me. Oh yeah, I forgot. I was on dope. I was penning this story and writing a serious happy ending in for myself. This love story was more Stephen King than Danielle Steele.

I might go back next week again.:fuckin:

The best type of sex is the sex where you worry the LAPD will come knocking on your door the next morning.

[theone1982]

She was different alright. For some reason it didn't bother me. Oh yeah, I forgot. I was on dope. I was penning this story and writing a serious happy ending in for myself. This love story was more Stephen King than Danielle Steele.

I might go back next week again.:fuckin:

The best type of sex is the sex where you worry the LAPD will come knocking on your door the next morning.

Does she give out score cards? Maybe if you do her enough times, she'll give out one free session.:)

[Dino Velvet]

Does she give out score cards? Maybe if you do her enough times, she'll give out one free session.:)

She'll probably charge me double next time and force me to give her a deposit up front in case I put too many bruises on her or knock her pink sock out of her butt.

I did feel a little Vern Schillinger-ish last night. After I came I felt like tattooing a Swastika on the inside of her left ass cheek.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

She'll probably charge me double next time and force me to give her a deposit up front in case I put too many bruises on her or knock her pink sock out of her butt.

I did feel a little Vern Schillinger-ish last night. After I came I felt like tattooing a Swastika on the inside of her left ass cheek.

You just don't deserve a fine girl like that!!! did you even wipe the shit off your dick??!!:hide-1::whistle:

[Dino Velvet]

You just don't deserve a fine girl like that!!! did you even wipe the shit off your dick??!!:hide-1::whistle:

On the curtains on the way out the door. I'm a real heartbreaker.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

On the curtains on the way out the door. I'm a real heartbreaker.

And Asstaker!!!

[Dino Velvet]

Nothing makes me happier than checking in the next day and seeing a number of my dumb threads getting bumped to the top of the first page... even happier than forcible sodomy on a barely legal "undocumented?" hooker who finds me repulsive and also on dope.;)

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Nothing makes me happier than checking in the next day and seeing a number of my dumb threads getting bumped to the top of the first page... even happier than forcible sodomy on a barely legal "undocumented?" hooker who finds me repulsive and also on dope.;)

I have my standards, as well. And, if they aren't met...I lower them!!!:whistle:

[Dino Velvet]

I have my standards, as well. And, if they aren't met...I lower them!!!:whistle:

It all feels the same with the lights out. Anyone can get excited for a Victoria Secret Model but it takes a real man to fuck a pig.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

It all feels the same with the lights out. Anyone can get excited for a Victoria Secret Model but it takes a real man to fuck a pig.


I've been known to root like a Boar Hog!!!:party:

[russtafa]

Well mate that's another notch on your belt=like a gunslinger

[Edwoodwoodwood]

but it takes a real man to fuck a pig.

Dino, you telling us then that she fucked you ??

What's with all the Christmas decorations? Was it like the Messiah is cumming?

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[dderek123]

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