If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm kinda curious too.

[mikelpo]

Don't enjoy it myself especially after 15 pints!

[Nikka]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, I actually am one of those who enjoy it, cause am always fighitng agains constipation

[Dino Velvet]

Since Yvonne is a vampire does that mean she poops in the dark? She would definitely pee sitting down as well if this were the case.

[Dino Velvet]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, I actually am one of those who enjoy it, cause am always fighitng agains constipation

I bet the brown lava that shoots out of your culo is hotter than Habanero Salsa.

[Dino Velvet]

Don't enjoy it myself especially after 15 pints!

At least you have a chair for pint #16.

[mikelpo]

Haha a stool more like!

[lumberjack]

Did you hear about the elphant with diarrhea?

It's all over town.

[Yvonne183]

Since Yvonne is a vampire does that mean she poops in the dark? She would definitely pee sitting down as well if this were the case.

I do everything in the dark.



PS- I am not a vampire,, I'm a zombie.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm a zombie.

Hopefully you're a "walker" so I don't have to worry about chasing you. I got a bum knee but I'm totally cool with you being necro. Tossing A Zombie's Salad is one more thing I can cross off my Bucket List now.:salad

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/ZombieSalute.gif

[loren]

This is a pretty shitty topic.:lol:

[Dino Velvet]

This stool I'm sitting on is pretty loose.

[theone1982]

Hopefully you're a "walker" so I don't have to worry about chasing you. I got a bum knee but I'm totally cool with you being necro. Tossing A Zombie's Salad is one more thing I can cross off my Bucket List now.:salad

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/ZombieSalute.gif

Bud GIF=Awesome!:Bowdown:

[Ineeda SM]

Holy shit! This thread is in the toilet. Leave it to that sick bastard Dino.:)

[Dino Velvet]

Holy shit! This thread is in the toilet. Leave it to that sick bastard Dino.:)

No matter how hard you try and what you do, I'm always the nugget that you just can't flush away. (awaits theone1982 putting up an Owen Hart video)

[Jericho]

Now you're down to coffee...Donuts are off the table! :lol:

[theone1982]

No matter how hard you try and what you do, I'm always the nugget that you just can't flush away. (awaits theone1982 putting up an Owen Hart video)

I thought about it, and then I thought "Enough is enough and it's time for a change!":)
YouTube - ‪WWF Owen Hart Theme Song Enough is Enough‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxvWY5z84rw)
Oh, what the hell I'll do it anyway!:)

[Dino Velvet]

Now you're down to coffee...Donuts are off the table! :lol:

By tomorrow it'll be donut holes. Somewhere in Hell Lucifer is sitting on a rock sharpening his fangs full of pride knowing he might not have to part with as much as a half a glass of RC Cola for my eternal soul.

[Jericho]

By tomorrow it'll be donut holes. Somewhere in Hell Lucifer is sitting on a rock sharpening his fangs full of pride knowing he might not have to part with as much as a half a glass of RC Cola for my eternal soul.

I'm not sure what RC Cola is but, I'm thinking I'm only a half packet of screech behind ya! :dancing:

[Dino Velvet]

I'm not sure what RC Cola is but, I'm thinking I'm only a half packet of screech behind ya! :dancing:

This stuff is so bad that Walmart in America won't carry it. A bunch of Israelis bought it cheap and sell it at the Wailing Walmart.

[Jericho]

Didn't rebrand it as "Panda" cola, did they? :hide-1:

[Dino Velvet]

Didn't rebrand it as "Panda" cola, did they? :hide-1:

RC Cola in Israel stands for Rob Cohen Cola. RC Cola still sounds better.

[theone1982]

I'm not sure what RC Cola is but, I'm thinking I'm only a half packet of screech behind ya! :dancing:

I thought it stood for Really Crappy Cola.:)

[Jericho]

I thought it stood for Really Crappy Cola.:)


Yep..That'd be Panda cola!

[hunkystudcal]

Only time I ever enjoyed it was when I was done!

[Dino Velvet]

Now this guy's just showing off.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/ExplosiveDiarrhea.gif

[Richctdude]

i hate it just had a bout for the the 3 days

[loren]

A bunch of Israelis bought it cheap and sell it at the Wailing Walmart.OMG ROFL That's just too funny.:lol:

PS, I'm writing this while sitting on the toilet.:lol:

[joeninety]

Yeah love diarrhea, especially the verbal stuff, can't get enough of it hmmmm yummy............

[LibertyHarkness]

wow i not shit my pants in long time ... hmmm maybe a water currey and a few beers will fix that :)

[iamdrgonzo]

I most certainly did not enjoy any of the many bouts of pissing out of my asshole I have experienced.

The worst was back in the mid-90's when I was visiting the PI, I some how or other developed a rather nasty case of dysentery that left me pissing out of my asshole for 72 hours straight with the worst chills and cramps I have ever suffered, over the course of three days I lost 25 lbs. Doc just kept feeding me Loperamide until I shit chaulk.

Lesson learned never ever ever swim in any rivers in the PI with your mouth open and no matter what don't swallow.

[Luvs T Gyrls]

Coney Islands with a Kaopectate chaser yum

[Dino Velvet]

An "I'm too scared to fart" bump.

[Jackal]

Yvonne is awesome!

[traLika]

Now this guy's just showing off.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/ExplosiveDiarrhea.gif




That vid reminds me of the most undignified moment of my life…

I was seriously suffering from gastric flu once at university and had to leap out of bed in the middle of the night to get to the communal toilet, which was, thankfully, just across the corridor from my room. I made the fatal error of starting to empty my bowels long before my bum hit the seat and by the time I realized that diarrhea comes out at 30 degrees to the horizontal I had also become aware that the toiled seat had turned brown. All I could do was hover above the bowl, continue to expel brown liquid and whimper. I was so sick I didn’t have enough energy to clean the mess up. All I could do was wipe my ass, wash my hands, crawl back to my bed, and pass out.

Next morning I heard the cleaners come along and then suddenly one screamed: “Ohhhhhh my godddddd, look at this!!!”

Happy memories… :hide-1:

[Dino Velvet]

That vid reminds me of the most undignified moment of my life…

I was seriously suffering from gastric flu once at university and had to leap out of bed in the middle of the night to get to the communal toilet, which was, thankfully, just across the corridor from my room. I made the fatal error of starting to empty my bowels long before my bum hit the seat and by the time I realized that diarrhea comes out at 30 degrees to the horizontal I had also become aware that the toiled seat had turned brown. All I could do was hover above the bowl, continue to expel brown liquid and whimper. I was so sick I didn’t have enough energy to clean the mess up. All I could do was wipe my ass, wash my hands, crawl back to my bed, and pass out.

Next morning I heard the cleaners come along and then suddenly one screamed: “Ohhhhhh my godddddd, look at this!!!”

Happy memories… :hide-1:


I was infamous at a place I worked at for stopping up the toilet after my dinner break. I'd make such a mess the Mexicans refused to clean it up and would force the poor Central Americans to do it.

[traLika]

I was infamous at a place I worked at for stopping up the toilet after my dinner break. I'd make such a mess the Mexicans refused to clean it up and would force the poor Central Americans to do it.


lol You must be very proud.

Did you get a chance to see Diarrhea Bukkake?

[Yvonne183]

Yvonne is awesome!

ha,, thanks Jackal.

I have changed my sig and no longer want to know anything about diarrhea,, I don't really need visual examples either,,lol

[Dino Velvet]

Did you get a chance to see Diarrhea Bukkake?

Yes, and I'm also directing number two.

[Ineeda SM]

I have changed my sig and no longer want to know anything about diarrhea,, I don't really need visual examples either,,lol

Awwww c'mon Yvonne. I love your uniquely inquisitive mind. It always brings a smile to my face. Don't get serious on us now.

[Yvonne183]

Awwww c'mon Yvonne. I love your uniquely inquisitive mind. It always brings a smile to my face. Don't get serious on us now.

OK, I'll change my sig to a Rodney Dangerfield quote.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

It means it's a very shitty situation!!! If somebody else said it...I don't give a fuck!!! I'm not readin' all the bullshit just to find out!!! Dino...come up with better shit...will ya?!!??

[Ineeda SM]

OK, I'll change my sig to a Rodney Dangerfield quote.

Not quite up to your diarrhea query standard, but much better. I love Rodney.

You're still a slammin' delicious cutie pie, Yvonne. I just want to eat you up.