BITCH PLEASE! Woman Uses Sperm from Oral Sex to Impregnate Self, Gets Child Support

[natina]

Woman Uses Sperm from Oral Sex to Impregnate Self, Gets Child Support
Okay! Now we’ve all heard of women who try to trap men by getting pregnant, but to go as far as to impregnate HERSELF!? You know it’s coming…wait for it…wait for it…C’MON SON!! WTH? This has got to be the most bizarre case for a child support order on record. He not only unwhittingly fathered a child with the woman, but was ordered to pay child support because she’s going around putting sperm in her cheeks like a squirrel saving it for winter.
Who does that? Obviously, Sharon Irons., M.D. Yeah! An educated woman…with problems. What was the purpose? What type of story will she tell her daughter when she’s older? Her parents fell in love and she sucked, I mean, she performed a sexual favor for her father and ended up with her…somehow. The craziest part is (wait! there’s no craziest part…this whole thing is ignant!) the test tube she spit in to start the ball rolling.

Chicago family physician Richard Phillips, sued Irons for a “calculated, profound personal betrayal.” He claims they never had intercourse in the time of their affair. But, the judges essentially said, “Somebody gotta pay for the baby now that it’s here and she is yours.” Wow.

This incident occurred 12 years ago between them, six years ago it hit the courts, and now someone brought it back to the media because it obviously didn’t get the attention it deserved six years ago.


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[natina]

comedy that can be found in the US legal system...Court: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy (http://news.findlaw.com/ap_stories/other/1110/2-24-2005/20050224100031_45.html)

CHICAGO (AP) - An appeals court said a man can press a claim for emotional distress after learning a former lover had used his sperm to have a baby. But he can't claim theft, the ruling said, because the sperm were hers to keep.

The ruling Wednesday by the Illinois Appellate Court sends Dr. Richard O. Phillips' distress case back to trial court.
Click here to find out more!

Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant.

He said he didn't find out about the child for nearly two years, when Irons filed a paternity lawsuit. DNA tests confirmed Phillips was the father, the court papers state...

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the woman's deceitful "re-use" of his genetic material to cause a pregnancy where none should have been possible should let him off the hook for involuntary child support

[BellaBellucci]

There is no justice. Fuck it. I'm going back to Nihilism. :geek:

~BB~

[natina]

Keep a bottle of hot sauce Every place you have sex (Bathroom, bedroom etc.) After you use the condom, put a few drops into the used condom and throw it away. This results in the "Burning of the cooch" if the bitch tries to actually use the contents

http://www.scottrobertsweb.com/images/scovilla-hot-gourmet-wild-habanero-hot-sauce-2.jpghttp://www.chile-heads.com/baboonasslable1gif.gif

http://stuartaustin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tabasco-habanero-sauce.jpg

[natina]

Court rules man can sue woman for distress over sperm theft

The Associated Press
Published February 24, 2005, 10:30 AM CST

A woman accused of using her lover's sperm to impregnate herself without his knowledge can be held liable for the unwitting father's emotional pain, the Illinois Appellate Court has ruled.

In the ruling released Thursday, a three-judge panel reinstated part of a lawsuit against Sharon Irons, a doctor from Olympia Fields. The ruling sends the case back to Cook County Circuit Court.

Irons was sued by her former lover, Chicago family physician Richard Phillips, who accused her of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" of him after a brief affair they had six years ago.

Phillips alleges that he and Irons, who practices internal medicine, never had intercourse during their four-month affair, although they did have oral sex three times.

His suit contends that Irons, without his knowledge, kept some of his semen and used it to impregnate herself.

The relationship ended when Phillips learned Irons had lied to him about being recently divorced and was, in fact, still married to another doctor, according to court documents.

Nearly two years later, Irons slapped Phillips with a paternity suit. DNA tests showed Phillips was indeed the father, court papers state.

Phillips then sued Irons, claiming her actions robbed him of sleep and caused him to have trouble eating. He is haunted by "feelings of being trapped in a nightmare," court papers state.

Irons responded that her alleged actions weren't "truly extreme and outrageous" and that Phillips' pain wasn't bad enough to merit a lawsuit. The circuit court agreed and dismissed Phillips' suit in 2003.

But the higher court ruled that, if Phillips' story is true, Irons "deceitfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences."

But the judges agreed with the lower court's decision to dismiss fraud and theft claims against Irons.

They agreed with Irons' lawyers that she didn't steal the sperm.

"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift � an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

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Keep a bottle of hot sauce Every place you have sex (Bathroom, bedroom etc.) After you use the condom, put a few drops into the used condom and throw it away. This results in the "Burning of the cooch" if the bitch tries to actually use the contents

http://www.scottrobertsweb.com/images/scovilla-hot-gourmet-wild-habanero-hot-sauce-2.jpghttp://www.chile-heads.com/baboonasslable1gif.gif

http://stuartaustin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tabasco-habanero-sauce.jpg

[natina]

IMAGINE THAT

"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift � an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

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[natina]

VIDEO
http://www.maniacworld.com/Kid-vs-Habanero-Pepper.html

Kid vs. Habanero Pepper

This kid takes on the challenge of eating a habanero chile pepper. His reaction is hilarious as he allows himself to suffer for a while before getting something to drink. He's definitely bitten off more than he can chew.
Most habaneros will rate between 200,000 and 300,000 Scoville units (The Scoville scale is a measure of the "hotness").


http://www.maniacworld.com/Kid-vs-Habanero-Pepper.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

Tom Leykis used to talk about the Tabasco Sauce trick with condoms too. But, if you dump your chowder in her mouth just make sure she swallows it or follow her to the bathroom and witness her spit it out. Glad I've never dated a woman that I had to watch so closely.

[natina]

DINO VELVET

a TS can not get pregnant using your sperm even if it is alive and viable

just to let some people know who do not know!

LOL LOL LOL lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[Quiet Reflections]

Tom Leykis used to talk about the Tabasco Sauce trick with condoms too. But, if you dump your chowder in her mouth just make sure she swallows it or follow her to the bathroom and witness her spit it out. Glad I've never dated a woman that I had to watch so closely.
"Dad" had the best radio show ever and a really long run too. Its a shame it wasn't as big over here but that probably help me get laid more because nobody else was listening.

[BellaBellucci]

"Dad" had the best radio show ever and a really long run too. Its a shame it wasn't as big over here but that probably help me get laid more because nobody else was listening.

OMG are you kidding? I was in heaven the day he got canceled. :lol:

~BB~

[Quiet Reflections]

OMG are you kidding? I was in heaven the day he got canceled. :lol:

~BB~
In high school and college he was good but They cancelled him over here back around 2001 so I take no responsibility for the shitty pick up lines and terrible lies you heard from the rest of his fans.

[Dino Velvet]

DINO VELVET

a TS can not get pregnant using your sperm even if it is alive and viable

just to let some people know who do not know!

LOL LOL LOL lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

She can't? That's a relief. This gal I've been fuckin' in the butt wasn't getting her monthly visit from Aunt Flo and I got a little worried.

[Dino Velvet]

OMG are you kidding? I was in heaven the day he got canceled. :lol:

~BB~

Leykis was a total asshole but he was right 10% of the time. He was right about the Tabasco Sauce and some other stuff.

Another thing he said was, "Do not buy a woman breast implants if you are currently in a relationship with her. If you want a woman with big breasts, then find one." This is not an exact quote but it's pretty close.

Leykis was married to FOX 11 NEWS' Christina Gonzalez. Weird match-up. They must have been like oil and water. Supposedly, he caught her red handed cheating on him.

[natina]

Christina Gonzalez DOES NOT LOOK VERY PRETTY NOW

IT HAS ONLY BEEN A FEW YEARS SINCE SHE LOOKED BETTER

could it be the short hair? she looks really hard like a ts thats not on Hormones and use to play football and body build with a starvation diet

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AN5WUVELhKk/SvIXu88pFNI/AAAAAAAABMw/C9a6SuNp8vo/s320/cg.jpghttp://farm5.static.flickr.com/4142/4863012341_5021e4814b.jpgis this second picture of her?

[theone1982]

Well, that would be a great story to tell your child. "How was I conceived mommy?" "Well, I sucked off your dad until he came in my mouth, then I spit that into a tube and had a doctor impregnate me with it." Do they make Hallmark cards for that?:)

[Quiet Reflections]

its crazy what people around here find attractive. Shes a 10 compared to at least 60 percent of the girls around here, and yes Im talking about the first picture

[natina]

YOU DO NOT GET OUT ENOUGH IF AND ONLY IF YOU FIND THE 1ST PICTURE ATTRACTIVE.

on another note!


ROMAN CATHOLIC DO NOT BELIEVE IN BIRTH CONTROL
see all his kids singing backup in this skit


Every Sperm is Sacred {Monty Python's Meaning of Life}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8)





its crazy what people around here find attractive. Shes a 10 compared to at least 60 percent of the girls around here, and yes Im talking about the first picture

[Quiet Reflections]

YOU DO NOT GET OUT ENOUGH IF AND ONLY IF YOU FIND THE 1ST PICTURE ATTRACTIVE.

on another note!


ROMAN CATHOLIC DO NOT BELIEVE IN BIRTH CONTROL
see all his kids singing backup in this skit


Every Sperm is Sacred {Monty Python's Meaning of Life}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8)

I wasn't saying only the first picture was attractive I was saying that you are crazy for saying that she isn't very pretty now. In that first picture she looks better than most chicks on this forum because in the second pic........no contest

[killkenny]

It's reasons like this guys like transsexuals

[Dino Velvet]

Christina Gonzalez DOES NOT LOOK VERY PRETTY NOW

IT HAS ONLY BEEN A FEW YEARS SINCE SHE LOOKED BETTER

could it be the short hair? she looks really hard like a ts thats not on Hormones and use to play football and body build with a starvation diet

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AN5WUVELhKk/SvIXu88pFNI/AAAAAAAABMw/C9a6SuNp8vo/s320/cg.jpghttp://farm5.static.flickr.com/4142/4863012341_5021e4814b.jpgis this second picture of her?

Not the same gal. Christina Gonzalez has that permanent Nosy Nelly Busybody look on her face. The other gal is nice looking.

[Quiet Reflections]

It's reasons like this guys like transsexuals
Do you really think guys turn to TG's because shit like this? Not hardly

[Dino Velvet]

Do you really think guys turn to TG's because shit like this? Not hardly

Not having to worry about making babies is huge for me. I can be a little clumsy with a condom at 3AM with a belly full of liquor in the dark.

[Quiet Reflections]

Not having to worry about making babies is huge for me. I can be a little clumsy with a condom at 3AM with a belly full of liquor in the dark.
Not even to put you out there but, You suck TG cock right? there is no way a guy sits around one day and say I don't want kids, hmm I'm gonna blow that TG because she can't have them. The interest had to be there before. This has nothing to do with being gay or straight so please don't feel attacked. No kids might be a bonus but its a poor excuse

[theone1982]

Wait a minute....T-girls can't get pregnant?! I've been using a condom all this time for nothing!:)

[Dino Velvet]

Not even to put you out there but, You suck TG cock right? there is no way a guy sits around one day and say I don't want kids, hmm I'm gonna blow that TG because she can't have them. The interest had to be there before. This has nothing to do with being gay or straight so please don't feel attacked. No kids might be a bonus but its a poor excuse

I don't smoke no pole. The no babies thing is important but there are other factors. The girls I've had relationships with never let me anywhere near their ass and some were prudish or shy about giving me oral. I dated a girl once who would only blow me on my birthday and every other federal holiday. A hot feminine TS is preferable to a Nordic Ice Princess GG now.

[dreamon]

haha this bitch knew what she wanted. damn.

[fred41]

I gave this a lot of thought and I honestly think I would kill a woman that did that to me.

She would make an awful mother anyway.

[theone1982]

Just the mechanics of it are pretty disgusting. How did she get it to a lab? Did she hold it in her mouth the entire time and hope that noboby slapped her on the back and make her accidentally swallow it?:)

[natina]

The Penis Song - Monty Pythons


YouTube - The Penis Song - Monty Pythons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ)




YOU DO NOT GET OUT ENOUGH IF AND ONLY IF YOU FIND THE 1ST PICTURE ATTRACTIVE.




on another note!


ROMAN CATHOLIC DO NOT BELIEVE IN BIRTH CONTROL
see all his kids singing backup in this skit


Every Sperm is Sacred {Monty Python's Meaning of Life}



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8)



YouTube - The Penis Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0mU8hMJfDg&NR=1)

[CaptainPlanet]

doesn't sperm die once it hits oxygen?

[BellaBellucci]

doesn't sperm die once it hits oxygen?

Nope. You're thinking of HIV.

~BB~

[Angeles Cid]

some women are very crazy

[natina]

I need a laugh

but this is crazy

[danthepoetman]

doesn't sperm die once it hits oxygen?
Sperm can live up to 70 hours, if memory serves; Bella is right...

[zdubya69]

"Bitch Please" seeing this thread made me think of Snoop Dogg/ Xzibit song of the same title.lol

[natina]

Snoop Dogg Feat. Nate Dogg & Xzibit - Bitch Please
Snoop Dogg Feat. Nate Dogg & Xzibit - Bitch Please - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBMaYLrl3mU)

[Los Angeles resident]

Bottom line, don't come in their mouths.