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Infern0
03-25-2011, 12:02 AM
http://www.disinfo.com/2011/03/world-penis-size-map/

This is a neat little tool.

I notice yanks are straying into the red territory, pull your socks up yanks, invest in one of these

http://rpmedia.ask.com/ts?u=/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/RedPenisPump.JPG
kaiser1one
03-25-2011, 12:07 AM
Invest in one? Why?
Infern0
03-25-2011, 12:12 AM
Invest in one? Why?

Oh, yeah i forgot what this sites like.

Prepare for a torrent of abuse from the humorless masses, Infern0!!!!
theone1982
03-25-2011, 12:37 AM
Couple things stand out. What's in the water in Colombia and Venezuela? China, the country with the most people and the smallest penises. Canada's bigger than the U.S.?!
kaiser1one
03-25-2011, 12:50 AM
Read the comments on the link.
lisaparadise
03-25-2011, 12:54 AM
Couple things stand out. What's in the water in Colombia and Venezuela? China, the country with the most people and the smallest penises. Canada's bigger than the U.S.?!and ya wonder why im pro-canadian lol
theone1982
03-25-2011, 01:02 AM
Read the comments on the link.

Lol! I knew the Canada part couldn't be right!:) The commenters on the link are right, it's way too goddamn cold up there to achieve "full size" except for a few days out of the year.:dancing: Those people with average size penises(Is that me? I'll never tell!:)) should move to China, or India. In the land of the small penises, the average size penis is king, and the large penis is GOD!:dancing:
bassman2546
03-25-2011, 01:07 AM
Canada's bigger than the U.S.?!

Why does this surprise you? You've been listening to us call you 'big dicks' for so long, you started misinterpreting the meaning. :) :dancing:
theone1982
03-25-2011, 01:39 AM
Why does this surprise you? You've been listening to us call you 'big dicks' for so long, you started misinterpreting the meaning. :) :dancing:

That's why most Canadians are so friendly, they're happy because they have bigger dicks than Americans!:)
nonnonnon
03-25-2011, 08:30 AM
is that in wacky euro units? maybe that's the problem
BigDF
03-25-2011, 01:41 PM
It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean, or some such bs.:jerkoff
Richctdude
03-25-2011, 02:33 PM
muts be in the water.... Im going to sell bottle water from the congo
Quiet Reflections
03-25-2011, 07:13 PM
User submitted data I'm sure. I can guarantee no scientist went to war torn central Africa or the middle east and said I know you hate gays but can I measure you dick. And people in china barely have food I doubt they sword fight in their shacks for bragging rights.
robertlouis
03-26-2011, 04:01 AM
is that in wacky euro units? maybe that's the problem

Those would be the units that everyone else on the planet except Merkins use? :whistle:

And proximity to the equator seems to be a factor....
theone1982
03-26-2011, 04:04 AM
Those would be the units that everyone else on the planet except Merkins use? :whistle:

And proximity to the equator seems to be a factor....

Merkins? Like this?:)
robertlouis
03-26-2011, 04:14 AM
Merkins? Like this?:)

If the cap (or the wig) fits, wear it. :)
TomSelis
03-26-2011, 06:33 AM
Ahhh, god bless the metric system. Makes it look like it's a big difference there.