Adventure time..

[Yoite]

So today, I went on an adventure. Got some time away from work in the afternoon. Went running near my parents house. Ya know, nothing suspicious. Stopped by afterwards to pick up some mail, shower, and what not. Then afterwards... BAM! Shit happened. Got my dick pierced. Prince Albert. Was pretty pumped. Thought I was going to die. Was sitting in the chair at the piercers ready to bust to tears any minute, dripping cold sweat faster then that beer cools cause you didn't wanna keep it in a holder. Started feelin' light headed (why did I go alone!!? really needed someone to hold my hand for this one...), whatever, boss time. Grit my teeth stared up into space and got it done. DO WORK!

[dgs925]

I'm happy for you that it is done, and happy for myself that you showed a cock pick!

So, um, does it hurt to pee? How long does it take to heal?

[oak]

Wow. Impressive. That's a huge ring. How's that gonna effect sex? I would think a condom is a no go.

[Yoite]

Stings a bit to pee, not that bad though. Bleeds quite a bit, still feeling a bit light headed. Far as sex it'll be interesting... No sex for 4-6 weeks though, otherwise risk ripping it out (though I suppose that's only if I'm topping lol). Big ring basically in case it swells.

[betts]

Wishing you a speedy recovery

[Mayrah]

Ouuucchhh!

I cant imagine how much pain that had to be :o

I have had my nipples pierced and they hurt quite a bit too, especially the first few days >.<

[Bigguy]

Damn that is gotta hurt like something I don't want to imagine. Hopefully it will all heal up nicely and you will be having fun with it. What size/type ring do you want to get when its ready?

[theone1982]

I'm always impressed with people who can do this. Just thinking about it make me feel like passing out!:)

[Ineeda SM]

That's a big ring. Wait until you are pounding a hot ass, and the ring picks that moment to hang straight down just as you pull out and it rips the skin from the head of your dick. Or if you get a blow job and the ring get caught around that thing that hangs down in the back of your mouth, and rips it out. Or gets caught on a tooth.....etc..

Those things have happened many times in real life. Rings on cock heads are not always a good idea.

[theone1982]

That's a big ring. Wait until you are pounding a hot ass, and the ring picks that moment to hang straight down just as you pull out and it rips the skin from the head of your dick. Or if you get a blow job and the ring get caught around that thing that hangs down in the back of your mouth, and rips it out. Or gets caught on a tooth.....etc..

Those things have happened many times in real life. Rings on cock heads are not always a good idea.

Fuck! That sounds worse than waterboarding!:)

[Ineeda SM]

It's really true. They can get caught on tongue peircings, braces, a tooth, even a tongue can get caught in the ring just enough to rip that ring out of the cock skin. Sex experts will tell you that cock rings near the head is not a smart thing to do.

[Yoite]

Like once I got in the piercer's chair there was no going back. I didn't wanna look like an asshole and get up and walk up like omg I can't go through with it. Was an experience.

[south ov da border]

thought you were going to go here

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[goliath_91710]

I have a huge HA crush on Yoite, piercings notwithstanding. (Yoite & Natasha Lover, las dos.)

[Willie Escalade]

I'll take "OUCH!!" for $500.

[ed_jaxon]

Yoite never fails to impress

[DL_NL]

Brrr. Makes my hairs stand on end just thinking about it.

[rockabilly]

Okay

[Brandi Boots]

I have been thinking of getting one.....but I dont have the balls. :whistle: :slimer