I'm so bored of food

[MrsKellyPierce]

I'm only 29 and does anyone else feel this way?

I never can think what I want to eat and when I do it's never totally satisfying lol

I wonder what it will be like when I'm 80?

I know I'm 29 so that makes me 89 in tranny years - so I guess when I'm 80 I'll be 2832748934982 in tranny years lol

[Birgitta]

Loooooool where did you get those numbers?

I love food!!! But cooking a nice tasty meal each day can be a bit complicated...especially when you want it to be healthy too...

[Angel/Faced]

crap, if your 89 what does that make a 26 yr old ? Im just starting in this industry. :( Im always hungry btw, and if im not I want to be,lol. Its a tranny curse maybe ?

[Angel/Faced]

Loooooool where did you get those numbers?

I love food!!! But cooking a nice tasty meal each day can be a bit complicated...especially when you want it to be healthy too...

yeah, this is totally true. Hard to cook for yourself all the time. I always make alot so I have leftovers for like a week.

[MrsKellyPierce]

yeah, this is totally true. Hard to cook for yourself all the time. I always make alot so I have leftovers for like a week.
72 of course lol

[Deimos]

give me a meat lovers from howies and i'm good to go

[altarica]

Pork Chops and Fennel, braised in Cider and Chicken Stock for me tonight, finished with Brandy and Cream served with buttery mash and peas.
Top stuff.
If that doesn't tickle your taste buds, then I give up.

[Dino Velvet]

You ever try these, Kelly Shore? They're quite delicious.

[Faldur]

You ever try these, Kelly Shore? They're quite delicious.

Dude that thing has 2230 mg of Sodium in it, 38g of fat, with 10g saturated.. :hide-1:

[Dino Velvet]

Dude that thing has 2230 mg of Sodium in it, 38g of fat, with 10g saturated.. :hide-1:

Like I said, they're quite delicious. I only eat three at a time and I'm perfectly healthy and strong as a bull.

[Anubis1779]

I never get bored with food and I cook everyday for myself....If you want some ideas to make it more "interesting," PM me Kelly!

[LittleGuy]

I'm bored with your threads

[MrsKellyPierce]

Cool anubis I will! I love to cook - we had Veal Marsala and Vodka Tomato Pasta last night!

[oak]

A whole thread for this? Intense topic.

[MrsKellyPierce]

A whole thread for this? Intense topic.
Why come read it?!?

[LittleGuy]

A whole thread for this? Intense topic.

She needs a man

[dderek123]

Try learning to cook Thai food. It's actually really easy. It's different. And delicious.

[fred41]

Try learning to cook Thai food. It's actually really easy. It's different. And delicious.

LOVE Thai food...Fucking LOVE it!!!...God I wish I knew about this shit when I was younger.


...but they do have one or two dishes that stink like dead flesh.


..other than that though...LOVE IT!

[robertlouis]

Try learning to cook Thai food. It's actually really easy. It's different. And delicious.

I cook Thai, Indian, Vietnamese and Malaysian food all the time. As long as you have a judicious hand with the chilli, the spices will enhance and bring out the flavours of the food. I never use sauce from a jar or the old standby curry powder either - putting your own spice and herb mixes together, using fresh wherever possible, is one of the pleasures of cooking. And because you're using mostly fresh ingredients and cooking quickly and for a short time, the flavours and textures stay clear and delicious as well as being healthier too.

Still bored, Kelly? Hmm? :geek:

[Jericho]

I know I'm 29 so that makes me 89 in tranny years - so I guess when I'm 80 I'll be 2832748934982 in tranny years lol

That reminds me....
YouTube - Go Daddy commercial parody staring Cloris Leachman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn25Lb8dick)

[Jackal]

Try something new...maybe a trip to a specialty grocery store or market?

[robertlouis]

That reminds me....
YouTube - Go Daddy commercial parody staring Cloris Leachman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn25Lb8dick)

You are a thoroughly wicked old bastard who will surely get his reward in hell.

See you there - it's where I expect to find all the fun people anyway.

[dderek123]

LOVE Thai food...Fucking LOVE it!!!...God I wish I knew about this shit when I was younger.


...but they do have one or two dishes that stink like dead flesh.


..other than that though...LOVE IT!
Yep I'm loving the stuff. It's a 3rd world country over here so one needs to be careful of what he eats. But overall it's great.

Durian stinks badly. The 1000 year old egg is nasty (pic below). I tried some other stuff that almost made me puke too but I forget the name.

Good topic Kelly. I love chatting about food.

http://travelkaohsiung.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Pidan-Eggs-Hengchun.jpg

[Jericho]

You are a thoroughly wicked old bastard who will surely get his reward in hell.

Not that wicked...I was going to put it on the Flirt post! :lol:

[theone1982]

There's too much good food to eat any of that crap! Give me a hamburger and a hot dog(Freudian?) any day!

[robertlouis]

I was presented with a dish of century eggs at a banquet in China - one of those gigs where any refusal causes loss of face and great embarrassment to your host and where in this case a £7M deal was at stake.

They look like mussel shells, by the way, and these were served in a savoury egg custard. Yum yum.

Anyway, I was halfway through my second egg when my chinese malaysian colleague leaned over and whispered that we were especially honoured, because these eggs were not the 20 or so year old factory produced stuff pickled in vinegar that you usually get, but authentic ones done in the traditional way and certified at 135 years old - pickled in horse urine and buried in a stone jar. He said this while I still had one of the fucking things in my mouth.

I managed to get through the meal, drank a lot of mao tai but nothing could get rid of the taste. So when I finally got back to my room I went through almost all of a 250ml bottle of listerine.

And we got the contract.

[theone1982]

I was presented with a dish of century eggs at a banquet in China - one of those gigs where any refusal causes loss of face and great embarrassment to your host and where in this case a £7M deal was at stake.

They look like mussel shells, by the way, and these were served in a savoury egg custard. Yum yum.

Anyway, I was halfway through my second egg when my chinese malaysian colleague leaned over and whispered that we were especially honoured, because these eggs were not the 20 or so year old factory produced stuff pickled in vinegar that you usually get, but authentic ones done in the traditional way and certified at 135 years old - pickled in horse urine and buried in a stone jar. He said this while I still had one of the fucking things in my mouth.

I managed to get through the meal, drank a lot of mao tai but nothing could get rid of the taste. So when I finally got back to my room I went through almost all of a 250ml bottle of listerine.

And we got the contract.

Blecchhhh!:puke I'd have to drink a lot of mao tais before I even considered eating one of the regular ones, let alone the horse piss ones!

[kaiser1one]

I tried Durian. Mine wasn't that bad. It's definitely an acquired taste.

Eat some Wax Worm Taco's or deep fried buttermilk battered scorpion.

YouTube - Girl Meets Bug - ep. 1 WaxWorm Tacos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA_rBNeVtzo)

YouTube - Girl Meets Bug Ep. 2: Giant Fried Scorpion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rngH6hP4L8&feature=related)

[robertlouis]

This is Korean street food, beondegi, deep-fried silkworm larvae.

And they taste every bit as bad as that sounds. I was quite hungry for some dog stew after that.

[Ineeda SM]

You are a thoroughly wicked old bastard who will surely get his reward in hell.

See you there - it's where I expect to find all the fun people anyway.

Go to heaven for the climate. Go to hell for the company.
.......Mark Twain

[robertlouis]

Go to heaven for the climate. Go to hell for the company.
.......Mark Twain

Nice.

Those whose ways are ne'er do well join Mary Queen of Scots in Hell
While those whose ways are chaste and wise can view John Knox in Paradise
- Dorothy Parker

[jizzfactory]

How about an IV of amino acid solution and some fish oil pills? haha

[Willie Escalade]

That stuff Neo and the gang was eating in The Matrix sure looked good...if you add some Tobasco sauce...

[Prospero]

I wsa dished up some rum stuff in China though I can't match Robert louis story. Avoided the insects and dog offered in an outdoor market - communications by sign language. But had to work harder to avoid the head of the Beijing Duck (complete with beak) which my hosts insisted was a special honour. We argued back and forth about who should honour whom until finally they ate it.

Other memorable Chinese food moment. A restaurant where the food was still alive and in cages and tanks when you chose what you wanted. The frogs hopping around a case were not in the frame but the fish we chose tried to escape - flip flopping onto the floor before the waiter scooped it up and vanished into the kitchen with it.

I have heard there is a restaurant in Belgium which specialises in dishes made of rats. I've not tried it.

[Prospero]

Hardest work in preparing food is making Japanese. First a visit to the supermarket to get ingredients which may or may not come in packets labelled in English. Fresh fish - hard to get the right cuts for Sashimi and then lots and lots of fine dicing etc. Hard to make for a dinner party cos you are totally in the kitchen.