Playing The Piano Is For Queers!!!

[Dino Velvet]

Liberace... Elton John... Billy Joel. The list goes on and on. If you think about it it all makes sense. Place your hands out in front of you. OK. Now start tickling the ivories. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Now, don't stop what your doing but turn your hands upside down. Look at yourself. Your basically tickling someone's balls now. Having your kid learn the piano is preparing him for a lifetime of handling, kissing, and sitting on wieners.

[nonnonnon]

what's the straightest instrument? nothing phallic!

[Dino Velvet]

what's the straightest instrument? nothing phallic!

An Electric Guitar especially if you're crankin' out some Sabbath.:rock2

http://www.guitarmasterclass.net/wiki/images/7/73/Iommi.jpg

[hippifried]

So, stroking that long hard neck is just so damn butch.

I hear Jerry Lee Lewis is putting a hit out on you, Dino.

[traLika]

Haha!

I met Joe Zawinul once. He had a handshake like Robocop. A real macho dude when he was in Weather Report. Definitely not a queer...

[phobun]

what's the straightest instrument? nothing phallic!


The skin flute.

[Quiet Reflections]

Do you actually think Billy Joel is Gay?

[runrundingoboy]

Do you actually think Billy Joel is Gay?

That was my first thought as well. Alcoholic? Hell yeah. But the man spent over a decade banging Christie Brinkley & has a kid to show for it. Never mind his past marriages.

[leckery]

what's the straightest instrument? nothing phallic!

Obviously not the flute and picollo is even more gay. Ever go to a shot and a beer bar sit down next someone and tell 'em you play the picollo? Don't. It won't go over very well

[Dino Velvet]

So, stroking that long hard neck is just so damn butch.

Yeah but a neck is not a cock.

[MdR Dave]

For every "piano band" that blows- Ben Folds Five, please report to the stage- there is one that rocks (for evidence check Spoon's 2007 Tallahassee show at the Moon on archive.org. "Beast and Dragon Adored" and "Fitted Shirt" are aces. )

I saw Billy Joel in concert once, when I was back east. He closed the show with "Piano Man" and said "Thank you, New Jersey. Good night. No homo!"

A class act.

[Cyclops]

So,are you saying Paul & John are(were) both gay?

[MdR Dave]

In an early interview Paul said he'd be gay if he met a guy with a co*k the size of a woman's thigh.

I forget where I read that.

[dc_guy_75]

Phallic? Kenny G?

[Helvis2012]

Here it is......

[Willie Escalade]

Herbie Hancock is NOT gay...last name not withstanding...