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hippifried
05-21-2011, 02:33 AM
So... If the world is coming to an end tomorrow at 6:00 PM, is that standard or daylight time? Maybe Greenwich, or should we count from the date line? I need to know how much beer to buy.

YouTube - ‪R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY)

Party like there's no tomorrow! :party: :)

natina
05-21-2011, 03:04 AM
PRINCE:1999


YouTube - ‪1999-1999‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnuijDieOvY)

Jericho
05-21-2011, 03:07 AM
Ahhh, the end of the world...Again! :shrug

raybbaby
05-21-2011, 03:08 AM
Sweet, might as well try heroin now.

CORVETTEDUDE
05-21-2011, 03:11 AM
Don't buy any beer....STEAL IT!!!!:whistle::loser:

Ineeda SM
05-21-2011, 03:34 AM
Hmmmm.... Should I send in next months rent check? Aww Fuck it! I'll go suck my neighbor instead.

hippifried
05-21-2011, 03:36 AM
Don't buy any beer....STEAL IT!!!!:whistle::loser:
Pffffffft! Why create a problem that could ruin the buzz? Just put it all on plastic. Let 'em collect from the dust cloud.

CORVETTEDUDE
05-21-2011, 03:37 AM
Pffffffft! Why create a problem that could ruin the buzz? Just put it all on plastic. Let 'em collect from the dust cloud.


Good point but....I like the action!!!

Teydyn
05-21-2011, 03:51 AM
PRINCE:1999
I like this song, but...

New millenium started 2001, not 2000... :D

wjcdiver
05-21-2011, 03:55 AM
I just wanted to take this opportunity to say goodbye.

I expect to see most of you in person sometime after tomorrow - once it gets warm, real warm.

killkenny
05-21-2011, 03:56 AM
wow if it doesnt will people stop believe in that bullshit that is religion i mean its the 21st century ud av 2 b pretty dumb to believe in that horse shite

natina
05-21-2011, 04:10 AM
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Ineeda SM
05-21-2011, 04:20 AM
wow if it doesnt will people stop believe in that bullshit that is religion i mean its the 21st century ud av 2 b pretty dumb to believe in that horse shite

No unfortunately they won't stop. After tomorrow, they will make the claim that their prayers were heard by god, so he didn't end the world. The bull shit never ends with them. They have an excuse for everything.

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
05-21-2011, 05:01 AM
right now there is a Muslim laughing, in every time zone, in every part of the world.....................

lol

saying "stupid infidels"

KelticForce1349
05-21-2011, 05:03 AM
No unfortunately they won't stop. After tomorrow, they will make the claim that their prayers were heard by god, so he didn't end the world. The bull shit never ends with them. They have an excuse for everything.

Lol...and agreed. It is interesting to think of how Christians view the world. It is odd to me that they always want to live as long as possible if they truly believe the party starts the moment they die.

Dino Velvet
05-21-2011, 05:31 AM
I got a cold beer and a bong hit for Jesus when I meet him tomorrow.:cheers:

sexyshana
05-21-2011, 10:09 AM
I was enraptured earlier today... now ready for the second cumming...

Prospero
05-21-2011, 11:02 AM
YouTube - ‪It's The End Of The World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine...)‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8)

Prospero
05-21-2011, 11:03 AM
YouTube - ‪U2 Until The End Of The World Live From Slane Castle‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejJdfkFjKCA)

Stavros
05-21-2011, 11:48 AM
The pastor in question will be 'camping' it up then around sunset...I think he argues that the majestic earthquake that takes place will begin the process of rapture for the lucky ones, while the rest of us have to sit through months of fire and brimstone as Barcelona do or do not defeat Manchester United...its not all gone in the twinkling of an eye. I never did like camping...

iamdrgonzo
05-21-2011, 01:17 PM
YouTube - ‪Wicked Witch Melting‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7GJcKuVGm8)

Prospero
05-21-2011, 01:28 PM
Camping - that really IS the end of the world. I think I'll find a suite at the Savoy (if its still standing) and just subsist on the mini-bar until i get eaten by marauding packs of feral dogs and budgerigars.

Yvonne183
05-21-2011, 02:32 PM
I wonder if I'll still be able to get a Big Mac after I die.

Actually the world ended a long time ago,,, we are all residents of hell.

rameses2
05-21-2011, 03:49 PM
It bloody BETTER be the End of the World... I just found out that I won't have a job as of June 1st:(!!!

Richctdude
05-21-2011, 04:29 PM
at least I don't have to mow the lawn today!!

CORVETTEDUDE
05-21-2011, 05:03 PM
Lookin' for a Tranny (God I hate that term, but it works for this application) in the Pensacola area. Need you on your knees, ready to recieve at approximately 5:45 PM cuz, I wanna be cummin' and goin' at the same time!!! The photo indicates the pose I need you in.....

Silcc69
05-21-2011, 05:10 PM
PRINCE:1999


YouTube - ‪1999-1999‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnuijDieOvY)


Nice I think I heard that song one time.

MrsKellyPierce
05-21-2011, 05:22 PM
I'll be getting enraptured tonight lol

Silcc69
05-21-2011, 05:25 PM
U know what is funny is that the bible says man doesnt know when the world will end. But these so called Hypochristians seem to love to predict this.

MrsKellyPierce
05-21-2011, 05:37 PM
Oh so hubby just informed that it's not till 6 pm and then 2 million people will disappear - the "HOLY ONES" and then the rest are here to rot till October 21st

So let me know if any of you holier than thou men are still here. lol

Stavros
05-21-2011, 06:09 PM
It is 5pm in the UK, but it has already gone past 6pm in Asia and there are no reports of rivers of fire, devastating earthquakes, swarms of locusts, angels flying in with large black books blowing trumpets or Kylie Minogue dancing naked on the bar of a Sydney nightclub. Unless God has singled out California for this project, in which case it is still all to play for. But what's so special about California?

MrsKellyPierce
05-21-2011, 06:17 PM
This calls for a song :) YouTube - ‪Blondie - Rapture HD‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIRG0QOEkyM)

MrsKellyPierce
05-21-2011, 06:18 PM
It is 5pm in the UK, but it has already gone past 6pm in Asia and there are no reports of rivers of fire, devastating earthquakes, swarms of locusts, angels flying in with large black books blowing trumpets or Kylie Minogue dancing naked on the bar of a Sydney nightclub. Unless God has singled out California for this project, in which case it is still all to play for. But what's so special about California?
Today is judgement day only lol 2 million people will disappear who believe in the God..and the rest of us are left to rot lol

Prospero
05-21-2011, 06:20 PM
Would be great if ALL the people who believe in various gods did vanish and leave the rest of us alone. That'd empty the Mosques and all those reactionary southern baptist churches

iamdrgonzo
05-21-2011, 06:22 PM
Today is judgement day only lol 2 million people will disappear who believe in the God..

Good riddence to the teetotaling moral busybodies of the world, ta.

MrsKellyPierce
05-21-2011, 06:25 PM
Good riddence to the teetotaling moral busybodies of the world, ta.
LMAO that made me laugh

rockabilly
05-21-2011, 10:25 PM
meh , just another day in paradise for me.

DL_NL
05-21-2011, 11:28 PM
Nice day for me too... if this is the end of the world, give me more!

Ben
05-22-2011, 01:49 AM
YouTube - ‪Doomsday Today: Will world end on May 21, 2011?‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRbLFfWa1oM)

Stavros
05-22-2011, 02:35 AM
We arrive at the same place where we were yesterday, to realise it is tomorrow. Peace to all. Live long and be happy

YouTube - ‪Fauré: Requiem, Op. 48 - In Paradisum‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur2-9vnaucE)

CORVETTEDUDE
05-22-2011, 02:43 AM
FUCK!!! I'm still here!!! This is BULLSHIT!!!:yayo:

hippifried
05-22-2011, 03:26 AM
Yeah... Another disappointment. What's up with all these yokels calculating doomsday? They flunk out of basic arithmetic? I'm right in the middle of an active earthquake zone, & I didn't feel a thing. Pfffft!

CORVETTEDUDE
05-22-2011, 03:39 AM
Awwww, these fuckers couldn't add 2+2 if it made 'em money!

ed_jaxon
05-22-2011, 03:41 AM
day ain't over Hippi you might get lucky after all.

CORVETTEDUDE
05-22-2011, 03:43 AM
day ain't over Hippi you might get lucky after all.


You got a plan, Homie??!!

ed_jaxon
05-22-2011, 03:44 AM
I'm gonna go jump and down on the New Madrid fault till someone tells me to stop.

CORVETTEDUDE
05-22-2011, 03:46 AM
I'm gonna go jump and down on the New Madrid fault till someone tells me to stop.


Lemme know when you get goin'!!! I'll keep an ear to the ground!!!

ed_jaxon
05-22-2011, 03:50 AM
ok I got tired

Willie Escalade
05-22-2011, 04:24 AM
At least I can party down in Long Beach tonight. I was gonna do that anyway...

Realgirls4me
05-22-2011, 04:28 AM
To think: I pulled my good suit out of the cleaners for this??? ;)

Ineeda SM
05-22-2011, 06:05 AM
Awww SHIT! I guess this means I gotta pay the friggin' bills now.

Prospero
05-22-2011, 06:19 AM
YouTube - ‪Skeeter Davis -- The End Of The World‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgcy-V6YIuI&feature=related)

hippifried
05-24-2011, 05:49 AM
All is not lost! Are you ready for part 2? There's been a recalculation.
Check this out:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43140373/?gt1=43001

Prospero
05-24-2011, 09:49 PM
http://blogs.reuters.com/faithworld/2011/05/24/judgment-day-forecaster-points-to-new-doomsday-date/

DL_NL
05-24-2011, 09:51 PM
Right. Will someone get this guy his medication?