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PomonaCA
02-01-2011, 05:05 AM
I need to address this question to only the intelligent individuals of this message board.

Intelligent individuals, I am consider sueing Purex. You see, a week ago I bought from the store this bottle of fabric softener. I was wanting to only deal with a serious quantity of some very quality fabric softener. Sirs, I was wanting only natural containings of very quality fabric softener.

Sirs, please see this next url for seeing samples of very quality fabric softeners of which I paid $4 USD. http://www.purex.com/products/softeners/ultra#lavender-cotton

http://www.purex.com/wp-content/themes/purexV2/images/products/softeners_ultra_lavender_cotton.jpg

Sirs, this quality fabric softeners is of contain "Sweet Lavenders and Cotton". I kindly see that Purex Fabric Softeners is of contain NOT real lavenders and NOT real cotton.

Sirs, this breach of claims of label container is cause me to sue perhaps. Sirs, I am simple man. I have powers not think on complicate matters as such and will kindly desire government protect of me. Sirs, I kindly suggest make law to protect us all from company.

Sirs, also make law for Taco Bell beef and Orange Crush. I make my cup have Orange Crush and drink..... Sirs, Orange Crush contain NOT real orange and NOT crushed orange. Very disappoint and need laws. I think contain real orange.

Silcc69
02-01-2011, 05:12 AM
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PomonaCA
02-01-2011, 05:14 AM
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Yeah! Oh crap, I replied and broke the rule.

spankrod
02-01-2011, 10:43 AM
Pomona, I wholeheartedly-agree with you. In fact, I felt exactly the same way, the first time I heard "Orange Crush" by R.E.M. and was not actually served an orange crush.

CORVETTEDUDE
02-01-2011, 04:29 PM
Don't sue them!!!! Just blow the motherfuckers up....That'll teach 'em not to mess with you!!!:frustrated:claps

FREEFALLL666
02-01-2011, 05:06 PM
Pomona, I wholeheartedly-agree with you. In fact, I felt exactly the same way, the first time I heard "Orange Crush" by R.E.M. and was not actually served an orange crush.
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