The "Training Day" Defense

[Dino Velvet]

There's this great story in the movie Training Day that made me think of something I might try in court if I had no other possible defense. The morning of the day you take the stand, pack your shorts with peanut butter. If you find yourself crumbling to the cross examination, stick both hands in the back of your pants and then start licking the peanut butter off your fingers. The judge will pity you thinking it's shit and you're sick and belong in a hospital instead of a prison letting you get off with Insanity.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

You Dino....You could definitely pull that off!!!

[MdR Dave]

Uncle Junior did it in "The Sopranos" - they may have name checked the movie, I can't remember- but even from a fictional character, and in on the "joke", it was hard to watch.

I'd rather blindly open three or four of your "best" pics than see that again!