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PomonaCA
01-28-2011, 08:02 AM
You were holding hands and I'll never be the same.

So I was like

YouTube - Oran "Juice" Jones - The Rain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dZW1C3neao)

Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here
(Walking in the rain)
Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you
Listen first things first let me hang up the coat
(You were holding hands and I'll)
Yeah how was your day today
Did you miss me
(Never be the same)
You did? Yeah? I missed you too
I missed you so much I followed you today
(I saw you)
That's right now close your mouth
'Cause you cold busted
(Walking in the rain)
Now just sit down here, sit down here
I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do
(You were holding hands and I'll)
You know my first impulse was to run up on you
And do a Rambo
(Never be the same)
I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you
But I didn't wanna mess up this thirt-seven hundred dollar lynx coat
So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled
I called up the bank and took out every dime.
Than I cancelled all your credit cards...
I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you!
Don't go lookin' in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is
packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you
thinking?
You don't mess with the Juice!
I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags.
I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce!
But now I can't give you nothing but advice.
Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young.
And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days . . .
Until then, you know what you gotta do?
You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing,
hush puppy-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. Cause you
dismissed!
That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know
that. You without me is like corn flakes without the milk! This is my
world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta
here. Scat!
Don't touch that coat...

yodajazz
01-28-2011, 02:32 PM
Sorry, I'm too young to remember this one. Or did you really see our friend, walking in the rain?

rockabilly
01-28-2011, 02:44 PM
We're tears falling?

Did she feel the pain and wishing you we're there w/ her?

Willie Escalade
01-28-2011, 10:46 PM
I always loved that song...but reading the end part seriously got me laughing!

Star Angel 86
01-28-2011, 11:15 PM
In the early 90's I worked at a Los Angeles strip club located near LAX Airport and there wouldn't be day that would go by where I didn't hear this song.Well anyway me and this M8 of mine would burst out into to laughter everytime that part about Hush Puppies would get mentioned,after all that was an employee that would actually wore Hush Puppies.

For the record Oran " Juice " Jones has a song on the 1987 soundtrack Less Than Zero called How To Love Again.Personally I prefer Slayer's cover of Iron Butterfly's In A Godda Vita as well as Glen Danzig singing the title song Less Than Zero.