I had a dream last night...

[bridgetbbyxo]

It seemed so real.
I dreamnt i had a vagina, was getting fucked then i started squirting while getting fucked , not like squirting pee , but but like squirting clear cum, best way to describe it was precum, it was kinda weird bc i don't cum anymore due to my strong hormone regimine...but yea having my vagina in my dream felt right...

I wish i was post op :(

[rockabilly]

... Not sure what to say ... Congrats?

[kukm4]

Reg type squirt or was it a Cytherea type squirt. :D
http://www.pfbclan.com/aegeus/pron/CythereaSquirt.gif

[Silcc69]

So I guess you don;t have a functional tool anymore eh Bridget?

[FreddieGomez]

:dancing:

[amberskyi]

So I guess you don;t have a functional tool anymore eh Bridget?

not being able to ejaculate doesnt mean shes not functional.

[Silcc69]

not being able to ejaculate doesnt mean shes not functional.

Yeah but the cockhounds want a FULLY functional unit that can spew gobs of thick, white, jizz. :)

[amberskyi]

Yeah but the cockhounds want a FULLY functional unit that can spew gobs of thick, white, jizz. :)

thats so homo lol

[FreddieGomez]

thats so homo lol

:dancing:

[renoned]

Bridget that's an awesome dream. I wish I was a magician (or a surgeon) to make that dream happen. But I know you'll get there, you do seem like that kind of girl. Just keep dreaming the dream.:)

[FreddieGomez]

only if man made pussy looked appealing.....

[bridgetbbyxo]

So I guess you don;t have a functional tool anymore eh Bridget?

lol im partially functionally... but mostly non functional


only if man made pussy looked appealing.....

its a hit or miss i think .. but i think some are very good looking.. like danielle foxx... although id opt for little labia's

[phobun]

Yeah but the cockhounds want a FULLY functional unit that can spew gobs of thick, white, jizz. :)


Don't call them cockhounds. They are men who love women, who just happen to have cocks that spew gobs and gobs of thick, white jizz.

They love beautiful women. Who have cocks. But the cock is is not why they love them. Nor is it the gobs of thick, white jizz, yummy as it is. Most important is the hyperfeminity which means they really like women. Who have cocks. That spew loads.

[phobun]

only if man made pussy looked appealing.....


Funny that you choose to say "man made"
One of the most popular SRS surgeons in the US is a woman.
But, for you, it's all about the man and what he can do for you.

[nonnonnon]

Don't call them cockhounds. They are men who love women, who just happen to have cocks that spew gobs and gobs of thick, white jizz.

They love beautiful women. Who have cocks. But the cock is is not why they love them. Nor is it the gobs of thick, white jizz, yummy as it is. Most important is the hyperfeminity which means they really like women. Who have cocks. That spew loads.

excuse me, sir. they're femcocks. or oversize clits

[phobun]

excuse me, sir. they're femcocks. or oversize clits


Who is the girl in your avatar? Does she have a coochie?

[rockabilly]

Who is the girl in your avatar? Does she have a coochie?

http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/animated/shemale.gif

does that answer your question Phobun?

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/103-224-shemale.gif

[Silcc69]

excuse me, sir. they're femcocks. or oversize clits

Or pussysticks or candysticks or any other dumbass nickname for a dick.

[peggygee]

Funny that you choose to say "man made"
One of the most popular SRS surgeons in the US is a woman....



Dr. Christine McGill (http://www.drchristinemcginn.com/)

http://theipowa.org/sites/default/files/images/DrMcGinn%20_EditedSmall.jpg

or

Dr. Marci L. Bowers (http://www.marcibowers.com/)

http://thehostess.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/bowers.jpg

[fred41]

Who is the girl in your avatar? Does she have a coochie?

I beg you...please stop using the word "coochie". Please ?!

[RubyTS]

ive been having a lot of pregnancy dreams

[rockabilly]

I beg you...please stop using the word "coochie". Please ?!

Guys only into girls cocks are "cockhounds" but what if they're all about tha coochie?

*Eureka!*

I got it ... from hence forth on HA any coochie lover is dubbed a .... wait for it .... "Coochpooch".

[fred41]

It's a pussy.
If you're a doctor or a teacher, it's a vagina.
Women have tons of pet names for their vagina's...
but men should only use "pussy" (cunt will get you killed...lol)
That's the law.


Okay maybe "snatch" is okay (forgot about that one).

[peggygee]

It's a pussy.
If you're a doctor or a teacher, it's a vagina.
Women have tons of pet names for their vagina's...
but men should only use "pussy" (cunt will get you killed...lol)
That's the law.


Okay maybe "snatch" is okay (forgot about that one).


YouTube - Slang Names for Penis and Vagina (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCNQYWq2v0A)

[rockabilly]

It's a pussy.
If you're a doctor or a teacher, it's a vagina.
Women have tons of pet names for their vagina's...
but men should only use "pussy" (cunt will get you killed...lol)
That's the law.


Okay maybe "snatch" is okay (forgot about that one).

How bout "Ham Wallet" , "Gut Locker" , "Oyster Ditch" , "Pudding Hatch" , "Squish Mitten" , "Yippee Bog" , "Fiddle Cove" , "Bitch Wrinkle" oh and "Bush"?

[phobun]

does that answer your question Phobun?




Well that's unfortunate.

She should get that tumor/growth taken care of.

[phobun]

It's a pussy.
If you're a doctor or a teacher, it's a vagina.
Women have tons of pet names for their vagina's...
but men should only use "pussy" (cunt will get you killed...lol)
That's the law.


Okay maybe "snatch" is okay (forgot about that one).


What's wrong with coochie? How about honey pot?

[phobun]

Guys only into girls cocks are "cockhounds" but what if they're all about tha coochie?

*Eureka!*

I got it ... from hence forth on HA any coochie lover is dubbed a .... wait for it .... "Coochpooch".


LOL. Dude, you have a fine wit.

[rockabilly]

Or the classic "Muff" , in merry old England they call it a "Fanny".

[phobun]

Or pussysticks or candysticks or any other dumbass nickname for a dick.


Euphemisms for your feminine gism.

[phobun]

Or the classic "Muff" , in merry old England they call it a "Fanny".


Love muff. But muff only applies if the hair hasn't been shaved or waxed away.

[rockabilly]

Well ... that makes it a "Buff Muff".

I prefer a clean workspace , some would say i'm anal about it.

I brazilian wax poetic so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush.

[phobun]

It seemed so real.
I dreamnt i had a vagina, was getting fucked then i started squirting while getting fucked , not like squirting pee , but but like squirting clear cum, best way to describe it was precum, it was kinda weird bc i don't cum anymore due to my strong hormone regimine...but yea having my vagina in my dream felt right...

I wish i was post op :(

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Love it when you're eating a girl and you start to feel her muscles tighten on your finger in her honeypot and her legs are tensing and trembling and then she has an orgasm. I've felt the squirt on my upper lip.

[kukm4]

YouTube - naked-gun-nice-beaver (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhyCL-ELRxg)

[phobun]

Well ... that makes it a "Buff Muff".


Buff if she's been working those muscles... some girls could pop a bottlecap if they tried hard enough.

[rockabilly]

A "Tramp w/ a Clamp" ?

A "Wench w/ a Clench".

[rockabilly]

Or the mythic "Vagina Dentata" .

[bridgetbbyxo]

Or the mythic "Vagina Dentata" .

i used to think pussys had teeth rofll!!!

[BLKGSXR]

i used to think pussys had teeth rofll!!!
Yeah someones been watching too many science fiction movies.

[alyssaluxor]

It seemed so real.
I dreamnt i had a vagina, was getting fucked then i started squirting while getting fucked , not like squirting pee , but but like squirting clear cum, best way to describe it was precum, it was kinda weird bc i don't cum anymore due to my strong hormone regimine...but yea having my vagina in my dream felt right...

I wish i was post op :(

this kind of thing happened to me a couple of times before when i was still in the CORRECT amount of hormones.

very nice experience its like wet dreams for me uhmmm!

[rockabilly]

i used to think pussys had teeth rofll!!!

...Hmmmmmm...

[Helvis2012]

Dig it....

[phobun]

Dig it....


I prefer to eat it.