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theone1982
04-27-2011, 04:46 AM
Why isn't there a theme park for adults centered around sex? That's a billion dollar idea right there! Think about it, you could have a "stripper center", an "adult toy town" a "peep show village", and an "orgy land", plus much, much more all within one huge area! The idea practically sells itself!

GrimFusion
04-27-2011, 05:01 AM
Any idea the kind of money you'd have to pour into sanitation? The lawsuits and ethical interest groups you'd have to fight off constantly? It's a good idea and if done right, could rake in mega-bucks, but there's not a clean-cut way to "do it right".

rockabilly
04-27-2011, 05:16 AM
.... insert "must be this big to go on this ride" here.

Merkurie
04-27-2011, 05:22 AM
Is'nt that what Hedonisim in Negril is all about.

theone1982
04-27-2011, 05:33 AM
Any idea the kind of money you'd have to pour into sanitation? The lawsuits and ethical interest groups you'd have to fight off constantly? It's a good idea and if done right, could rake in mega-bucks, but there's not a clean-cut way to "do it right".

Someone would probably have to buy their own island and set it up there.

partlycloudy
04-27-2011, 05:53 AM
:arrow:

GrimFusion
04-27-2011, 06:02 AM
Someone would probably have to buy their own island and set it up there.

That would be full of amazing and win.
...success and all that other junk.

Make protection a law punishable by serious time in prison and build condom dispensing machines all over the place, and I'd pay to go.

Know any billionaires?

I'm still of the opinion that it's a bit unrealistic to set up a sex theme park without watching that shit go seriously awry shortly afterward.
It's pretty safe to assume we would all be chill vacationing to a spot like that, but we're all *somewhat* chill people.
Employment would have to be on a "at your own risk" basis. It wouldn't be long before some freak sneaks in with a knife and plays "stabby-stab-stab" with one of the other guests or employees. I don't mean to pick the idea apart, but it just doesn't seem feasible without some dead-pan serious money.


Is'nt that what Hedonisim in Negril is all about.
That's a place to go with someone to have sex with.
What about a place where the sex is safe and guaranteed even if you go it alone so long as you got a few bucks?

theone1982
04-27-2011, 06:06 AM
That would be full of amazing and win.
...success and all that other junk.

Make protection a law punishable by serious time in prison and build condom dispensing machines all over the place, and I'd pay to go.

Know any billionaires?

Bob Guccione, Larry Flint, and Hugh Hefner could pool their resources. Pornographers, unite!:)

Star Angel 86
04-27-2011, 07:19 AM
Larry Flint

Larry Flynt your answer right there M8.:twisted::cool::cheers::mrgreen:

theone1982
04-27-2011, 08:12 AM
If someone could legitimately pull this off, and not half-ass it, I guarantee it would be a money maker. Think about it, an adult Disneyland. Make it upscale, but still dirty, legit, but still underground-ish, and you could really have something.

Star Angel 86
04-27-2011, 08:21 AM
If someone could legitimately pull this off, and not half-ass it, I guarantee it would be a money maker. Think about it, an adult Disneyland. Make it upscale, but still dirty, legit, but still underground-ish, and you could really have something.

New York City in 70's early 80's with the Avon Theater Chain now that was like Disneyland for pervs.

theone1982
04-27-2011, 08:26 AM
New York City in 70's early 80's with the Avon Theater Chain now that was like Disneyland for pervs.

I think if they could bring in women it wouldn't nescessarily have to be pervy, unless that's what they want!:)

Star Angel 86
04-27-2011, 08:39 AM
I think if they could bring in women it wouldn't nescessarily have to be pervy, unless that's what they want!:)

Those live sex shows and just about anything you wanted to see it was a paradise for perves someone like me probably would have never left except for when they actually had to close for an hour or so to clean things up.:twisted::cool::cheers::mrgreen:

theone1982
04-27-2011, 09:42 AM
Those live sex shows and just about anything you wanted to see it was a paradise for perves someone like me probably would have never left except for when they actually had to close for an hour or so to clean things up.:twisted::cool::cheers::mrgreen:

Sounds awesome!

NatashaLover
04-27-2011, 09:51 AM
There is one is Called...
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theone1982
04-27-2011, 10:06 AM
There is one is Called...
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I'm thinking even more impressive than Vegas. I'm thinking an S&M Epcot Center, a foot fetish plaza, an anal emporium, and more, all in one area. Sounds like fun to me!:):dancing:

effigyc
04-27-2011, 02:28 PM
I believe it's called Thailand.

Prospero
04-27-2011, 02:33 PM
Wasn't the old Reeperbahn in hamburg - and the red light areas of Amsterdam by the canals - something like you guys are imagining?

theone1982
04-28-2011, 12:21 AM
Wasn't the old Reeperbahn in hamburg - and the red light areas of Amsterdam by the canals - something like you guys are imagining?

Kind of like that. But, I think a place that is self-contained, where it feels like you are walking into a whole new area and experience would be the ultimate.

Star Angel 86
04-28-2011, 12:28 AM
Kind of like that. But, I think a place that is self-contained, where it feels like you are walking into a whole new area and experience would be the ultimate.

Prospero's avatar looks as if he is creating no master-mining such a place as we speak.:Bowdown::cheers::cool::lol:

theone1982
04-28-2011, 12:43 AM
Prospero's avatar looks as if he is creating no master-mining such a place as we speak.:Bowdown::cheers::cool::lol:

You're right! "Repent! And thou shalt receive a sex park!":)

robertlouis
04-28-2011, 04:14 AM
You're right! "Repent! And thou shalt receive a sex park!":)


There was one once, according to the Bible.

Sodom and Gomorrah they called it - which makes Prospero's avatar all the more appropriate.

Be careful what you wish for, boys......

caliuncut
04-28-2011, 06:24 AM
yea, its called thailand....pattaya to be exact.

robertlouis
04-28-2011, 06:29 AM
There was one once, according to the Bible.

Sodom and Gomorrah they called it - which makes Prospero's avatar all the more appropriate.

Be careful what you wish for, boys......

If you look slightly left of centre in the engraving, you can just see Lot's wife in the process of being turned into the first Tequila additive in recorded history.....

theone1982
04-28-2011, 06:38 AM
If you look slightly left of centre in the engraving, you can just see Lot's wife in the process of being turned into the first Tequila additive in recorded history.....

If only Lot had another wife, god could have turned her into a pillar of limes and it would be good to go!:)

robertlouis
04-28-2011, 06:41 AM
If only Lot had another wife, god could have turned her into a pillar of limes and it would be good to go!:)

Precisely, my friend. Can you think of a better argument in favour of atheism? :dancing::party:

theone1982
04-28-2011, 06:44 AM
Precisely, my friend. Can you think of a better argument in favour of atheism? :dancing::party:

Lol! How could everyone not believe in a god who randomly turns people into spices for looking? He's really kind, except when he's a dick. Which is most of the time.:)

robertlouis
04-28-2011, 06:49 AM
Lol! How could everyone not believe in a god who randomly turns people into spices for looking? He's really kind, except when he's a dick. Which is most of the time.:)

Yes, I forgot. He turned Donald Trump into a complete twat, so He has some talent.

theone1982
04-28-2011, 06:53 AM
Yes, I forgot. He turned Donald Trump into a complete twat, so He has some talent.

Only a god could make hair that beautiful!:)

robertlouis
04-28-2011, 06:58 AM
Only a god could make hair that beautiful!:)

Si signor - he even makes Berlusconi look good.

Willie Escalade
04-29-2011, 09:05 AM
Power Exchange.