How Many Of You Gals Are Good In The Kitchen?

[Dino Velvet]

Any of you pretty ladies like to cook? Love a gal who knows her way around the kitchen.

[BellaBellucci]

I'm a better baker than a cook. I love to get fat on brownies and cookies! :)

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

I'm a better baker than a cook. I love to get fat on brownies and cookies! :)

~BB~

Hey, did you say you make pot brownies? I see a little Domestic Diva in you.

[youshouldtrythislol]

A woman who can bake is great :)

[Dino Velvet]

Bella's one of those Eye-Talian characters so I bet she's pretty good. Bet she has an interesting recipe for Alfredo Sauce.:jerkoff

[BellaBellucci]

Bet she has an interesting recipe for Alfredo Sauce.:jerkoff

I'll bet you have an interesting recipe for brown marinara. :dancing:

~BB~

[hippifried]

I'll bet you have an interesting recipe for brown marinara. :dancing:

~BB~
...& we knew it would have to come back around to that, being a Dino thread & all...

[BellaBellucci]

...& we knew it would have to come back around to that, being a Dino thread & all...

I'm an enabler. So what? :lol:

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

I'll bet you have an interesting recipe for brown marinara. :dancing:

~BB~

I make a mean mole' sauce too. I can even spit up some corn as a side dish.

Hey Bella, word on the street is you make a hot and steamy beanhole pie. Lemme have a piece,:jerkoff

[sunairco]

I'm a better baker than a cook. I love to get fat on brownies and cookies! :)

~BB~

Would that be anything like trans-fats? I hear they're not very good for you.

[lisaparadise]

I am actually one of the great cooks i got it from my mom who raised 10 kids and she was the greatest of them all.my mashed potatoes are amazing and my meatloaf,stew soups and cabbage rolls ill blow any pro cook away.

[BellaBellucci]

I am actually one of the great cooks i got it from my mom who raised 10 kids and she was the greatest of them all.my mashed potatoes are amazing and my meatloaf,stew soups and cabbage rolls ill blow any pro cook away.

That's really all I saw in this statement. Hey, I'll talk to you later though. I need to go enroll in culinary school right now. :dancing:

~BB~

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I am actually one of the great cooks i got it from my mom who raised 10 kids and she was the greatest of them all.my mashed potatoes are amazing and my meatloaf,stew soups and cabbage rolls ill blow any pro cook away.

Would you please marry me or, at least live with me 'til I die!!!!????:praying:

[Dino Velvet]

ill blow any cook.

Lisa, look for me standing in front of your house wearing nothing but a chef''s hat.

[Star Angel 86]

I am actually one of the great cooks i got it from my mom who raised 10 kids and she was the greatest of them all.my mashed potatoes are amazing and my meatloaf,stew soups and cabbage rolls ill blow any pro cook away.

Crossing the border purchasing my case of Moosehead to wash this fine chow down with.:mrgreen:8):cheers:

[lisaparadise]

Would you please marry me or, at least live with me 'til I die!!!!????:praying:that all depends on what year your corvette is lol

[lisaparadise]

That's really all I saw in this statement. Hey, I'll talk to you later though. I need to go enroll in culinary school right now. :dancing:

~BB~you bad i didnt even see that lol :Bowdown:

[lisaparadise]

Lisa, look for me standing in front of your house wearing nothing but a chef''s hat.now thats hot

[lisaparadise]

Crossing the border purchasing my case of Moosehead to wash this fine chow down with.:mrgreen:8):cheers:dont forget Wayne Gretzky wine damn it,this is Brantford

[onmyknees]

Dino....I had this great visual...

You and me hangin' at your place, and BB and Lisa in the kitchen cookin' us guys up some Chicken Pot Pie, and otherwise "serving" us as we watch the game !! LMAO :dancing:

[GroobyKrissy]

I rarely have the time but I know my way around a wok pretty well and can make some pretty tasty pho that I would put up against any restaurant... at least in the pdx area.

[LittleGuy]

I doubt any ladies on here know how to cook

[CORVETTEDUDE]

that all depends on what year your corvette is lol


This, Dear Lady, is the 2003 Corvette I would be strapping you on with. Will it work? :praying::praying:

[amberskyi]

I doubt any ladies on here know how to cook

i make a hell of a breakfast

[AlwaysAda]

I get way too frustrated easily to try and cook... I need "help" doing everything.. even then I get over it..

[iamdrgonzo]

i make a hell of a breakfast

I like french toast with real maple syrup, eggs over easy, crispy bacon, extra-strong coffee and fresh squeezed OJ.

I'll buy you cook.

[AngelinaTorres]

I love to cook. My specialties are Pasta with Chicken onion, red, green & yellow peppers, mushrooms and cream, Paella of course, Beer Chicken, chocolate cake coated with jam.... I could spent hours in the kitchen i really enjoy that!
Shame of whoever doesn't eat my starter! horse salad or frog legs you won't be invited again lol

[irongoddess]

Being italian,i am a great cook but my diet is pretty tasteless 95% of the time!
but that`s fine with me,i don`t eat for taste,i eat to fuel my body:)
one of my quote is'' if you eat chicken you will look lean like a chicken,if you eat...''ok i`ll stop there lol

[Dino Velvet]

I love to cook. My specialties are Pasta with Chicken onion, red, green & yellow peppers, mushrooms and cream, Paella of course, Beer Chicken, chocolate cake coated with jam.... I could spent hours in the kitchen i really enjoy that!
Shame of whoever doesn't eat my starter! horse salad or frog legs you won't be invited again lol

I like French Food as long as I can get a double portion. We don't eat horses in America but I'll try the frog legs. As long as there's some hot, steamy butt sex at the end of the night, I might even eat British Food.

[Odelay]

i make a hell of a breakfast

I bet you do!

[irongoddess]

my breaksfast is always ten egg whites(i only leave one yolk)and porridge oats and green tea!
i love it!

[CORVETTEDUDE]

my breaksfast is always ten egg whites(i only leave one yolk)and porridge oats and green tea!
i love it!

I want you for breakfast, then I'll have all the nutrients I need!!!:dancing:

[Dino Velvet]

my breaksfast is always ten egg whites(i only leave one yolk)and porridge oats and green tea!
i love it!

I have to be careful loading up on too much egg and dairy products on squat day. I've lost a few gym buddies over the years. They're not dead but they don't like me anymore.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I have to be careful loading up on too much egg and dairy products on squat day. I've lost a few gym buddies over the years. They're not dead but they don't like me anymore.

Leave it to you....that's frickin' hilarious!!!:party:

[amberskyi]

I like french toast with real maple syrup, eggs over easy, crispy bacon, extra-strong coffee and fresh squeezed OJ.

I'll buy you cook.

i only cook for guys who had put in work the night before ;)

[CORVETTEDUDE]

i only cook for guys who had put in work the night before ;)


DEAL!!!!!:dancing::dancing::dancing:

[amberskyi]

I bet you do!
....wanna find out ;) lol

[iamdrgonzo]

i only cook for guys who had put in work the night before ;)

Have tongue will travel :tongue:

[AngelinaTorres]

I like French Food as long as I can get a double portion. We don't eat horses in America but I'll try the frog legs. As long as there's some hot, steamy butt sex at the end of the night, I might even eat British Food.

British food is awful.
What's the point of cooking for someone and don't have sex at the end of the night

[Dino Velvet]

i only cook for guys who had put in work the night before ;)

I'll work on that funhole of yours like a team of Germans putting together a Mercedes. Your turds will be so flat it'll look like you're squeezing out blood pudding the next morning.

http://www.phlebotomist.net/organization_files/1032/Blood_Pudding.jpg

[lisaparadise]

this, dear lady, is the 2003 corvette i would be strapping you on with. Will it work? :praying::praying:yes yes yes yes lol

[russtafa]

my girl is a great cook

[Dino Velvet]

British food is awful.
What's the point of cooking for someone and don't have sex at the end of the night

You're my kinda gal. When you ring the dinner bell I'll be pitching a tent in my trousers.

Your post reminds me of this film.

[onmyknees]

I'll work on that funhole of yours like a team of Germans putting together a Mercedes. Your turds will be so flat it'll look like you're squeezing out blood pudding the next morning.

http://www.phlebotomist.net/organization_files/1032/Blood_Pudding.jpg



:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[Dino Velvet]

:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

She'd forgive me for being a no good honkey if I could make her turds look like that.

[amberskyi]

She'd forgive me for being a no good honkey if I could make her turds look like that.

lmao.i douche so no turds lol

[Dino Velvet]

lmao.i douche so no turds lol

Hold the door! No turds? When was the last time you pinched off a loaf, sexy lady?

Also, when's that dirty movie of your's comin' out. I need to know so I can go to the Walgreen's and buy some Vaseline.:jerkoff

[amberskyi]

Hold the door! No turds? When was the last time you pinched off a loaf, sexy lady?

Also, when's that dirty movie of your's comin' out. I need to know so I can go to the Walgreen's and buy some Vaseline.:jerkoff

of course i do..lol..i just douche before sex

[Dino Velvet]

of course i do..lol..i just douche before sex

Good. Life would be hectic if you didn't have a place of peace and tranquility to go make a number two and maybe squeeze in a game of Tetris and a quick jerk. I'm a big eater and a healthy boy so I'm good for about 4 full trips a day.

[KittyFallon]

I can cook a pretty mean Irish potato stew using Ma Fallon's secret recipe. Apart from that I'm a big fan of mexican food. Oh, and I also know how to prepare Sushi ^_^