I Nominate Carl Hubay Jr. As Worst Male Porn Talent Ever

[Dino Velvet]

Check out this character and all the crap he's done. http://www.hotmovies.com/stars/37018/Carl-Hubay.html

http://imgcover-1.hotmovies.com/image/star/389/Carl_Hubay-38985.1.jpg

[dc_guy_75]

Was that one of the guys in the Lemon Party?

[robertlouis]

Fuck! That's almost bad enough to make you give up sex altogether.

Err, thanks Dino, you bastard!

[phobun]

No one can top Tom Moore.

[robertlouis]

No one can top Tom Moore.

Surely no one in their right mind would WANT to "top" Tom Moore! :dancing:

[AmyDaly]

no, the worst male talent ever goes to a straight porn actor lol

[theone1982]

Check out this character and all the crap he's done. http://www.hotmovies.com/stars/37018/Carl-Hubay.html

http://imgcover-1.hotmovies.com/image/star/389/Carl_Hubay-38985.1.jpg

Isn't he the old dude who always ends his sex scenes by telling the girl to "Go get me a Dr. Pepper baby!"? I think I saw him on one of those HBO Real Sex shows.

[Silcc69]

no one can top tom moore.

qft!

[robertlouis]

no, the worst male talent ever goes to a straight porn actor lol

You must have someone in mind, Amy. Do tell..... :dancing:

[naughtyson]

i don't understand. whats the problem with him?

[theone1982]

i don't understand. whats the problem with him?

A lot of people don't like the way he talks and laughs all the time during sex scenes. Plus, he's in so many scenes, I guess familiarity breeds contempt.:)

[robertlouis]

A lot of people don't like the way he talks and laughs all the time during sex scenes. Plus, he's in so many scenes, I guess familiarity breeds contempt.:)

He is seriously creepy.

[Jericho]

i don't understand. whats the problem with him?


Is that you, Carl? :whistle:

[theone1982]

Is that you, Carl? :whistle:

Lol!:lol: Yeah Carl, get the hell out of here!:)

[naughtyson]

ha, no, not carl here. i'm actually entirely unfamiliar with him, although he does fit a certain fantasy i have :) so he just comes off as weird in his scenes? i wasn't sure if it was something like that or maybe he was too rough. creepy though? i see.

[Dino Velvet]

Today was the first day I became aware of this gentleman as well. I click on those movie boxes to the right to get a cheap thrill off some dirty pictures. I notice this horrible looking box with a silly title and I just had to click. I noticed a creepy old guy with a mustache and assumed he was a fan and this was his only video. For shits and giggles I clicked his name and was astonished at the amount of titles he's in including queer grampa porn. Eeeek!

[robertlouis]

Today was the first day I became aware of this gentleman as well. I click on those movie boxes to the right to get a cheap thrill off some dirty pictures. I notice this horrible looking box with a silly title and I just had to click. I noticed a creepy old guy with a mustache and assumed he was a fan and this was his only video. For shits and giggles I clicked his name and was astonished at the amount of titles he's in including queer grampa porn. Eeeek!

Thereby proving that, in porn, there's a market for everything. :ignore:

You know something Dino, you're even better/worse than Freddie when it comes to supplying too much information. :yayo:

[nonnonnon]

Isn't he the old dude who always ends his sex scenes by telling the girl to "Go get me a Dr. Pepper baby!"? I think I saw him on one of those HBO Real Sex shows.

porn stars need more catchphrases

[robertlouis]

porn stars need more catchphrases

Maybe he should start with "Get me a viagra baby and have the crash team on standby!"

[NatashaLover]

Check out this character and all the crap he's done. http://www.hotmovies.com/stars/37018/Carl-Hubay.html

http://imgcover-1.hotmovies.com/image/star/389/Carl_Hubay-38985.1.jpg

This guy should retire and start getting social security. LOL :)
no more sex for him

[Mayrah]

lol i clicked the link at the sidebar this morning and saw his face too!

[nonnonnon]

anyone else thinking about the restaurant carl jrs.?

[alyssaluxor]

looks hot and yummy! any links to his videos?

uhmmm!

[robertlouis]

I knew he reminded me of someone.

The late Jack Haig "It is I, Leclerc!", from 'Allo 'Allo.

Love the new pic Alyssa, but unless you're doing some serious gold-digging I don't quite believe you.....

[alyssaluxor]

I knew he reminded me of someone.

The late Jack Haig "It is I, Leclerc!", from 'Allo 'Allo.

Love the new pic Alyssa, but unless you're doing some serious gold-digging I don't quite believe you.....

thanks that you like my pic

i do find him hot i think his a horny guy who can be wild in bed with me lots of licking, sucking and fucking so any links to his free videos please please im in the mood to cum tonight *wink*

[Jericho]

I knew he reminded me of someone.
The late Jack Haig "It is I, Leclerc!", from 'Allo 'Allo.


The kinda both remind me of Albert Steptoe!

[Dino Velvet]

The kinda both remind me of Albert Steptoe!

Or Albert Fish. I bet Alyssa wouldn't find Al as yummy as he would find her.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcioeoXPdB1qc5ztgo1_400.jpg

[hotnphx]

I think Tom Moore takes the prize ..

[dreamon]

anyone else thinking about the restaurant carl jrs.?

first thought that came to my mind haha

[hippifried]

Everybody wants to get old, because the alternative sucks.

This guy's 62, & has 12 pages of 20 vids listed on "Hot Movies" VOD. When, or if, y'all get into that age range, I want you to think back on the denigration you posted in this thread.

I congratulate Carl Hubay for gettin' all that good stuff, & not being an asshole about orientation. The rest of us will probably be watching his videos in the future & wishing.

[onmyknees]

I gotta admit Dino...I've never seen this old prune.....thankfully. Porn should be about fantasy, and there's nothing fantastic about that guy.. I still think you're pulling my leg. That's Ron Paul in that little picture dude ...why so hard on him >??? LOL

[nicebrn]

porn stars need more catchphrasesMine is in my user title. :D

...no, seriously.
I think Tom Moore takes the prize ..Jesus wept, after five or six years I'm tired of seeing that cat. Though I'm curious as to what the girls who've worked with him think, since almost my favorites have starred with him at least once.
I congratulate Carl Hubay for gettin' all that good stuff, & not being an asshole about orientation. The rest of us will probably be watching his videos in the future & wishing.This is true, though. I think he's self-produced, so at least he gets to both fuck and keep most of his money....

...also, given all the dirty old men I've seen, color me totally unsurprised that there's a gigantic niche for queer grampa porn (my Humorous Phrase of the Day).

[Dino Velvet]

Everybody wants to get old, because the alternative sucks.

This guy's 62, & has 12 pages of 20 vids listed on "Hot Movies" VOD. When, or if, y'all get into that age range, I want you to think back on the denigration you posted in this thread.

I congratulate Carl Hubay for gettin' all that good stuff, & not being an asshole about orientation. The rest of us will probably be watching his videos in the future & wishing.

I'm not 62 but 43 so I can still say, "Ewwwwwwww!!!"
I already have all the twenty somethings here treating me like a dirty old man so I need someone to pick on too. When I'm 62, hopefully I'm having tons of sex too (only with ladies) but I'll do you all a favor and leave the camera at home. I don't think there's a niche for any Ultra HD Close-Up shots of my juicy hemorrhoids that could pop at any second.

[maaarc]

thanks that you like my pic

i do find him hot i think his a horny guy who can be wild in bed with me lots of licking, sucking and fucking so any links to his free videos please please im in the mood to cum tonight *wink*

Oh my Goddess:Bowdown: I am so freaking in love with you

[theone1982]

porn stars need more catchphrases

:iagree: I'd like "Go get me a Dr. Pepper baby!" as a bumper sticker!:)

[Jericho]

I already have all the twenty somethings here treating me like a dirty old man so I need someone to pick on too.

But Dino...You are a dirty auld man! :lol:


I don't think there's a niche for any Ultra HD Close-Up shots of my juicy hemorrhoids that could pop at any second.

Brrrrrr, if there's one thing the Internet's taught me, it's if you film it, they will cum! :shrug :hide-1:

[theone1982]

if you film it,[/I] they will cum! :shrug :hide-1:

"If you film it, they will cum." Now THAT needs to be on T-shirts, underwear, and bumper stickers!:):dancing:

[Jericho]

"If you film it, they will cum." Now THAT needs to be on T-shirts, underwear, and bumper stickers!:):dancing:

Just not with pictures, eh! :hide-1:

[theone1982]

Just not with pictures, eh! :hide-1:

I don't know, underwear with pictures of hemmorhoids would make excellent birthday gifts!:)

[Jericho]

I don't know, underwear with pictures of hemmorhoids would make excellent birthday gifts!:)

For me Granny maybe, not sure my Sister-In-Law'd be impressed though! :shrug

[gsman1968]

Yeah, I caught some of Carl's work recently, he was doing his magic on a mature (though not as mature as he) blonde. She looked medicated, he was definitely carrying the scene but his dialogue was so pathetic I couldn't make myself wait for what promised to be a truly revolting money-shot. I think it would have been better if he just kept his mouth shut and grunted, he sounds like a retired military guy sweet talking his wife over the breakfast special at the IHOP.

[ILuvGurls]

No one can top Tom Moore.

:Bowdown:

[Dino Velvet]

Yeah, I caught some of Carl's work recently, he was doing his magic on a mature (though not as mature as he) blonde. She looked medicated, he was definitely carrying the scene but his dialogue was so pathetic I couldn't make myself wait for what promised to be a truly revolting money-shot. I think it would have been better if he just kept his mouth shut and grunted, he sounds like a retired military guy sweet talking his wife over the breakfast special at the IHOP.

Nice post.:cheers: