If You Hired One Of The Girls Here As An Escort, Would You Tell Her Your Board Name?

[Dino Velvet]

Well, would 'ya? If I hired a gal from here to screw, I wouldn't let her know it was Dino Velvet who sodomized her. I'd still like to keep my board activities and my wiener escapades separate.

[TSLexiWade]

I have personally met with a few guys from this forum... and yes, they have told me their screen names on here.

[nicebrn]

Why not? I'm careful what I say on here so as not to reveal anyone's business or insult them.

Though of the local girls that I have seen or want to see, I don't think any of them ever post here...except for Lexi.

[GroobySteven]

Well, would 'ya? If I hired a gal from here to screw, I wouldn't let her know it was Dino Velvet who sodomized her. I'd still like to keep my board activities and my wiener escapades separate.

I definately would not tell her I was Dino Velvet either - I might get a shitty surprise.

[TSLexiWade]

Why not? I'm careful what I say on here so as not to reveal anyone's business or insult them.

Though of the local girls that I have seen or want to see, I don't think any of them ever post here...except for Lexi.



Awww.. Well, why haven't we met then mister? LOL.

[Dino Velvet]

I definately would not tell her I was Dino Velvet either - I might get a shitty surprise.

Don't worry, mate. I don't think I'd mistake you for a bird.

[lisaparadise]

I definately would not tell her I was Dino Velvet either - I might get a shitty surprise.roflmfao,that guy scares me lol:Bowdown:

[MdR Dave]

No. Definitely no. I had a Facebook stalker once, that was bad enough. I can't imagine what rhat would be like on a board like this.

Besides, if I told someone here (not hired- I can't see anyone else right now) it would definitely work its way back to my girlfriend. No way I want her to know!

[TSLexiWade]

No. Definitely no. I had a Facebook stalker once, that was bad enough. I can't imagine what rhat would be like on a board like this.

Besides, if I told someone here (not hired- I can't see anyone else right now) it would definitely work its way back to my girlfriend. No way I want her to know!



See, this is what gets me.. You have a girlfriend - how has she not caught you cruising these forums yet? BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!

[omni69]

I would, I don't have anything to hide.

[MdR Dave]

See, this is what gets me.. You have a girlfriend - how has she not caught you cruising these forums yet? BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!

I never surf the board around her.

But she knows I check this site out.

I guess there are some things we both ignore to make the relationship work.

[nonnonnon]

I don't think porn is cheating but that's another can of worms

[TSLexiWade]

I never surf the board around her.

But she knows I check this site out.

I guess there are some things we both ignore to make the relationship work.


What a very odd relationship & that's all I'm going to say. :ignore:

[loveboof]

I don't see any reason to keep it a secret. And I agree - porn isn't cheating, but having sex with an escort is! lol

[MdR Dave]

I don't think porn is cheating but that's another can of worms

Worm porn is just sick, nonnonnon.

[95racer]

Have been with some 'sorts and they know my 'code name'. The well known, great reviewed ones know my actual name.

[fastingforlife]

Since I am in a longterm relationship (3+years) with a "sensational" transwoman, I don't expect to be hiring an escort. However, I am not out to hurt anyone, so letting the girls know both my board and real name would not be an issue. It is in the girls best interest to protect their good clients, right?

[Helvis2012]

You've got find another hobby.

[Dino Velvet]

roflmfao,that guy scares me lol:Bowdown:

I scare you? I thought we were friends.

[onmyknees]

Well, would 'ya? If I hired a gal from here to screw, I wouldn't let her know it was Dino Velvet who sodomized her. I'd still like to keep my board activities and my wiener escapades separate.

great question brother Dino...yes, I would tell her...I have done so, and will do so in the future...

[Dino Velvet]

great question brother Dino...yes, I would tell her...I have done so, and will do so in the future...

I dunno. I just don't like to shit where I post. I like this board too much and also many of the people here. Just seems like drama that can be easily avoided. Living in LA, there's not enough water to hold all the fish. It's fairly easy finding a good escort for $100 that you'll be swinging from the chandeliers with by the end of the night.

[onmyknees]

[QUOTE=Dino Velvet;942872]I dunno. I just don't like to shit where I post. I like this board too much and also many of the people here. Just seems like drama that can be easily avoided. Living in LA, there's not enough water to hold all the fish. It's fairly easy finding a good escort for $100 that you'll be swinging from the chandeliers with by the end of the night.[/QUOTE

100 bucks??? Stay west young dude ! You won't find Freddie in a wig on the east coast for 100 bucks !!!!!! LMAO

[Dino Velvet]

100 bucks??? Stay west young dude ! You won't find Freddie in a wig on the east coast for 100 bucks !!!!!! LMAO

Is he visiting the West Coast or something? Even for a hundred bucks putting him in a pretty dress and a blonde wig, I probably wouldn't fuck Freddie... unless he pissed me off and I just power raped him.

[onmyknees]

Is he visiting the West Coast or something? Even for a hundred bucks putting him in a pretty dress and a blonde wig, I probably wouldn't fuck Freddie... unless he pissed me off and I just power raped him.

yes..hate fuck him Dino and talk racial shit to him while you're doing it. I think he'd dig it !!!!! LMAO

[Klinghoffer 660C]

[QUOTE=Dino Velvet;942872]I dunno. I just don't like to shit where I post. I like this board too much and also many of the people here. Just seems like drama that can be easily avoided. Living in LA, there's not enough water to hold all the fish. It's fairly easy finding a good escort for $100 that you'll be swinging from the chandeliers with by the end of the night.[/QUOTE

100 bucks??? Stay west young dude ! You won't find Freddie in a wig on the east coast for 100 bucks !!!!!! LMAO


That's good advice. Most people make life decisions according to the going-rate of hookers.

[Dino Velvet]

yes..hate fuck him Dino and talk racial shit to him while you're doing it. I think he'd dig it !!!!! LMAO

I'm pretty neutral on Freddie. I kinda get along with him. Sort of. We've never had any problems. I wouldn't really fuck him though. I was totally kidding.

[hippifried]

Oh why not. I would expect discretion regardless of what anybody knows. Isn't that part of what you're paying for?

[oak]

100 bucks? Do tell. I didn't know that was possible out here.

[SammiValentine]

100 $ !!! hahah that sounds like a 15 minute tea-bagging to me ;-)

[theone1982]

100 $ !!! hahah that sounds like a 15 minute tea-bagging to me ;-)

Lol! I was going to say a hand job!:):dancing:

[caliuncut]

I bang chicks from here all the time and tell 'em that I'm Dino

[nonnonnon]

lol^

I know I like to read them (although I don't take them that seriously, because there are a lot of factors) but do girls like reviews? I wouldn't want to be rated on my performance heh

[BraveHeartz]

I'm not sure they'd even want to know or be interested.

[Willie Escalade]

I wouldn't have to...

[BigDF]

Obviously that is a moot point for me, unless the girl is blind. Kinda doubt I'll be hiring an escort any time soon, though. :geek:

[Dino Velvet]

Obviously that is a moot point for me, unless the girl is blind. Kinda doubt I'll be hiring an escort any time soon, though. :geek:

You can always grow a big red beard and tell her you're Brian Posehn. He's also a giant and you guys could be brothers.

http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/Patton-Oswalt-and-Brian-Posehn.jpg

[CORVETTEDUDE]

If I were afraid of being exposed....(A) Why would I be here in the first place? And, (B) Why wouldn't I divulge my screenmane? I defonitely am one crazy mother fucker but...I am certainly no bigot! She gets my name, and my respect!

[BellaBellucci]

I bang chicks from here all the time and tell 'em that I'm Dino

LMFAO! Well played, sir. :dancing:

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

I bang chicks from here all the time and tell 'em that I'm Dino

If you claim to be me you have to carry my baggage too. Hopefully you're not a bottom because all the ladies know my fat, smelly ass is not sodomy-friendly.

[socalrick]

I would keep it on the DL at first. If we had the time of our lives, she came buckets, and begged for an encore, I would fess up. But, if it went horribly wrong I would tell her that I am Birgitta

[BellaBellucci]

When are you gonna call me Rick? Or have you already and didn't tell me? :lol:

~BB~

[socalrick]

You have a great memory BB. I still need to call you. I am too late to throw my hat in the fuck buddy auditions? :dancing:

[BellaBellucci]

You have a great memory BB. I still need to call you. I am too late to throw my hat in the fuck buddy auditions? :dancing:

Wow. You only want me for a freebie. That kinda hurts. :lol:

~BB~

[Jericho]

I wouldn't let her know it was Dino Velvet who sodomized her. I'd still like to keep my board activities and my wiener escapades separate.

I think we'd all prefer that! :hide-1:
:lol:

[Jackal]

I might be a bit embarrassed if she said I was not muscular or handsome enough, haha

[BellaBellucci]

I might be a bit embarrassed if she said I was not muscular or handsome enough, haha

I don't charge for sex. I charge to keep my mouth shut about how bad it was. :dancing:

~BB~

[GrimFusion]

I'd sooner PM a chick on here and try to get the digits than go about it some other way, so I guess it'd be known from the get-go. If I were to go through other means, I'm an honest guy. I'd admit to being a member on HA. I'd hope my reputation 'round here really isn't that bad, but if it means she cuts out, whatever. It wouldn't weigh on my conscience.

[GrimFusion]

I don't charge for sex. I charge to keep my mouth shut about how bad it was. :dancing:

~BB~

That's blackmail! lol.

[BellaBellucci]

That's blackmail! lol.

Right... but only if it's bad. Fuck me good and nobody has anything to worry about. :dancing:

~BB~

[Jackal]

If it was with Alyssa, I would demand her verify that I was lucky enough.... ;-)

[theone1982]

Well, would 'ya? If I hired a gal from here to screw, I wouldn't let her know it was Dino Velvet who sodomized her. I'd still like to keep my board activities and my wiener escapades separate.

Ah, but if I hired one of the girls here as an escort, would she tell me HER board name?:)