The Cheapest Prostitute You've Ever Had That Was Still Good At Being A Prostitute

[Dino Velvet]

OK guys, describe your bargain of the century. This economy sucks and we all need to save a buck. I'm tired of sodomizing the vacuum cleaner and want to sink my teeth into a nice cheap whore. USA Cheapo Skeezos only.

[BellaBellucci]

Fifty dolla make you holla.

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Fifty dolla make you holla.

~BB~

No gas money with you coming from the OC? You must really love wieners, Bella Bellucci.

[Odelay]

My best bargains have been in Colombia. Super nice tee and gee girls that aren't jaded from being right across the Rio Grande. $50 goes a long way there.

[Boardwalkempire]

I have spent 40 pucks on some head before from a tranny.

I dont have sex with them, im not interested in having sex just oral sex that goes both ways

[Dino Velvet]

I have spent 40 pucks on some head before from a tranny.

Nice. I have several China Ladies stashed away in certain parts of the city that I go to for $40 head jobs. I usually go just for oral but if pussy is offered I don't turn it down.

[Ryz]

half a gram of weed for some head. It wasn't even good weed

[Dino Velvet]

half a gram of weed for some head. It wasn't even good weed

Basically $5 worth of weed? You win!

[Infern0]

Free.

Not sure if she was a prostitute but she ticked all the boxes, other than costing money

I should also add that Free was the most i have ever, and will ever pay for sex.

I'll go as high as free, but no higher.

[BLKGSXR]

In the end you pay either way wether Directly for sex or indirectly for sex...I dont mind buying dinner and such but as soon as I get hit up about other things I check em real quick...

[mushrooman2000]

i would get my cock sucked everyday in the hood for $5

[Infern0]

i would get my cock sucked everyday in the hood for $5

There are so many easier ways to make $5 lol

[mushrooman2000]

my wife is a beautiful bbw with the best cock sucking skills i have ever seen. She sucks and swallows me for free, if i wash my cock. She's no girty cock sucker. i cant wait to till she sucks me off again, im addicted

[Jackal]

YouTube - illegal sex act or adult movie? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqnhoiv9hT4&NR=1)

[SirCumsAlot]

Man actually, most of the free ones I ever had were like ten times better than the ones I've paid for! I think it's due to because if you manage to get a ts for free, she's into you for your looks and/or for the pleasure of sex, and not just laying on her back waiting for you to nut off.

[BellaBellucci]

YouTube - illegal sex act or adult movie? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqnhoiv9hT4&NR=1)

I thought this was hysterical when I first saw it. Apparently so did someone else because that was less than a week ago and its on YouTube already! :lol:

~BB~

[ed_jaxon]

I have never paid for sex in my life. I have paid however to exit a sexual situation with no strings whatsoever.

[SirCumsAlot]

I have never paid for sex in my life. I have paid however to exit a sexual situation with no strings whatsoever.

congrads to you and many of thousands of other posters who've "never paid for sex" :Bowdown:

[nosferatus666]

I have to agree: Congats. to all who NEVER PAID for sex, maybe you guys are so cute :fu:
And give me the recepie

[amberskyi]

this thread is so lame

[ed_jaxon]

OK I wasn't going to respond to this but as subtlety is lost on some I feel compelled to.

Its in how you look at it you dopes. Its not so much as one is paying for sex as one is paying for convenience. You get up and walk away and that's it. You always pay whether through dinner and a movie or a divorce.

Now most guys won't post their face pics in their avatar but congrats to Cumsalot for putting his face in his avatar. Fucking dickhead.

and to Nosferatu, as Pacino said in Scent of A Woman....FUCK YOU TOO!

Beyond this I will not be responding. Go back and read my previous posts for my position on girls who choose to escort and those who choose to hang with em.

[SirCumsAlot]

Hhahaha wow get some pussy or some dick or whichever my dear sir! It is not that serious. How you flippin out seems like the only way you get se is from paying. I really can careless if you do or dont pay for sex directly or indirectly. Like I said before, congrads to you and anyone else who, "can get it for free"

As for your

Now most guys won't post their face pics in their avatar but congrats to Cumsalot for putting his face in his avatar. Fucking dickhead.


comment, Really???! Looks who's talking Mr Samuel Jackson! :dead:

I dont and will never post my pics on these forms, but if a tgirl wants to see how I look, I'll show them a pic of me through the phone or email.

Please sir, get some pussy, dick, or jerk off. You'll feel so much better :jerkoff

[CORVETTEDUDE]

That would have to be a filipino girl I stayed with for 10 days while on R&R from Nam. Damn...that's a long fuckin' time ago!!! But, man o man, did that LBFM take great care of me!

[onmyknees]

[QUOTE=SirCumsAlot;891644]Hhahaha wow get some pussy or some dick or whichever my dear sir! It is not that serious. How you flippin out seems like the only way you get se is from paying. I really can careless if you do or dont pay for sex directly or indirectly. Like I said before, congrads to you and anyone else who, "can get it for free"



I think you missed Ed's point on your avatar. Maybe reread it ? LOL

I'm not particularily found of it either to be honest.

[SirCumsAlot]

[QUOTE=SirCumsAlot;891644]Hhahaha wow get some pussy or some dick or whichever my dear sir! It is not that serious. How you flippin out seems like the only way you get se is from paying. I really can careless if you do or dont pay for sex directly or indirectly. Like I said before, congrads to you and anyone else who, "can get it for free"



I think you missed Ed's point on your avatar. Maybe reread it ? LOL

I'm not particularily found of it either to be honest.

Naw I didnt miss his point. He's calling me a dickhead because I have a picture of Dany de Castro dick/dickhead for my pic. One of my top fav tgirls right there!:dancing:

or am im still misunderstanding what he meant :???:

[BLKGSXR]

[quote=onmyknees;891666]

Naw I didnt miss his point. He's calling me a dickhead because I have a picture of Dany de Castro dick/dickhead for my pic. One of my top fav tgirls right there!:dancing:

or am im still misunderstanding what he meant :???:
you completely missed his point he doesnt give a fuck about the photo...Hes not one to ridicule a dude for not showing their faces...Read and interpret whats going on.

[ILuvFetish]

Years ago, on 14 Street in Manhattan you could always get a BJ for 10.00
Many of the girls, would even do you for 5.00 if they really needed the cash.

[SirCumsAlot]

[quote=SirCumsAlot;891674]
you completely missed his point he doesnt give a fuck about the photo...Hes not one to ridicule a dude for not showing their faces...Read and interpret whats going on.

and i really dont care neither at this point :dancing:

[Dino Velvet]

You guys got me beat. I started this thread with the intention of crowing about my $100 Filipino Ladyboy GFE/PSE. Instead of making you jealous, you guys put me to shame.

[russtafa]

Years ago 10 of of these hoods brought a crate of beer and fucked a big fat chick for the beer.

[slingblade]

Fifty dolla make you holla.

~BB~

Make me holla baby love to be deep up in that ass.

[slingblade]

this thread is so lame

your avatar turns me on two hot girls going at it always does it.

[Dino Velvet]

Years ago 10 of of these hoods brought a crate of beer and fucked a big fat chick for the beer.

The first doorman job I had was from a place in Brentwood. There were a number of UCLA Sorority fatties in there that would walk around drinking beer right out of the pitcher. Might as well wear a "Dino Velvet Please Rape Me" button on their shirt.

[LittleGuy]

Don't pay for sex.

[slingblade]

where you at

[Jericho]

half a gram of weed for some head. It wasn't even good weed

But you smoked it anyway to get rid of the taste? :hide-1:

[nottech]

paid nothing monetary and she stay for wonderful three days

[PeePeeLover]

Funny that people are looking down on those who pay for sex. Without us most of the girls on here would still just look like men. Escorts and John's need each other. The convenience of it makes it worth it. If you meet a girl at a club or bar that you are interested in chances are you will spend as much on dating, drinks, food, and hotel rooms before you finally bang her. Plus you have to deal with the aftermath if you dump her right after you bang her. With escorts you can pick and choose who you want without the fear of embarrasment or even rejection, have your fun and they or you leave when finished. No meeting parents, listening to them yap on the phone like you care what they have to say, and no stalking, keyed cars, threatening voicemails, or older brothers looking for you when you are done with them

[perrorojo]

In Costa Rica, I went to a Brothel for locals and paid $8.00 for a nice looking
Nicaraguan girl.

Last week in Mexico a paid a nice looking tranny $10 for a blow job in the back room of a bar. It's kind of a special they offer, in order to try and steal from your pockets.

[Dino Velvet]

Funny that people are looking down on those who pay for sex. Without us most of the girls on here would still just look like men. Escorts and John's need each other. The convenience of it makes it worth it. If you meet a girl at a club or bar that you are interested in chances are you will spend as much on dating, drinks, food, and hotel rooms before you finally bang her. Plus you have to deal with the aftermath if you dump her right after you bang her. With escorts you can pick and choose who you want without the fear of embarrasment or even rejection, have your fun and they or you leave when finished. No meeting parents, listening to them yap on the phone like you care what they have to say, and no stalking, keyed cars, threatening voicemails, or older brothers looking for you when you are done with them

Agreed.

[Dino Velvet]

You guys can have one of my cast offs. She asked me so many personal questions the last time I saw her I almost put a plastic bag over her head and fired her from her hooker job permanently. She's hot in the sack and will practically inhale your liver when she sucks your cock. She tries to charge $150 in her ad but never says shit when you leave $100 on the table.

You're all welcome. Share some cheap funhole/pussy with me now.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/ts-nadiaan-awesome-asian-filipina-ts-massage-323-541-6109-hollywood-27/11099579

[BraveHeartz]

The cheapest I ever had were in Thailand and just lay their like logs. Waste of money.

[tsdvdman]

Salvadore Bahia Brazil..the exchange rate was 4 to 1. A tall, hot, dark, blacker than blue TS streetwalker. Gave her an american 5 dollar bill smoked some weed fucked her all night long.
I think she framed that $5 bill..lol

[Silcc69]

Free well if you count the gas well actually I bought an escort I think a 4 dollar pack of Newports but she was actually pretty cute latina chic that had that friggin gay boi voice though.

[LAKidd]

$12 + a ride home

I told her I didn't that much cash on me.
she was really hot and passable too
outside of free thats the lowest I ever payed =9

[Dino Velvet]

Free is the most expensive price of all when it comes to sex. You always receive a bill or subpoena someday.

[Silcc69]

You guys can have one of my cast offs. She asked me so many personal questions the last time I saw her I almost put a plastic bag over her head and fired her from her hooker job permanently. She's hot in the sack and will practically inhale your liver when she sucks your cock. She tries to charge $150 in her ad but never says shit when you leave $100 on the table.

You're all welcome. Share some cheap funhole/pussy with me now.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/ts-nadiaan-awesome-asian-filipina-ts-massage-323-541-6109-hollywood-27/11099579

What does she look like? I wonder did tjinla2001 have his way with her?

[Dino Velvet]

What does she look like? I wonder did tjinla2001 have his way with her?

She looks too much like a girl for him and has boobs. She washes her face and doesn't turn into a Mexican boy either so he'd be appalled.

[Silcc69]

She looks too much like a girl for him and has boobs. She washes her face and doesn't turn into a Mexican boy either so he'd be appalled.

Well in his defense, he did say that Filipina chics have the best tasting cum.

[Dino Velvet]

Well in his defense, he did say that Filipina chics have the best tasting cum.

I wouldn't know but mine gave her Acid Reflux big time. Love them jalapeno peppers.

[MichelleTGirl]

Free.

Not sure if she was a prostitute but she ticked all the boxes, other than costing money

I should also add that Free was the most i have ever, and will ever pay for sex.

I'll go as high as free, but no higher.

That sounds more like she was into you. :)

EDIT: Just realised that I'm reading the thread backwards and replied to an old comment.

[needsum]

I wouldn't know but mine gave her Acid Reflux big time. Love them jalapeno peppers.


Hahahahahaha damnit I have to stop reading this forum at work. Dino keeps cracking me up and I'm gonna get caught from laughing out loud too much!!

[Dino Velvet]

Whoopsie bump <woops>

[ImmerGeil]

It's been a few years ago.I looked in my local newspaper and saw an anouncement of a brothel. Nice flatrate fucking.5 hours for 60 euro.As I arrived i had the pleasure with one hot blonde german milf and one young russian wit red hair.It was a hot summer day and I had the luck to be the only guest. They were genetic girls.


Now in Germany there are many cheap gangbang parties with 8-15 girls mostly romanian and bulgarian girls who offers everything without condom.Including anal/creampies,swallowing,but this is too risky for me when you consider that many girls do these parties every week besides their permissive solo service.

Cheapest transsexual i fucked was a special price of 300 euro for four hours.She moved to Thailand and since then i haven't saw her.

[Dino Velvet]

It's been a few years ago.I looked in my local newspaper and saw an anouncement of a brothel. Nice flatrate fucking.5 hours for 60 euro.As I arrived i had the pleasure with one hot blonde german milf and one young russian wit red hair.It was a hot summer day and I had the luck to be the only guest. They were genetic girls.


Now in Germany there are many cheap gangbang parties with 8-15 girls mostly romanian and bulgarian girls who offers everything without condom.Including anal/creampies,swallowing,but this is too risky for me when you consider that many girls do these parties every week besides their permissive solo service.

Cheapest transsexual i fucked was a special price of 300 euro for four hours.She moved to Thailand and since then i haven't saw her.

Germany must be a fun scene. I wish it were legal here too. Some freedom, huh?

[ImmerGeil]

Legal prostition is nice but the problem of these permissive prostitutes is the risk of getting STD's.

In the era before Aids many hookers fucked without condom.

Until 2001 legal working prostitutes were forced to make a test for STD's at a doctor.

It's called Bockschein and this practice is still used in Austria.

[mushrooman2000]

what could be an easier way to make $5? If your good at your slob-job you could be spitting a big wad like a rodeo cowboy chewing on a jawfull of chaw. I'd always proposition the beauties by using a chewing tobacco name for my penis. I'd say somthing like "My good friend Levi Garret will pay you $5 to rent your mouth for 5min. or I'll donate $5 to your drug rehab if you make this Beachnut Nut"
A 60yr old toothless pro came up to me and told me that I wouldn't even need a mcDonalds napkin if I contracted her Baldmouth abatement LLC to perform hazardous waste remediation. she said "grab my cumdumpster by the ears dump your load and no waste makes it into the environment not even a drop.

[mushrooman2000]

what could be an easier way to make $5? If your good at your slob-job you could be spitting a big wad like a rodeo cowboy chewing on a jawfull of chaw. I'd always proposition the beauties by using a chewing tobacco name for my penis. I'd say somthing like "My good friend Levi Garret will pay you $5 to rent your mouth for 5min. or I'll donate $5 to your drug rehab if you make this Beachnut Nut"
A 60yr old toothless pro came up to me and told me that I wouldn't even need a mcDonalds napkin if I contracted her Baldmouth abatement LLC to perform hazardous waste remediation. she said "grab my cumdumpster by the ears dump your load and no waste makes it into the environment not even a drop.

[RallyCola]

technically she wasn't a pro, but i banged a chick in college because 2x because i gave her the last $50 she needed her spring break trip her parents were not going to pay for. she said she as $50 short...i pulled the line from caddyshack that ty webb says..."Have you ever seen a nice crisp $50 bill" as I jokingly unzipped my fly and well, either she wanted to fuck me anyway or she thought i was serious because a ok bj turned into a decent night. i actually didn't pay her right there...but 2 days later she called and asked me if i really was going to "lend" her the $50. i did, she went and when she came back, we got together again and it was ok...it wasn't great sex and we just remained friends after that and never brought up the $50...so i guess technically, i paid her $25 for each fuck