WORLDS SMALLEST BOOKS!!!

[Legend]

LOL, you couldn't put this shit in the same thread your pathetic man.

You feel the need for people to know you have a beef with me now fucking attention whore!!!!!!!!

[scipio]

The German book of humour.

[BlackAdder]

Germans have humor...oddly enough though, it usually involves fighting.....you jerry's lol...always killing someone:)>

[Aedan]

English haute cuisine

Italian heroes

[BeardedOne]

Many, many, many...Many years ago, I happened to be in the office of Senator Edward M. Kennedy (D- MA) and saw, on his desk, a volume entitled: All I know About Politics by Edward M. Kennedy.

Being a bibliophile, I picked it up and flipped the pages, looking for a quotable quote.

Every page was blank. :lol:

[scipio]

The Code of Ethics for Lawyers

The World Guide to Good American Beer

Great Women Drivers Of Today

[chefmike]

English haute cuisine

Italian heroes

lol, actually there was a thing on "Cooks Tour" about a cutting-edge place in London, and I've read of others...and I know it's not British, but I wanna try haggis (sp?).

Italian heroes...what's the old joke about how do the Italians march into battle?...hands raised over their heads...

[scipio]

lol, actually there was a thing on "Cooks Tour" about a cutting-edge place in London, and I've read of others...and I know it's not British, but I wanna try haggis (sp?).



Yes Haggis is British - it comes from Scotland.

[chefmike]

lol, actually there was a thing on "Cooks Tour" about a cutting-edge place in London, and I've read of others...and I know it's not British, but I wanna try haggis (sp?).



Yes Haggis is British - it comes from Scotland.

Yes, I know it's from Scotland. But judging by some of the past post's on here, I thought it might offend some if I called it British. Personally, I don't care, I'm just into the flavors...

[scipio]

My friend, Britain is an island. It includes England, Wales and Scotland.

I think you meant "not English". British and English are not the same thing at all.

[chefmike]

My friend, Britain is an island. It includes England, Wales and Scotland.

I think you meant "not English". British and English are not the same thing at all.

Thanks...I was referring to a previous thread on here, and some rivalries that I really have no interest in...like I said, I was talkin 'bout the palate!

Happy Festivus...

[flabbybody]

A Guide to British Dental Health
Great French War Heroes
The History of Jewish Linebackers

forget it, this is stupid.

[BeardedOne]

forget it, this is stupid.

Hey, I've read that one! :lol:

[Aedan]

English food is terrible and so are english women.
Why do you think Hugh Grant went out for a blowjob while dating Liz Hurling?

Italian food is great on the other hand.

[GroobySteven]

A Guide to British Dental Health


Got to say in defense of my countrymen that British Dental Health is excellent and far stronger than most places...the books should be entitled "British Costmetic Smiles".

seanchai

[BeardedOne]

A Guide to British Dental Health


Got to say in defense of my countrymen that British Dental Health is excellent and far stronger than most places...the books should be entitled "British Costmetic Smiles".

seanchai

I always wondered about the possible relation betwixt the British Royal Family, recent generation, and the Royal Family of the US: Kennedy/Fitzgerald. Having met some of the latter, who all get their 'piano key' smiles from late matriarch Rose Fitzgerald 1890-1995 (Who may have gotten it from her father, two-term Boston Mayor John Francis "Honey Fitz" Fitzgerald 1863 - 1950) , though I don't ever recollect the latter having an open-mouthed smile in any of his public photos), it's obvious where the large-toothed grin comes from in the political cartoons.

Compared to the smiles of Elizabeth II, Prince Charles, Princess Anne, etc. and the orthodontal resemblance is downright scary. :shock:

[Quinn]

The Book of Irish Pacifists.

-Quinn

[BeardedOne]

The Book of Irish Pacifists.

-Quinn

:lol: :lol:

[BeardedOne]

My life as a classy white girl by .

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[sexxxylexi]

My life as a classy white girl by .

SOunds like some good reviews will come of this one :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[tsntx]

passable transexuals

[tsntx]

My life as a classy white girl by .

SOunds like some good reviews will come of this one :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh a friend gave me her copy and it comes w/ behind the scene stories from the set of the mask w/ cher and 2 free reserved seating tickets to ruby tuesdays

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Cosign tsntx!! Gag! Lmao.. :lol:

~Kisses.http://www.anikaos.com/0032-kao_licca_kao-ani/kao_licca_kao-ani_25.gif

HTG

[Quinn]

Wurds I Kan Spel Korektly, bye .ka Focks.

-Quinn

[BeardedOne]

Wurds I Kan Spel Korektly, bye .ka Focks.

-Quinn

*Snark :!: :!: :!: *

Dammit :!: There goes another keyboard. :lol:

[DJ_Asia]

Famous Chinese Aviators

[BeardedOne]

:lol: :lol:

Those are spot on, J. Maybe I'll make next year's list.

I'm amused to see that an edit-bot has been over all the posts mentioning " . " That's more than a little scary, but I understand the workings of it.

There's a reason I didn't sleep for a week after watching Sandra Buttocks in "The Net". :shock:

I survived C-day, but spent Boxing Day rescuing chickens and stray cats from a hawk (And damn, is he =pissed= at me). :x

[Quinn]

LMAO @ J's post. Also, I noticed the same thing Bearded caught. "." works just as well for me as anything else. In fact, it actually makes things funnier.

-Quinn

[d]

that . shit fuckin funny as hell, usually i'm against censors but thats just beautiful

[BeardedOne]

Hey, hey, hey!

Stop talkin' 'bout my " . " :!:

:lol: :lol:

[d]

http://pao.cnmoc.navy.mil/educate/neptune/images/morsekey.gif

[BeardedOne]

http://pao.cnmoc.navy.mil/educate/neptune/images/morsekey.gif

:lol: :lol: :lol:

So, all this time we've been talking about the letter "E" :?:

Alert Bert and Ernie :!:

[chefmike]

LMAO...good stuff, J

[NickTheQuick]

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Funny Shit.

[chefmike]

LMAO @ J's post. Also, I noticed the same thing Bearded caught. "." works just as well for me as anything else. In fact, it actually makes things funnier.

-Quinn

It's all good, as long as we can still mention the infamous Ruby Tuesday's lair...