How to sell your soul to the devil?

[Swag.]

I make music and hear about a lot of musicians who sell their soul for fame. I'm not saying I would, but how do I get the devil on the phone to at least be polite and hear his offer out.

[theone1982]

Just like old blues musicians.:)
YouTube - ‪Dethklok - Murder Train A Comin' [Album Version]‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb7LvUnx_8s)

[Dino Velvet]

I wonder how much our souls are worth now anyway? I'm over 40 and getting slightly more perverted and insane every year. If my soul had any equity left and I wanted to sell it to Lucifer I don't think I'd get more than an IPAD 2 in exchange for it.

[kukm4]

1st Gen IPad wifi only is the best he can do Dino.

[LibertyHarkness]

if you dial 666 on the hotline satan will answer .

[DL_NL]

The only soul I have is in my music collection.

[theone1982]

3 out of 4 pins gets your soul.:)

[Prospero]

Doesn't the devil already run the music business along with much else in our world?

[Yvonne183]

I once met the devil, I met him while sitting in the park. I asked him if I could sell my soul to him in exchange for wealth and fame. He laughed at me and said, girl, I already got your soul.

[Jericho]

I wonder how much our souls are worth now anyway? I'm over 40 and getting slightly more perverted and insane every year. If my soul had any equity left and I wanted to sell it to Lucifer I don't think I'd get more than an IPAD 2 in exchange for it.

Sorry Dino, i think an ipad2's pushing it...There is a recession on! :hide-1:

[Jericho]

Or, to put it another way...Dino, ya sick fuck, you'd be lucky to get coffee and donuts! :lol:

[maaarc]

It's just this easy :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSCKzZAGuRo

[Helvis2012]

You'll recognize it when the opportunity arrives.

[joeym75ld]

I make music and hear about a lot of musicians who sell their soul for fame. I'm not saying I would, but how do I get the devil on the phone to at least be polite and hear his offer out.

You just need to go down to the Crossroads, and fall down on your knee. (The Crossroads is down south somewhere, Mississippi or Lousiana, I think). If you play a piece, and play it right, He'll come around.

YouTube - ‪Crossroads (It's Been A Long Time Willie Brown)‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m5gqDGe5xc)


YouTube - ‪Robert Johnson- Crossroad‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd60nI4sa9A)

[CORVETTEDUDE]

You can reach him/her @ (666) 666-6666.

[joeym75ld]

You can reach him/her @ (666) 666-6666.

Good point CD - you KNOW the Devil has got to be a woman!

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Good point CD - you KNOW the Devil has got to be a woman!


Well...Of course SHE is!!! Who else could be so cynical and diabolical???!!!:hide-1::whistle:

[Quiet Reflections]

Well...Of course SHE is!!! Who else could be so cynical and diabolical???!!!:hide-1::whistle:
God of course

[Prospero]

YouTube - ‪Marlene Dietrich, The Devil is a Woman.‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ4pp_W_SAw)

[Prospero]

YouTube - ‪Bourbon in your eyes by Devil Doll‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLrKdPOyva4&feature=related)

[Jericho]

YouTube - ‪Marlene Dietrich, The Devil is a Woman.‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ4pp_W_SAw)

Nice find, Prospero.
You think Frankie Laine (& whomever wrote it) got a touch of Jezebel from that?

[Prospero]

It was written by Wayne Shanklin (whoever he was)


YouTube - ‪Frankie Laine - Early Video of "Jezebel"‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw9j2EN4TU4)


Jezebel.
Jezebel.

If ever the devil was born,
Without a pair of horns
It was you,
Jezebel, it was you.

If ever an angel fell,
Jezebel,
It was you.
Jezebel, it was you.

If ever a pair of eyes,
Promised paradise.
Deceiving me, grieving me,
Leavin' me blue.
Jezebel, it was you.

If ever the devil's plan,
Was made to torment man,
It was you,
Jezebel, it was you.

'Twould be better I had I never known,
A lover such as you.
Forsaking dreams and all,
For the siren call of your arms.

Like a demon, love possessed me,
You obsessed me constantly.
What evil star is mine,
That my fate's design,
Should be Jezebel?

If ever a pair of eyes,
Promised paradise.
Deceiving me, grieving me,
Leavin' me blue.
Jezebel, it was you.

If ever the devil's plan,
Was made to torment man,
It was you,
Night an' day, every way.
Oh, Jezebel, Jezebel, Jezebel.

[Jericho]

Love that song! :shrug

[Dino Velvet]

Or, to put it another way...Dino, ya sick fuck, you'd be lucky to get coffee and donuts! :lol:

That's about right. I've done a lot of bad things that I'm not sorry for and plan on causing future suffering as well. The net worth of my soul is falling faster than Las Vegas real estate.

[Nikka]

I met a satanist once who sold his soul to the devil , he has a rock band, he sucks and was a loser, I think Lucifer laughs at him

[Dino Velvet]

Me and Britney Boykins are gonna make a baby in her butt then sacrifice it on an altar even before the chord is cut. Haaaaaail Satan!

http://blog.templarhistory.com/wp-content/uploads/baphomet.gif

[iamdrgonzo]

I make music and hear about a lot of musicians who sell their soul for fame. I'm not saying I would, but how do I get the devil on the phone to at least be polite and hear his offer out.


You've got to head on down to the Cross Road and wait for Louis Cipher to arrive. It helps if you bring your slide guitar and sing Rober Johnson's:

YouTube - ‪Robert Johnson- Crossroad‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd60nI4sa9A)