At What Age Did You Realize Your Butt Couldn't Digest Corn Properly?

[Dino Velvet]

I was probably around 12. I looked at my work and noticed a bunch of yellow bits floating on top of the water. I then remember I ate a hearty portion of creamed corn for dinner. This new discovery was a joyous one and I remember telling everyone at school about it the next day.

Now at BBQs, when I've had my fill of all the delicious food, I'll politely excuse myself standing up and informing the table that, "The corn is ready to ride the rocket!"

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[mikelpo]

You never cease to amaze us dino!

[losemybreath]

CORRECTION your butt does not digest corn and/or food. your stomach, and small intestine do the digesting.

[hippifried]

Isn't that why they call it a "cornhole"?

[Jackal]

26 yo

[Dino Velvet]

CORRECTION your butt does not digest corn and/or food. your stomach, and small intestine do the digesting.

Oh... well that explains everything. If my butt did the digesting I'm sure it would do a much better job. That small intestine is such a jerk.