How Soft Is Amberskyi's Funhole?

[Dino Velvet]

I'm White so I have no idea. Any bruthas out there give it a licky before sticky? From pictures I've seen I'd imagine it like a perfectly ridged velvety purple button. Her farts must be like the Spring Essence Glade Plug-Ins.

[nonnonnon]

goatse

[iamdrgonzo]

I'd sure like to give her a propper rectal examination with my tongue in order to find out.



Her farts must be like the Spring Essence Glade Plug-Ins.

Mmmmmmm.... it could be called essence of Amber.

[amberskyi]

0_0 you guys are crazy .everyone knows when you take hormones your farts smell like candy lol.
there's only two people on this board who know my irl.neither one of them hit it

[rockabilly]

So that's why it tastes like butterscotch. :wiggle:

[south ov da border]

I'd love to find out...

[Dino Velvet]

0_0 you guys are crazy .everyone knows when you take hormones your farts smell like candy lol.
there's only two people on this board who know my irl.neither one of them hit it

Rimming you must be like licking a Watermelon Jolly Rancher.

[joeym75ld]

I think we need a picture of said "funhole" to aid in this discussion.

[iamdrgonzo]

A funhole a day keeps blue balls away.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Do you know anybody that's been in it???:whistle:

[Dino Velvet]

I think we need a picture of said "funhole" to aid in this discussion.

I certainly wouldn't object. I'd love to add her to the funhole section of my Pictures Folder. I don't have too many black girls not named Natassia Dreams in there so Amber would be in good company.


Do you know anybody that's been in it???:whistle:

She's not gonna give guys like us any of that sweet black pussy. The closest I'll ever get to sodomizing her is to sexually harass her like I'm doing right now.

[Iori]

I slightly grazed it once.
Not really :/

[Dino Velvet]

I slightly grazed it once.

I would've totally lost it and ruined another pair of underwear just brushing up against her.

[rockabilly]

Tiger knows

[Dino Velvet]

Tiger knows

Tiger Woods has screwed the same number of black broads as I have. Zero. At least I find a few attractive.

[stimpy17]

jUST STOP

[Dino Velvet]

jUST STOP

What are 'ya, some kind of racist? Just because Amber's African-American, you want me to stop. It's 2011 fer Christ Sakes!

Sorry, but I wanted to play the race card just once. It was really fun. Now back to my one man slap and tickle party.:jerkoff

[SilentTide]

0_0 you guys are crazy .everyone knows when you take hormones your farts smell like candy lol.
there's only two people on this board who know my irl.neither one of them hit it

Haha I stopped reading there:)

[kukm4]

How Soft Is Amberskyi's Funhole? ...

Soft enough to eat.:rolleyes:

[Dino Velvet]

How Soft Is Amberskyi's Funhole? ...

Soft enough to eat.:rolleyes:

Tastes so good I wouldn't even need to smear any of the jelly from that donut on it. I prefer syrup anyway.

[amberskyi]

i bet dino is really hot and this either all an act or hes a really hot twisted guy(my fav)

[amberskyi]

I slightly grazed it once.
Not really :/

WHO?WHAT?WHEN? AND WHERE? lol

[rockabilly]

"How many licks does it take to get to the center?" :p

[onmyknees]

i don't know Dino....but I'm guessing pretty damn soft and pretty damn sweet, but then again she is a size queen....think about it ! LMAO. She sure has soft lookin' cheeks though !

[amberskyi]

i don't know Dino....but I'm guessing pretty damn soft and pretty damn sweet, but then again she is a size queen....think about it ! LMAO. She sure has soft lookin' cheeks though !

i maybe a size queen but i dont just let anyone run up in me.its been awhile since i got laid

[onmyknees]

i maybe a size queen but i dont just let anyone run up in me.its been awhile since i got laid

OK...that clarifies things ! LMAO. I wasn't tryin' to be
derogatory. I think you're pretty cool actually ( although I hated Steven's avatar of you)

[amberskyi]

OK...that clarifies things ! LMAO. I wasn't tryin' to be
derogatory. I think you're pretty cool actually ( although I hated Steven's avatar of you)

oh? how come you hated it?

[onmyknees]

oh? how come you hated it?

because you're a very attractive woman, and it simply wasn't a good picture. Like a little kid eating Lima beans or something...LOL I'm guessing it was done in fun, but there are a ton of much nicer photos of you i'd much rather have seen. Hell...most of the self portraits you take are nicer than that ! Your current avatar looks really sweet.

[Dino Velvet]

i bet dino is really hot and this either all an act or hes a really hot twisted guy(my fav)

You sexy girl! You flrtin' with me? If I was hot but still White would you be interested? You're definitely hot and I'd love to get jiggy in your funhole. I'd cover you in the 11 secret herbs and spices and eat you like a 4 piece meal at KFC.

Dino Velvet, the character here, is 69% gimmick. I'd shock you with my ability to be a gentleman and use of my rich White Catholic School Boy manners. I know good from evil but choose to walk the left hand path.

[onmyknees]

You sexy girl! You flrtin' with me? If I was hot but still White would you be interested? You're definitely hot and I'd love to get jiggy in your funhole. I'd cover you in the 11 secret herbs and spices and eat you like a 4 piece meal at KFC.

Dino Velvet, the character here, is 69% gimmick. I'd shock you with my ability to be a gentleman and use of my rich White Catholic School Boy manners. I know good from evil but choose to walk the left hand path.


well we learn something new every day........Dino...you're white?? Damn LMAO

And it took Amber for you to reveal the real Dino. You can never go back to Dino we have come to know....you realize that...right? LMAO
From here on out...we expect stories about nuns and little girls in uniforms and knee socks!

[Dino Velvet]

well we learn something new every day........Dino...you're white?? Damn LMAO

And it took Amber for you to reveal the real Dino. You can never go back to Dino we have come to know....you realize that...right? LMAO
From here on out...we expect stories about nuns and little girls in uniforms and knee socks!

Well, since Amber seduced me and was instumental in blowing a well concealed cover it's only fair for her to be blowing my wiener with no cover.:jerkoff

[onmyknees]

Well, since Amber seduced me and was instumental in blowing a well concealed cover it's only fair for her to be blowing my wiener with no cover.:jerkoff


:Bowdown::Bowdown: Classic comeback, but I expected nothing less. Long Live Dino Velvet !

[Dino Velvet]

:Bowdown::Bowdown: Classic comeback, but I expected nothing less. Long Live Dino Velvet !

I ain't goin' nowhere unless I get banned for dropping the n-bomb (which I totally did:dancing:) 10 minutes ago in another thread.

[amberskyi]

You sexy girl! You flrtin' with me? If I was hot but still White would you be interested? You're definitely hot and I'd love to get jiggy in your funhole. I'd cover you in the 11 secret herbs and spices and eat you like a 4 piece meal at KFC.

Dino Velvet, the character here, is 69% gimmick. I'd shock you with my ability to be a gentleman and use of my rich White Catholic School Boy manners. I know good from evil but choose to walk the left hand path.

i like it. the left hand path?someone knows their occult/esoteric knowledge..lol..;)

[Dino Velvet]

i like it. the left hand path?someone knows their occult/esoteric knowledge..lol..;)

Think of me as the Damien Thorn of the board.

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