Post your most embarassing sex moment :)

[MrsKellyPierce]

.... Here :)

[onmyknees]

.... Here :)

Ok baby...You go first and loosen everybody up !! LOL

[MrsKellyPierce]

Scaredy cats lmao

I remember making out with a guy and burping lol

A few months ago while on cam my hubby was pumping me for awhile and a new guy came in and he wanted to see my hubby eat me out. And right when he was about to loose air from him pumping seeped out - we laughed so hard.


Then my first ever porn scene for TSSEDUCTION the guy Jason kept going number 2 on me during our scene RUNNY it was not a good experience but I finished the scene.

[onmyknees]

Scaredy cats lmao

I remember making out with a guy and burping lol

A few months ago while on cam my hubby was pumping me for awhile and a new guy came in and he wanted to see my hubby eat me out. And right when he was about to loose air from him pumping seeped out - we laughed so hard.


Then my first ever porn scene for TSSEDUCTION the guy Jason kept going number 2 on me during our scene RUNNY it was not a good experience but I finished the scene.


Well the first one can probably be considered embarrassing but I could deal with a little lost air for all that pumping and eating out !! LMAO..

The second example...ouch....i was just about to sit down to some Chineese food, now I lost my appetite !!!!!! LOL

[MrsKellyPierce]

Lmao I did a lot of acting in that scene for sure lol

[onmyknees]

Lmao I did a lot of acting in that scene for sure lol

that's REALLY taking one for the team...wow ! You're a pro ! LOL

I'm thinking about posting my most blushing moment, but let's see how this goes !! >..Besides it will be hard to "top" you !

[mikelpo]

Went away on me mates stag do (bachelor party) pulled a girl blah blah, bought what I thought were condoms. Turned out to be a cock ring! Err sorry roll over it ain't happening tonight babe. Very red face in the morning!

[Jackal]

I didnt lose my virginity until age 21...sorry, I am not that great with anecdotes nor as experienced as others here

[killkenny]

few years ago, was 15 or 16 was jizzing on my gf at the time tits but i came with such force it splashed off her tits into my eye

[leckery5]

I think mine had to do with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a limp dick.

[fred41]

....probably the time I got the clap...sorry I'm not great with anecdotes either.

[joeym75ld]

Scaredy cats lmao

I remember making out with a guy and burping lol

A few months ago while on cam my hubby was pumping me for awhile and a new guy came in and he wanted to see my hubby eat me out. And right when he was about to loose air from him pumping seeped out - we laughed so hard.


Then my first ever porn scene for TSSEDUCTION the guy Jason kept going number 2 on me during our scene RUNNY it was not a good experience but I finished the scene.
:puke

[Dino Velvet]

Then my first ever porn scene for TSSEDUCTION the guy Jason kept going number 2 on me during our scene RUNNY it was not a good experience but I finished the scene.

I'd rather have shit on my cock than have to explain why my shit is on someone else's cock.

[MdR Dave]

Two experiences come to mind, but they were embarrassing for different reasons:

1. In Jr. High at my first rock concert with my school friends and I got my first blowjob there in the stands. It was all any talked about for years. Our parents heard all about it, too. And her mom was our Sunday School teacher. I loved that girl as a friend and I ruined her reputation.

2. In my twenties, arrived home with my girlfriend and dog after an 8 hour car drive. I really wanted some "relief". She took the dog out to go to the bathroom, I saw a back issue of Elle in the bedroom with Kate Moss on the cover (loved, and still love, that girl.). Dropped trou, lay down against the bed and had at it with my pants around my ankles and the magazine in my free hand. After a minute or so girlfriend walked in- the dog apparently really had to go so it was a short walk and in my excitement I didn't hear them return.

[south ov da border]

Got walked in on with my gf when I was in my dorm room, but I told him not to come in, but he did anyway. I got so pissed I couldn't get it back up.

was in the park with a girl and went into the bathroom with her for a while, then when we came out bumped into somebody from church who saw us both come out of there.

I gagged a girl with my money shot and she spit it back on my shirt and I had to play it off, walking around in my wifebeater in front of my brother.

I'm sure there's more...

[seanbeag7]

I think the most embarassing moment, i have ever had was when i thought i was alone with my gf having some lovely sex in my bedroom, when without a sound or anything, my dad walked in on us. it took me at least 3 days later to stop fucking him out of it, (just a little note here, i was 32 and she 33).

My dad has since never gone snooping around the house since.

and as for the ex, well, it helps to explain why i changed my ways and went to the dark side of loving t-girls.

[bj_boy]

Probably that I am a good looking guy and have never had sex! im 23.

Not sure whether that counts!

[hapboy]

Was having sex with my gf at the time after having been out for a few drinks. I was not feeling to great -probably the drinking had something to do with that lol
Anyway I ended up vomiting all over her at a rather inopportune moment ! Never felt so embarrassed and mortified as I did that night, needless to say we split up shortly afterwards !

[BigDF]

Not being able to get an erection despite the situation are probably the most embarrassing moments I've had. Happened several times in my younger days before I started taking testosterone injections, first wife really didn't understand that back then. Also not being able to stay hard inside a condom was a problem, don't really know what caused that, but once I remarried it became a non-issue.

[MrsKellyPierce]

lmao!! some of these are really hilarious :)

[bj_boy]

lmao!! some of these are really hilarious :)

Are you laughing at my lack of action!?!?!

=)

[MrsKellyPierce]

Are you laughing at my lack of action!?!?!

=)
No - sex should happen when you are ready :)

[LibertyHarkness]

i got caught wanking in a tree once.

[MrsKellyPierce]

i got caught wanking in a tree once.
rofl what

[LibertyHarkness]

i was sat in a tree and was bored waiting for my friends to arrive so i had i decided to have a J.Arthur .. unfortunately my timing was wrong and all 9 of my friends (girls/boys) caught me shaking hands with tarzan .

[MrsKellyPierce]

i was sat in a tree and was bored waiting for my friends to arrive so i had i decided to have a J.Arthur .. unfortunately my timing was wrong and all 9 of my friends (girls/boys) caught me shaking hands with tarzan .
lmao

[LibertyHarkness]

dont laugh it affected me greatly :)

[Prospero]

As a teenager was on a date with a girl - and not our first date - and halfway through the evening I just totally forgot her name. Kinda juvenile dementia.

[Prospero]

Another kinda embarassing moment was making out with a girl on a sleeper train. We were stopped in a station and the blind suddenly flew up - exposing us to the gaze of all the folk on the platform.

[Caff_Racer]

It was back in '92, after a madcap, flat-stick, all-night ride back to Nice from the Le Mans 24-hour bike race (about 1060 km - 660 miles or so), only stopping for tollbooths, fuel and the odd sarnie/beer/Mars bar/spliff... My girlfriend of the moment (who had stayed back home) thought that after such a heroic, hung-over exploit, her beloved greasy, hairy biker deserved a "reward". Unfortunately I was exhausted, starved, hung over and stoned, and quickly fell asleep (snores and all!) despite her best efforts to make me feel good! Oops! :oops: :lol:

[Fudge]

In our room, I am banging the living shit out of my wife before going back to IRAQ, I mean we are fucking loud and clear and holding nothing back. We believe that at 930 in the morning we are alone at home. I blow my load as she cums, I pull out, lay for a moment together entangled, I get up to head for a shower. I open the doors to our bedroom and walk out through the living room buck ass naked, cum dew drip and pussy slick still all over my dick, the wife is just little behind me to get to the shower. There sitting in the living room quietly are her parents, three sisters, nephew and brother who had been waiting to say goodbye before I leave. They never said a peep, the fucking TV was on cartoons for the kid to watch with no volume. Her sisters and mother had a good gawk at my cock (looked pleased and envious) her father looked disgusted but embarrassed at my nudity (probably had a small cock) and the rest sat there with smiles. I was completely shocked, lost for words and embarrassed then angered that not one would have had at least the decency to cough their presence to us. I stopped at first, then said to myself fuck it, and walked on to the shower. To this day her mother and sister(s) look at me with a knowing eye and smile (I truly think they want some of that what they seen that day).

[nonnonnon]

I think fudge wins

[robertlouis]

i got caught wanking in a tree once.

Was it this type of tree?

"Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer), smells like spunk when in full bloom. See "semen tree" also."

"God, I wish my neighbors hadn't planted that sperm tree next to our fence. Now my backyard smells like furniture from a whorehouse."

[markyboy21]

Thankfully I don't have an embarrasing moment to write about, but one of my friends does. He was having sex with his girlfriend when she decided that she wanted to try anal for the first time. As this wasn't planned they didn't have any lube, but still tried. The result was that his foreskin tore near the tip of his cock and he had to go to hospital with a towel around his cock dripping blood. He said he was so embarassed that he didn't notice the pain until he was on his own after having stitches.

[AlternateName]

Kelly for some reason you talking about the loose air seeping out of you strangely turns me on.

[Dino Velvet]

i got caught wanking in a tree once.

The almost exact same thing happened to me except the one part where you say "in a tree" I would replace with "in front of my old high school that I graduated from in 1985". Other than that it's uncannily similar.

[amberskyi]

sometimes when im fucked real hard (which i love!) ill bleed.i was so scared the first time it happened.i checked with my doctor and its pretty normal with anal sex.it doesnt hurt or anything but i always feel embarrassed,especially cause some guys get weirded out.

[MrsKellyPierce]

Now that would be scary girl...

[kittyKaiti]

I have to say that pooping on dick is the most embarrassing so far. I've also thrown up from giving deep throat head. I now do BJs on an empty stomach and ensure I haven't eaten for about 12 hours before having anal.

[Star Angel 86]

I have to say that pooping on dick is the most embarrassing so far.

Kitty,you know you just furnished Dino Velvet with some masturbation material there.:twisted::lol::cheers:

[Louie Damazo]

I have many but working

Long time ago a tranny finish job except cum shot. She told need be alone in bathroom jerking off, when feel that ejaculation is close ll come out for we do the video. We alert about inform us when feel that is close for we have all cameras ready

After 5 minutes in the bathroom she just come out running like a crazy without speak anything loading sperm all over the room . Me and video camera dude just look in chock that crazy scene without know what to do or talk. Lots of sperm almost came in our body and she still ask if was good that

That was bizarre

[LibertyHarkness]

haha awesome louie :) did you get any on camera thats proper BTS material :)

[steve30]

When I was about 20 (a good 10 years ago) I was having sex with my gf in her room at her parent's house. We knew her mother was in but figured we'd be ok if we were quiet as her mother never never disturbed us.

After a few minutes of pretty intense action the phone rang downstairs and we heard her mother answer it. We kept going at it expecting her to call my gf down if it was for her. Instead her mother thought she'd be kind and bring the cordless phone to her room and, without knocking, opened the door while calling my name as the call was for me, at which point all we could do was dive under the covers. Despite seeing us in bed (maybe she thought we were sleeping), she walked across the room handed the phone to me and said....."it's your Mum"!

Strange experience being inside your gf while her mother is standing next to you telling you your mum wants a quick chat!

Still think being caught by your mates knocking one out whilst in a tree is more embarrassing though :)

[MasterMaker]

Just fell a little more in lust with you.
:jerkoff


i was sat in a tree and was bored waiting for my friends to arrive so i had i decided to have a J.Arthur .. unfortunately my timing was wrong and all 9 of my friends (girls/boys) caught me shaking hands with tarzan .

[Louie Damazo]

haha awesome louie :) did you get any on camera thats proper BTS material :)

Sorry , i havent

I was chating with camera guy and that crazy tranny coming from nothing ejaculating all over the place in our direction in so unexpected moment that we just freeze looking that shit without believe in what was happening

Trust me, i saw so many crazy things in all these years that should be REALLY bizarre to freeze me with no reaction

[LibertyHarkness]

lol mastermaker :) i had a tommy on a bus last year as it goes ...

[msharrow]

sometimes when im fucked real hard (which i love!) ill bleed.i was so scared the first time it happened.i checked with my doctor and its pretty normal with anal sex.it doesnt hurt or anything but i always feel embarrassed,especially cause some guys get weirded out.
weird but natural- losing your virginity LOL !

[Dino Velvet]

Having too much Whiskey and Cocaine and not being able to deliver the goods.

Pat Travers Snortin' Whiskey - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a71k9aw1LPg)

[JenniferParisHusband]

Sorry Fudge, I think I have the winning story.

I had a rough time with the girls in high school, but when I was 21 and in college, I finally started to look good to women. Mostly older divorced women. I was paired up with a cougar named Eleanor in my English class. She was 36, third marriage, 2 kids living at home. We had to each do part of a reseach project, then synthesize our conclusion. So I was at her house the kids had a sitter, and Eleanor suggests we get something to eat now that we were finished writing. We go out, Wendys, so I'm kind of greasy from a burger, and she starts to rub her foot on my crotch.

Eleanor looked like Winter Steele from MTV's Liquid Television if you remember that, and was very upfront about what she wanted. She was all over me on the drive back to her place. We get to the driveway, she's straddling me, and I'm trying to get her top off. But it's not coming up. So I start yanking it harder. I'm lifting her so hard, her head is banging against the top of my Chevette. Between head trauma she's yelling "Leo---tard." And I'm replying "it's JPH, stupid," her head still banging the roof, her ass honking the horn. The neighbors are beginning to look, so she stops me, takes me inside the house, pays the sitter and sends the kids to bed.

She changes her clothes and is now in a Mob Wife track suit, while I'm in the living room watching tv. She tosses the leotard on the couch next to me and laughs. Ah, now it makes sense. So, we start going at it again, The track suit opens, I reach into the bra and find two rubber "enlargers." She's super flat chested, which doesn't stop me at all. A few minutes of sucking, I'm happy and I decide to make a move and go down on her. Pull the pants down, she's apparently had Lipo, because there is a large fleshy flap on her stomach. I lift it up to remove the panties, because again, nothing is going to keep me from my first time. Pull the panties down and get hit with the stench of a pussy that hasn't been cleaned since she had the last kid. Go down on it, and I'm literally turning green from the nastiness of it. Thankfully she's worried about the kids coming out, and takes us to her home office where we can be in private.

The next thing I hear is "I want to smoke you like a cigarette!" Classy. My response, I just hope you don't need a lighter. There is an awkward pause and a strange look on her face. But she recovers quickly, gets my pants off, and as I'm lying on the carpeted floor of her office, she starts to blow me. That's no problem, I'm enjoying it very much. it's my first of those too. But she doesn't go all the way because, she's "wanted me in her all semester." So she lays back and I go to stick it in. I feel nothing, nothing at all! I have to bang it around a little before I can feel the sides of her twat. She told me it might be a little loose, because of her favorite toy. She gets up, gets out a huge black rubber dildo about the size of a 2-liter bottle with "Mr. MX Missile" on the side, and sets it on the floor next to us. The thing seriously has handles on both sides like one of those battering rams SWAT teams use to break down doors.

We go back to it. I can't feel a thing, but from time to time she gives a little moan, so I must be doing something, if only banging her clit with my groin. I swear I must have been trying for 45 minutes when she says "You have to be lying about this being your first time, most men can't go this long." She lights up a smoke while we're going at it, and I get occasionally plumes of smoke timed to the moans. Finally, I tell her I want to try her ass, figuring it can't be worse than the twat. She agrees, it goes in way too easy, I pull back, greenish-brown and smells like death. I close my eyes, think of Jane Seymour, and finally finish on her back. I'm smiling, telling her thank you, and looking forward to a very long shower that will never fully be able to wash away the shame, when I look to my right and see her six year old son riding Mr MX like it's one of those horse heads on a stick and going "yeah, yeah, more, more."

The semester ended that Friday, I switched to night courses for the next year. I never saw Eleanor again. Although I later worked at a Computer store where she brought in a PC for repair. I was told I wasn't allowed to call her, because she told my manager that I was "infatuated with her, and was afraid I'd stalk her." It was another year after my first, before I even considered trying a second time.

[MdR Dave]

When I was 14 about 10 of my friends saw me get a blowjob at a rock concert. We were in junior high, and it kind of followed us for years.

Also, I deflowered a girl and had Oprah on to cover up the sound. I'm a multi-tasker so. . .well. . . Never mind.

[RallyCola]

i farted once while my wife was pegging me. she didn't do it again to me for almost a year. she was so pissed.

[hurdycasual]

Scaredy cats lmao

I remember making out with a guy and burping lol

A few months ago while on cam my hubby was pumping me for awhile and a new guy came in and he wanted to see my hubby eat me out. And right when he was about to loose air from him pumping seeped out - we laughed so hard.


Then my first ever porn scene for TSSEDUCTION the guy Jason kept going number 2 on me during our scene RUNNY it was not a good experience but I finished the scene.

That would be dreamy :)

[Ben in LA]

Finally got a chance to bang a girl I had been wanting to bang for a LONG time...but then couldn't get it up. :hide-1:

Never did bone her either...yet to this day we're still friends (and we giggle about the situation).

[JerseyMike]

Was having sex with my gf, I pulled out went back in, but into her ass. It was very uncomfortable for her and she got mad for some odd reason.

[Cedricbi01]

Well, mine happened "some" years ago when I was a student something like 16 !
Went to my gf place after movie theater her parents were home. You have to know her parents and mine were friends !
So we squeezed in very quietly, made love smoothly and very silent but eventually we made some noise so we heard her father standing up (at approx 3:00 in the morning so I hurried up out but enable to find my boxer short...
Unfortunalty her parents were invited at my parents' place the next day for BBQ... and her mother brought me a present, nicely wrapped... with the boxing short I had lost during my escape !!!
Blush !!!
Fortunatly her mom was very OK and she handled this almost privatly, I mean without her Father noticing it !
I really felt alone when I opened the "present" !!

[ibanezuk]

I've got two stories,

One is like many others on here, but slightly different. My folks had some people round for a do, and my GF at the time and I decided to head upstairs for a session. 15-20 minutes later we hear a knock on the door, one of my dads oldest friends then runs in, and pulls the covers off the bed and says to my Gf, "I used to wipe this guys ass when he was just this big" [using his hands to show my size] before passing out on us in our bed. You might have guessed he was pretty drunk, but he didnt remember it. Thats the last time anyone in our house had absynthe.


The second time was when I met Leticia Bysmarck. Having been out for most of the day I asked to use her shower. She said sure and started to tell me how to use the shower. Me being a dick, said "I know how to use one of these", and she rolled her eyes and then left the room. I should have listened because with 3 seconds of turning the handle I managed to break the hose, and drenched myself, before I had the chance to get my clothes off. Cut a long story short, had a great session but ended up sitting on a train to manchester soaked.

[danthepoetman]

Great stories, guys!
I don't have anything as funny as these. The most embarrassing moments were mostly caused, like for Dino, by being to fucked up, and especially drunk, and having a partial or "complete shortage"...

But once, as a young guy, I was making love on acid. The extasiated face of the girl I was with was swelling in a grotesque way and really weirdly smilling at me. Strange because up til that moment, the trip had not took off yet. But seeing it, I just couldn't help giggling ridiculously, with a little high pitch stoned voice for a few seconds. So I would get a hold of myself and start over, and it would start again after a few seconds. After 3 or 4 times, the girl got up, completely furious, picked up her stuff and left, leaving me with a hard dick and the strangest acid trip feeling of surrealism...

[Dino Velvet]

More embarrassment the next day when your friends reminded you who they saw you leave with. I've climbed on quite a few pigs that had bigger warts than boobs. Still enough of a man and not too drunk to deliver the goods to that sow.

[MacShreach]

Great stories, guys!
I don't have anything as funny as these. The most embarrassing moments were mostly caused, like for Dino, by being to fucked up, and especially drunk, and having a partial or "complete shortage"...

But once, as a young guy, I was making love on acid. The extasiated face of the girl I was with was swelling in a grotesque way and really weirdly smilling at me. Strange because up til that moment, the trip had not took off yet. But seeing it, I just couldn't help giggling ridiculously, with a little high pitch stoned voice for a few seconds. So I would get a hold of myself and start over, and it would start again after a few seconds. After 3 or 4 times, the girl got up, completely furious, picked up her stuff and left, leaving me with a hard dick and the strangest acid trip feeling of surrealism...

HAHAHA that's fucking hilarious!

[Amy Gray]

Fine, come sit on my lap and I'll tell you two stories.

A couple years back I hooked up with this girl and we were making out and I was fingering her when she asked for more so I put three fingers in her... and she asked for more. So over the course of maybe 10 or so minutes we progressed past three fingers and up to both my fists wrist deep in vagina. Now, I have extremely small and slender hands so I'm not new hat to fisting by any means but I was still impressed. It was also about that point where I realized my cock just probably wasn't going to cut it for her, lets face it, two fists is a hard act to follow.

So she has this mind shattering orgasm which I'm pretty sure has just shattered my hands and I start to realize that she is significantly tighter than when I was putting my fists in her... so yeah... forty minutes later I'm still buried up to my wrist in her cooch trying to work my pruny hands (I didn't even know you could get pruny from pussy juice) out of her while dealing with her having more orgasms every fucking time my hands hit the right spot. It got to the point where we were debating calling paramedics before I got out.

Okay, second story. I was giving this fuck buddy of mine a blowjob. The entire time I'm slurping cock meat all I can think about is how badly I need to sneeze... seriously having a sneeze that just wont come is one of the worst things on earth. Anyways, he busts his nut and something about swallowing a mouthful of spermies sets me off because I go into a sneezing fit. The worst part is that the cum I was trying to swallow got up in my nose and magically transformed into a face full of cum bubbles. He was a lot more amused than I was. :mad:

[Lovecox]

A girl was eating my ass and I farted on her tongue.
:oops:

[Dino Velvet]

A girl was eating my ass and I farted on her tongue.
:oops:

Farting still less bad than sharting. Mouth half-full...

[Amy Gray]

A girl was eating my ass and I farted on her tongue.
:oops:

Oh god! That reminds me! Somewhere out there there's a porn of this girl getting DPed by two guys with a fly buzzing around her ass, one of the guys is doing that thing where he pulls out of the ass all the way and rams her when he accidentally fucks the fly INTO her. Every time I see it I'm never sure whether to cringe or burst out laughing.

[Prospero]

He'll of a way to die (for the fly that is). Reminds me of the song "there was an old woman who swallowed a fly."