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theone1982
06-16-2011, 03:13 AM
Dennys+Brothel, that's a million dollar idea right there! Get one grand slam at Dennys, and give one grand slam next door!:)

Ineeda SM
06-16-2011, 03:31 AM
I think there is one. It's called Denny's Eat 'n Fuck located off route 69 in Intercourse PA. Free morning pancakes with your breakfast if you fucked 3 whores that night.

theone1982
06-16-2011, 03:33 AM
I think there is one. It's called Denny's Eat 'n Fuck located off route 69 in Intercourse PA. Free morning pancakes with your breakfast if you fucked 3 whores that night.

That's a great deal! Do you need a coupon to get it?:)

Ineeda SM
06-16-2011, 03:38 AM
That's a great deal! Do you need a coupon to get it?:)

All 3 whores must stamp your receipt, then show it to your waitress and she will add the pancakes for no charge. Choice of syrups too.

theone1982
06-16-2011, 03:42 AM
All 3 whores must stamp your receipt, then show it to your waitress and she will add the pancakes for no charge. Choice of syrups too.

Nice! Now that's service! And servicing!:)

theone1982
06-16-2011, 05:16 AM
Any one tried the bacon sundae at Dennys? I wouldn't mind eating one out of a beautiful girl's ass!:)

robertlouis
06-16-2011, 05:52 AM
Any one tried the bacon sundae at Dennys? I wouldn't mind eating one out of a beautiful girl's ass!:)

Used to see Dennys a lot when I visited the US for work but never went into one. What are they like?

Merkurie
06-16-2011, 05:57 AM
Sorry dude HoJos beat Denny's to that idea.

PomonaCA
06-16-2011, 06:08 AM
I have to say that the quality of the degenerates around here has been on the serious decline. Bring back true degenerates before it's too late.

theone1982
06-16-2011, 06:08 AM
Used to see Dennys a lot when I visited the US for work but never went into one. What are they like?

They're basically just a chain of restaurants that are meant to remind people of old-timey eating joints, sort of a McNostalgia.:) They're usually only found close to freeway exits, at least in my neck of the woods. People complain about the quality, but I think their food is pretty good.

theone1982
06-16-2011, 06:10 AM
I have to say that the quality of the degenerates around here has been on the serious decline. Bring back true degenerates before it's too late.
YouTube - ‪Well, excuse me.mpg‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zANvYB93u2g)

Whose more degenerate, the degenerates, or those who read their threads?

sunairco
06-16-2011, 06:15 AM
Sorry dude HoJos beat Denny's to that idea.

I didn't know they're still around. We had one downtown that they built a hotel behind during the late 60's. That place was as close to a brothel as they come. I used to love to go there on Friday nights for the all-you-can-eat clams. I guess that was going on in the hotel rooms too.

nonnonnon
06-16-2011, 06:18 AM
I prefer ihop

flabbybody
06-16-2011, 06:37 AM
I used to love ihop's create your own omelette served with 3 buttermilk pancakes. with a few coffees and a marlboro my morning hangover felt a lot better. that was many years ago

Willie Escalade
06-16-2011, 08:42 AM
Denny's after Hamburger Mary's in Long Beach is a ritual...

Dino Velvet
06-16-2011, 09:01 AM
I've always had a fantasy of fucking a Denny's waitress right up on the counter next to the pie and condiments. She wouldn't be wearing anything but her apron and a pair of those sexy brown Denny's waitress shoes. The place is full of after hours drunks cheering me on and holding up empty coffee cups wanting refills.

yodajazz
06-16-2011, 09:27 AM
Years ago, there was a Denny's here that was connected to a motel. The Denny's closed, but the motel stayed in business.

Dino Velvet
06-16-2011, 11:26 AM
I get the best rotten egg farts from loading up on Grand Slam Breakfasts and Coffee at the Denny's.

miner
06-17-2011, 03:40 PM
TheOne1982, doing a marvelous job of borrowing Dino Velvet's thunder.

Prospero
06-17-2011, 03:49 PM
I went to an IHOP in West Palm Beach onetime just before closing and I think they thought - let's fool the Brit and served me a stack so big I was having a carbohydrate event for hours afterwards. I think I tipped two whole pots of Maple Syrup to try and moisten the thing. (No I didn't eat it all!)

CORVETTEDUDE
06-17-2011, 04:35 PM
Any one tried the bacon sundae at Dennys? I wouldn't mind eating one out of a beautiful girl's ass!:)

Check with Dino....he's probably already done that!!! He leaves no ass unbreeched!!!:dancing::whistle:

theone1982
06-17-2011, 08:20 PM
TheOne1982, doing a marvelous job of borrowing Dino Velvet's thunder.

I'm sorry, were you talking?

miner
06-18-2011, 03:19 PM
Yes, trying to compliment you on your banter. Flair might even approve.