if you could be any animal/creature what would you be

[LibertyHarkness]

hi fuckers x

so i am writing up a study on peoples mental behaviour and i need to find out information from all of your brains ... now the simple way i usually i do this is to eat someones brain and gain their knowledge to answer my questions ..

alas i cant do that this time .. so my question is if you could be any animal/creature (whale/dog/zombie/fish etc ) what would you be and why.

i will start.. myself i would be a Bull Shark .. simply as i can roam around the sea/rivers etc and just eat fucking everyhing insight i wish with no real fear from anything else .... and it sounds a great life sharks have it easy .. immune to cancer and most diseseases known to man ...

so start rolling ..

[bridgetbbyxo]

If I "could" i wouldn't . why would i want to change my self into a inferior species

[Jericho]

Weasel, possibly, a cock weasel! :shrug

[dderek123]

a trouser snake

[LibertyHarkness]

boom boom

[audifan]

My cat. He has a wonderful life.

[LibertyHarkness]

being a vampire or werewolf would be neat as well .. they are superior to humans ..strenght, immortality, no fear get in ...

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I would want to be the fucker that thought all this shit up!!! Can you imagine the imagination. I mean, come on, a Duck Billed Platypus??? Mastadon, Anteater, the shark (what a fuckin' design that is). Then there are sheep (Look out, there's a cowboy eyeballin' your ass!), cows, chickens (almost everything "Tastes Like Chicken" when you cook it. Dicks, and places to stick 'em...what an idea that was!!!

[audifan]

being a vampire or werewolf would be neat as well .. they are superior to humans ..strenght, immortality, no fear get in ...


But with some handicaps, e.g. serious allergies to full moons, ultra violet, silver etc.

Maybe easier to just be a witch?

[south ov da border]

A grizzly bear. Big and bad and gets to sleep alot...

[Caff_Racer]

I'd want to be one of the Queen's Corgis, because they're fat, well-fed little fucks, they do sod-all, and - above all - they have the privilege of crapping on the lawn at Buckingham Palace!

[LibertyHarkness]

haha nice i see your logic there .. good plan ...

a sloth would be cool, just lazing about all day ... pick your ass and get fed

[rockabilly]

But with some handicaps, e.g. serious allergies to full moons, ultra violet, silver etc.

Maybe easier to just be a witch?



I'd go Vampire. :shrug


But in the animal kindom i'd be a ... cat probably.

[Caff_Racer]

Otherwise, I wouldn't mind being a koala. Everybody finds them sweet and wants to cuddle them. Would make a pleasant change from my present state of affairs! :lol:

[LibertyHarkness]

i asked my dad, hje said he would like to be a giant arshole so he can shit all over everyone without reprisals lol

man i love my dad

[seanbeag7]

With a answer like that, i love your dad for his sence of humour, Me i like to be a posionous spider cause nobody fucks with that. :whistle:

[bte]

A dinosaur, for obvious reasons.

[LibertyHarkness]

spiderpig :)

[Caff_Racer]

i asked my dad, hje said he would like to be a giant arshole so he can shit all over everyone without reprisals lol

man i love my dad


That's my kind of bloke! Top marks to your dad, Libby, & I raise my pint to him! :cheers:

[CORVETTEDUDE]

i asked my dad, hje said he would like to be a giant arshole so he can shit all over everyone without reprisals lol

man i love my dad

I believe you Dad to be on the right track. Of course, he may have to fight Dino Velvet for it!!!

[GrimFusion]

I think humans are animals, so I'd be human. :shrug

[TSVeronica]

Dolphin:)

[onmyknees]

hi fuckers x

so i am writing up a study on peoples mental behaviour and i need to find out information from all of your brains ... now the simple way i usually i do this is to eat someones brain and gain their knowledge to answer my questions ..

alas i cant do that this time .. so my question is if you could be any animal/creature (whale/dog/zombie/fish etc ) what would you be and why.

i will start.. myself i would be a Bull Shark .. simply as i can roam around the sea/rivers etc and just eat fucking everyhing insight i wish with no real fear from anything else .... and it sounds a great life sharks have it easy .. immune to cancer and most diseseases known to man ...

so start rolling ..

Yea but a Bull Shark "tucks" LMAO..

I'd love to be a McCaw. They are one of the few animals that have no
hierarchy and will not be dominated . They hang out in trees eating fruits and veggies and preening themselves in the tropical sun, they talk shit, and get to check out all those hot indigenous girls running around naked !

LOL

[LibertyHarkness]

hah i like mcCaws as a bullshark i would eat them up :) yum yum

[onmyknees]

hah i like mcCaws as a bullshark i would eat them up :) yum yum

Eat Me UP ( and down ) LMAO xoxoxo

I don't think bull sharks have weiners :)...but I did see Nat Geo once where a bull shark was fertilizing all those eggs !!!!!! LMAO

[lovesall]

A Slow Loris
Why, looks cute but it is both venomous and poisonous! This unique primate has specialized glands on its inner elbows that secretes a toxin which the Slow Loris uses to both protect and attack. The Slow Loris uses this toxin by smearing it over its young to protect them from predators and will also suck the toxin up into its mouth to provide it with a very vicious bite. Try to mess with me now....

[BigDF]

A big ole bear, of course.:)