Dino Velvet's GF

[CORVETTEDUDE]

WOW!!!! Great shoes!!!:dancing::dancing:

http://20102.swagster.com/swagster/20102/images/1955f9_04994562.jpg (http://swagster.com/img.php?id=228032)

[Dino Velvet]

I love confused dizzy broads with low self-esteem. Draw up the paperwork and I'll buy her. My current lady is starting to cause me trouble with Homeland Security. Here she is.

[joeym75ld]

I love confused dizzy broads with low self-esteem. Draw up the paperwork and I'll buy her. My current lady is starting to cause me trouble with Homeland Security. Here she is.

That is one hot terrorist right there.
Where does she stash the suicide bomb?

[BellaBellucci]

Where does she stash the suicide bomb?

Where do you think? :dancing:

~BB~

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Where do you think? :dancing:

~BB~

Gives a whole new meaning to the term...."Ass Blow!"

[Dino Velvet]

Hey CORVETTEDUDE, you got any of that slope meat left in your foot locker? Never figured out how you shave the meat so thin using only a Ka-Bar. You can practically see through it. I did figure something out. Your supplier as revealed in the last photo.

http://images.outdoorpros.com/images/prod/5/KA-BAR-1217-rw-10605-5508.jpghttp://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-02/22/xin_43202052209386401227922.jpg

http://www.allmoviesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/angelina_jolie_3rd_clild_vietnamese_child.jpg

[fred41]

Quick question...you think that kid that Angelina Jolie's raising is gonna grow up to be incredibly obnoxious or what?

[Dino Velvet]

Quick question...you think that kid that Angelina Jolie's raising is gonna grow up to be incredibly obnoxious or what?

Either that or amazingly delicious. No MSG either.

http://www.buffalochow.com/mt/images/pho_saigon_vietnamese_in_looks_p5.jpg

[nonnonnon]

Quick question...you think that kid that Angelina Jolie's raising is gonna grow up to be incredibly obnoxious or what?

I predict
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[marissaaz]

dino screw k-bar ...show some class
http://www.almarknives.com/images/shiva.jpg:wiggle:

[Dino Velvet]

dino screw k-bar ...show some class
http://www.almarknives.com/images/shiva.jpg:wiggle:

CORVETTEDUDE's the one carving the turkey this year. I'd rather rip the little shaver apart with my own hands and eat him like Dim Sum. If I run out of plum sauce I'll use his frightened diarrhea as dipping sauce.

[fred41]

CORVETTEDUDE's the one carving the turkey this year. I'd rather rip the little shaver apart with my own hands and eat him like Dim Sum. If I run out of plum sauce I'll use his frightened diarrhea as dipping sauce.

..this taps up some fond memories of family get-togethers, holiday cheer, Nat King Cole Music and broiled Asian toddler...

..looks like you'll have enough meat there for you Dino and all your friends...but don't forget your cats !!!...Set aside the throat and heart for them...they love that...they'll be purrrrrrrfectly happy little fur balls...ha ha.

...and if you roast the skin just right...you'll have a scrumptious crackling which will make a fine treat at the local soup kitchen for the homeless.

Well, have an enjoyable feast...and remember everyone: Don't Drink and Drive. ;)

[Dino Velvet]

..this taps up some fond memories of family get-togethers, holiday cheer, Nat King Cole Music and broiled Asian toddler...

..looks like you'll have enough meat there for you Dino and all your friends...but don't forget your cats !!!...Set aside the throat and heart for them...they love that...they'll be purrrrrrrfectly happy little fur balls...ha ha.

...and if you roast the skin just right...you'll have a scrumptious crackling which will make a fine treat at the local soup kitchen for the homeless.

Well, have an enjoyable feast...and remember everyone: Don't Drink and Drive. ;)

The skin's the best part. I like to deep fry it and kick it up with some Cayenne Pepper and Lawry's Seasoned Salt. Hobos can eat out of trash cans like Jesus intended them too.

When I was a doorman, I would invent little games to amuse myself and pass time. Many here are familiar with the Jew/Not A Jew game already. On Friday and Saturday Nights, me and my buddy would have a contest on who could talk more drunks out of cabs and back into their cars.

[Helvis2012]

...and if you roast the skin just right...you'll have a scrumptious crackling which will make a fine treat at the local soup kitchen for the homeless..[/QUOTE]


Daniel Rakowitz did that in NYC in the 80's.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Shit!!! I try to make a 'Racist' thread featuring my buddy Dino, and you fucks end up makin' it about Gourmet Food......

OK....Let's Eat!!!:praying:

[Dino Velvet]

Shit!!! I try to make a 'Racist' thread featuring my buddy Dino, and you fucks end up makin' it about Gourmet Food......

OK....Let's Eat!!!:praying:

Racist gourmet food though. At the end of the day, flesh is flesh and I must eat.

[Chris in LA]

That Muslim chick has a rockin body! Damn...I wouldn't mind keeping her in the house all to myself! lol

[Dino Velvet]

That Muslim chick has a rockin body! Damn...I wouldn't mind keeping her in the house all to myself! lol

OK, Burqua: On or off? I'm keeping it on so it feels like I'm fucking her faggot prophet and bitch God up their asses too. Plenty of sand in the desert for lube. Howl-la-who-a-fuckbar!!!

[kukm4]

If Dino had a Magazine...

[Dino Velvet]

If Dino had a Magazine...

Look at those two spooks in the background. Those motherfuckers will fuck anything.

True story: I worked at a gym that Howie Long went to. He told me that when he had Tony Dorsett over at his house he locked up the goldfish fearing Tony would try to climb in the aquarium for a little strange.

[Chris in LA]

OK, Burqua: On or off? I'm keeping it on so it feels like I'm fucking her faggot prophet and bitch God up their asses too. Plenty of sand in the desert for lube. Howl-la-who-a-fuckbar!!!

Definitely keep it on! You never know what kind of stash she is rockin under that thing!

[Dino Velvet]

Definitely keep it on! You never know what kind of stash she is rockin under that thing!

It also blocks you from smelling her camel semen breath.

[Dino Velvet]

Hey, I captured another one! Check this bitch! She has blue eyes. I think she's Bosnian. The Serbs were always good to my family so this one's on me.:cheers:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TrGVtSsyoHg/TDywwaYl5UI/AAAAAAAACNY/G9kXZ-2HZds/s1600/sexy-burqua.jpg

[Chris in LA]

Hey, I captured another one! Check this bitch! She has blue eyes. I think she's Bosnian. The Serbs were always good to my family so this one's on me.:cheers:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TrGVtSsyoHg/TDywwaYl5UI/AAAAAAAACNY/G9kXZ-2HZds/s1600/sexy-burqua.jpg

I bet our guys serving over there would get off on these pics! I wonder how many they've ran thru since 9/11?

[Dino Velvet]

I bet our guys serving over there would get off on these pics! I wonder how many they've ran thru since 9/11?

I'd run a Hajii Whorehouse if I were them. Those sand monkeys like pussy as much as anyone and I'll set them up with one of my gals that has the bug. Jesus smiles every time one of them bleeds out of their non-believer ass.

[theone1982]

If Dino had a Magazine...
Wondering if I will ever be able to get it up again after seeing this photo. One of the few times when I have hoped that a pic WAS photoshopped!

[Dino Velvet]

Wondering if I will ever be able to get it up again after seeing this photo. One of the few times when I have hoped that a pic WAS photoshopped!

Yeah, I've seen better photos of Julia Roberts too.

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=378809&stc=1&d=1300166470

[theone1982]

Yeah, I've seen better photos of Julia Roberts too.

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=378809&stc=1&d=1300166470

On the bright side, looking like this, she finally has a chance to win an Oscar!:)

[Dino Velvet]

On the bright side, looking like this, she finally has a chance to win an Oscar!:)

She ain't gettin' my Oscar Mayer Wiener.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51yFY3bu2bL._SS280_.jpg

[Iori]

thats a double bagger for sure.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

thats a double bagger for sure.


In addition to two bags (one for her and one for you, in case hers fall off), you need an executioner with a really shrp sword....in case your bag falls off, as well!!!

[kukm4]

Gentlemen, I think we may have a new niche / sport here.

[Iori]

can we do something like wipeout instead. :/