Golden Showers... Always wanted to but need advice

[flyboy]

Ok.... this is embarrassing but:

I've always wanted to try Golden Shower thing as it sounds very erotic to me. For me, up to this point, the most erotic thing I've done was swallowing a big load from my favorite TS a number of years ago. Wow... that really got me going.

Anyways, I'm actually not quite sure how best to do this or if any, some, most or all Tgirls like doing it or not.

I presume doing this on the bed is not a good idea so does one partake of this event in the bathtub or shower usually? Is it a shower all over your body or generally just somewhere below the neck or.....???? I suppose its whatever you want it to be.

I'm a student here so I'm looking for "instruction" on this.

F

[Dino Velvet]

I think as long as you hit the general target, there's no wrong way to do a Golden Shower. Next time you do it feed your TS a pound of asparagus an hour prior to the event.

[NYTSJulie]

I only did it with one person, with my ex we used to pee on eachother in the shower, I did it to him as a joke and it turned into something hot over time. Nothing in the face, more just peeing on eachothers cock. I have given several of them to clients, I used to see a guy who was a top guy with the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, I would piss a hole load in his mouth he drank every bit and he didnt drip a drop lol.

[Dino Velvet]

I only did it with one person, with my ex we used to pee on eachother in the shower, I did it to him as a joke and it turned into something hot over time. Nothing in the face, more just peeing on eachothers cock. I have given several of them to clients, I used to see a guy who was a top guy with the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, I would piss a hole load in his mouth he drank every bit and he didnt drip a drop lol.

I rather enjoy finding a lady in the shower, open the door, fart, close door quickly, and watch her shrivel up like a snail as she perishes from the foul odor.

[NYTSJulie]

I rather enjoy finding a lady in the shower, open the door, fart, close door quickly, and watch her shrivel up like a snail as she perishes from the foul odor.

that is gross, i will pass on that one

[Dino Velvet]

I'm the McGuyver of Farts. This is a gag I've pulled on roommates several times. First step is get an envelope. Write his/her name and address on it. Open the envelope up wide and fart in it. Quickly close the envelope. Walk up to the roommate saying, "Mail for you!" He takes it, opens the envelope, and gets blasted in the face with a juicy farts. Mine are so wet they automatically seal the envelope.;)

[GrimFusion]

I rather enjoy finding a lady in the shower, open the door, fart, close door quickly, and watch her shrivel up like a snail as she perishes from the foul odor.

Have you ever pissed on a hot radiator the morning after fierce binge drinking before? I woke up still drunk and mistakenly found the toilet in the corner of the room. Thing was painted white, right? Fuck it. I watched the thing turn my urine into a salty, musty, ammonia-y steam cloud. I was still drunk. I didn't give a damn. I went back to sleep and twenty minutes later my room mates are pounding on the doors and trying to get me to wake up and open the windows. I've asphyxiated people awake. That's brutal. :twisted:

[Dino Velvet]

Have you ever pissed on a hot radiator the morning after fierce binge drinking before? I woke up still drunk and mistakenly found the toilet in the corner of the room. Thing was painted white, right? Fuck it. I watched the thing turn my urine into a salty, musty, ammonia-y steam cloud. I was still drunk. I didn't give a damn. I went back to sleep and twenty minutes later my room mates are pounding on the doors and trying to get me to wake up and open the windows. I've asphyxiated people awake. That's brutal. :twisted:

Haven't done that but that's a great story.

[natina]

urologists and nephrologists say that the increasing concentration of toxins will quickly do more harm than good.

The Yellow Liquid DietIs it a good idea to drink urine when water is scarce?

By Chris WilsonPosted Wednesday, May 21, 2008, at 6:59 PM ET


A Chinese man trapped under a piece of ceiling managed to survive for more than six days after the massive earthquake in the Sichuan province (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/12/AR2008051200243.html) on May 12—in part, reports the Wall Street Journal (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121130604542007575.html), by drinking his own urine. (He says he used "what felt like leaves" to pool his liquid waste.) How long can you survive by drinking pee?


An extra day or two, at best. A healthy person's urine is about 95 percent water and sterile, so in the short term it's safe to drink and does replenish lost water. But the other 5 percent of urine comprises a diverse collection of waste products, including nitrogen, potassium, and calcium—and too much of these can cause problems. When you drink your own pee, all the stuff that your kidneys had attempted to excrete comes right back into your stomach, and much of it ends up back in your kidneys. After several days of this, your urine will become highly concentrated with dangerous waste products, and drinking it can cause symptoms similar to those brought on by total kidney failure. At that point, you're doomed either way—from dehydration on the one hand or renal meltdown on the other. (Even if one could filter out most of the unwanted products in urine, the cycle would not be sustainable for long. In addition to what he or she pees out, the average human excretes about half a quart of water a day through sweating and exhaling.)
Related in Slate
Dan Kois explained why athletes pee on their hands (http://www.slate.com/id/2100652/)—and why it's a bad idea. Constance Casey examined claims that coyote urine scares deer away (http://www.slate.com/id/2134559/). Daniel Engber described how one uses the South African clawed frog as a pregnancy test (http://www.slate.com/id/2134212/). David Sessions investigated (http://www.slate.com/id/2190408/) whether racehorses really pee as much as legend claims. Dahlia Lithwick covered the Supreme Court's examination of how the right to privacy covers urine (http://www.slate.com/id/2063370/). Josh Levin sends in dispatches from the R. Kelly trial (http://www.slate.com/id/2191876/).

Many survivors of horrendous accidents and disasters have said they drank their urine to stay hydrated—including Aron Ralston, the man who amputated his own arm (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/04/cnn25.tan.ralston/index.html) to escape a boulder in a Utah canyon in 2003.* (http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/#A) Nevertheless, the practice is not widely advised as a survival technique. The Army Field Manual (http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/library/policy/army/fm/21-76-1/fm_21-76-1survival.pdf) (PDF) for survival, evasion, and recovery specifically lists urine on its "DO NOT drink" list along with seawater and blood. Drinking urine can be especially dangerous for survivors of crushing injuries. When muscle fibers are damaged, the cells can begin leaking potassium and phosphorous into the bloodstream. Even a victim with healthy kidneys might not be able to clear the dangerous build-up (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/06/070620121247.htm); someone who had been drinking his own urine would be at much greater risk. (For the same reason, a person drinking his own urine should stay away from high-potassium foods like bananas.)


Contrary to claims that urine has curative powers (http://www.heartlandhealing.com/pages/archive/urine_therapy/index.html), urologists and nephrologists say that the increasing concentration of toxins will quickly do more harm than good. The American Cancer Society states that "[n]o well-controlled studies published in available scientific literature support the claims that urotherapy can control or reverse the spread of cancer (http://www.cancer.org/docroot/ETO/content/ETO_5_3X_Urotherapy.asp)."
Got a question about today's news? Ask the Explainer. (ask_the_explainer@yahoo.com)
Explainer thanks Dr. Peter Aronson, Dr. William Elfarr, and Dr. Anthony Smith.
Correction, May 27, 2008: The article originally stated that Aron Ralston amputated his arm in 2005. The incident actually occurred in 2003. (Return (http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/#B) to the corrected sentence.)

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[BiCuriousGeorge]

I love Golden Showers! I've only had 3 before but 2 at one time was fucking hot. I won't swallow it but will let a girl pee in my mouth and everywhere else too. I still haven't pissed on anyone yet but that is due to a shy bladder and being with a girl that will let you pee on her too.Unless you plan on drinking a lot of pee or regularly get pissed on you can ignore Natina's post about effects of it. That post is more about doing it everyday. If anyone knows girls who are willing to get pissed on PLEASE share with us, lol. Plus if you know girls who piss on you or both that would be appreciated too

[alyssaluxor]

ive done a lot of golder shower with my clientelle they often request for it

ive noticed most TS admirer/chasers like golder shower a lot, even scat play lol

[onmyknees]

I only did it with one person, with my ex we used to pee on eachother in the shower, I did it to him as a joke and it turned into something hot over time. Nothing in the face, more just peeing on eachothers cock. I have given several of them to clients, I used to see a guy who was a top guy with the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, I would piss a hole load in his mouth he drank every bit and he didnt drip a drop lol.



Like any other sexual act that pushes boundaries, for me it depends on the partner and the mood. If it's Julie or Alyssa, I'm down with it. LOL.....

Water play can take on several forms....made to degrade or humiliate, or as Julie describes it...just a new fun kink that catches on. If you're not looking for new kinks in a relationship, things tend to get stale over time. I see more than a few Eros ladies offering that service, but to date my only journeys into the water world have been with trusted partners (who I know have impeccable personal hygiene) , but that could change with Julie and Alyssa's revelations here !!

My initial experience was some years ago with my first "squirter" . She never warned me she processed that ability, so it was a but surprising, but seemed totally natural save for the fact the sheets were soaked. LOL. We then confined future intense encounters to the bathroom !!

To your original question flyboy....I'm no Dr. Ruth and hesitate to give advice to anyone, but ideally yes...the warm shower would be the place for this type of play. LOL..If you're fortunate enough to have a bathtub and shower in one...all the better.

[Teydyn]

I absolutely can not see the point in it, never done it, never will.

But whatever rides your boat i guess :D

[TSMichelleAustin]

I have done it.... been the reciever and the giver. Pee is one of cleanest things out of body. Would not drink it on a regular basis but I have in past. I even have a watersports video of me and a guy on my website! LOL! I have even pissed in my bf asshole once! I see nothing wrong with it! Its all fun and a kink factor!

[alyssaluxor]

with the right guy i love golden showers, try to ask some of my regulars you might got shocked what ive done with them lol

[Ryz]

Yuck

[natina]

urologists and nephrologists say that the increasing concentration of toxins will quickly do more harm than good.

The Yellow Liquid DietIs it a good idea to drink urine when water is scarce?

By Chris WilsonPosted Wednesday, May 21, 2008, at 6:59 PM ET


A Chinese man trapped under a piece of ceiling managed to survive for more than six days after the massive earthquake in the Sichuan province (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/12/AR2008051200243.html) on May 12—in part, reports the Wall Street Journal (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121130604542007575.html), by drinking his own urine. (He says he used "what felt like leaves" to pool his liquid waste.) How long can you survive by drinking pee?


An extra day or two, at best. A healthy person's urine is about 95 percent water and sterile, so in the short term it's safe to drink and does replenish lost water. But the other 5 percent of urine comprises a diverse collection of waste products, including nitrogen, potassium, and calcium—and too much of these can cause problems. When you drink your own pee, all the stuff that your kidneys had attempted to excrete comes right back into your stomach, and much of it ends up back in your kidneys. After several days of this, your urine will become highly concentrated with dangerous waste products, and drinking it can cause symptoms similar to those brought on by total kidney failure. At that point, you're doomed either way—from dehydration on the one hand or renal meltdown on the other. (Even if one could filter out most of the unwanted products in urine, the cycle would not be sustainable for long. In addition to what he or she pees out, the average human excretes about half a quart of water a day through sweating and exhaling.)
Related in Slate
Dan Kois explained why athletes pee on their hands (http://www.slate.com/id/2100652/)—and why it's a bad idea. Constance Casey examined claims that coyote urine scares deer away (http://www.slate.com/id/2134559/). Daniel Engber described how one uses the South African clawed frog as a pregnancy test (http://www.slate.com/id/2134212/). David Sessions investigated (http://www.slate.com/id/2190408/) whether racehorses really pee as much as legend claims. Dahlia Lithwick covered the Supreme Court's examination of how the right to privacy covers urine (http://www.slate.com/id/2063370/). Josh Levin sends in dispatches from the R. Kelly trial (http://www.slate.com/id/2191876/).

Many survivors of horrendous accidents and disasters have said they drank their urine to stay hydrated—including Aron Ralston, the man who amputated his own arm (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/04/cnn25.tan.ralston/index.html) to escape a boulder in a Utah canyon in 2003.* (http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/#A) Nevertheless, the practice is not widely advised as a survival technique. The Army Field Manual (http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/library/policy/army/fm/21-76-1/fm_21-76-1survival.pdf) (PDF) for survival, evasion, and recovery specifically lists urine on its "DO NOT drink" list along with seawater and blood. Drinking urine can be especially dangerous for survivors of crushing injuries. When muscle fibers are damaged, the cells can begin leaking potassium and phosphorous into the bloodstream. Even a victim with healthy kidneys might not be able to clear the dangerous build-up (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/06/070620121247.htm); someone who had been drinking his own urine would be at much greater risk. (For the same reason, a person drinking his own urine should stay away from high-potassium foods like bananas.)


Contrary to claims that urine has curative powers (http://www.heartlandhealing.com/pages/archive/urine_therapy/index.html), urologists and nephrologists say that the increasing concentration of toxins will quickly do more harm than good. The American Cancer Society states that "[n]o well-controlled studies published in available scientific literature support the claims that urotherapy can control or reverse the spread of cancer (http://www.cancer.org/docroot/ETO/content/ETO_5_3X_Urotherapy.asp)."
Got a question about today's news? Ask the Explainer. (ask_the_explainer@yahoo.com)
Explainer thanks Dr. Peter Aronson, Dr. William Elfarr, and Dr. Anthony Smith.
Correction, May 27, 2008: The article originally stated that Aron Ralston amputated his arm in 2005. The incident actually occurred in 2003. (Return (http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/#B) to the corrected sentence.)

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I have done it.... been the reciever and the giver. Pee is one of cleanest things out of body. Would not drink it on a regular basis but I have in past. I even have a watersports video of me and a guy on my website! LOL! I have even pissed in my bf asshole once! I see nothing wrong with it! Its all fun and a kink factor!

[onmyknees]

with the right guy i love golden showers, try to ask some of my regulars you might got shocked what ive done with them lol


ummm....where are you located again?? LOL

[TSMichelleAustin]

urologists and nephrologists say that the increasing concentration of toxins will quickly do more harm than good.

The Yellow Liquid DietIs it a good idea to drink urine when water is scarce?

By Chris WilsonPosted Wednesday, May 21, 2008, at 6:59 PM ET


A Chinese man trapped under a piece of ceiling managed to survive for more than six days after the massive earthquake in the Sichuan province (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/12/AR2008051200243.html) on May 12—in part, reports the Wall Street Journal (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121130604542007575.html), by drinking his own urine. (He says he used "what felt like leaves" to pool his liquid waste.) How long can you survive by drinking pee?


An extra day or two, at best. A healthy person's urine is about 95 percent water and sterile, so in the short term it's safe to drink and does replenish lost water. But the other 5 percent of urine comprises a diverse collection of waste products, including nitrogen, potassium, and calcium—and too much of these can cause problems. When you drink your own pee, all the stuff that your kidneys had attempted to excrete comes right back into your stomach, and much of it ends up back in your kidneys. After several days of this, your urine will become highly concentrated with dangerous waste products, and drinking it can cause symptoms similar to those brought on by total kidney failure. At that point, you're doomed either way—from dehydration on the one hand or renal meltdown on the other. (Even if one could filter out most of the unwanted products in urine, the cycle would not be sustainable for long. In addition to what he or she pees out, the average human excretes about half a quart of water a day through sweating and exhaling.)
Related in Slate
Dan Kois explained why athletes pee on their hands (http://www.slate.com/id/2100652/)—and why it's a bad idea. Constance Casey examined claims that coyote urine scares deer away (http://www.slate.com/id/2134559/). Daniel Engber described how one uses the South African clawed frog as a pregnancy test (http://www.slate.com/id/2134212/). David Sessions investigated (http://www.slate.com/id/2190408/) whether racehorses really pee as much as legend claims. Dahlia Lithwick covered the Supreme Court's examination of how the right to privacy covers urine (http://www.slate.com/id/2063370/). Josh Levin sends in dispatches from the R. Kelly trial (http://www.slate.com/id/2191876/).

Many survivors of horrendous accidents and disasters have said they drank their urine to stay hydrated—including Aron Ralston, the man who amputated his own arm (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/04/cnn25.tan.ralston/index.html) to escape a boulder in a Utah canyon in 2003.* (http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/#A) Nevertheless, the practice is not widely advised as a survival technique. The Army Field Manual (http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/library/policy/army/fm/21-76-1/fm_21-76-1survival.pdf) (PDF) for survival, evasion, and recovery specifically lists urine on its "DO NOT drink" list along with seawater and blood. Drinking urine can be especially dangerous for survivors of crushing injuries. When muscle fibers are damaged, the cells can begin leaking potassium and phosphorous into the bloodstream. Even a victim with healthy kidneys might not be able to clear the dangerous build-up (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/06/070620121247.htm); someone who had been drinking his own urine would be at much greater risk. (For the same reason, a person drinking his own urine should stay away from high-potassium foods like bananas.)


Contrary to claims that urine has curative powers (http://www.heartlandhealing.com/pages/archive/urine_therapy/index.html), urologists and nephrologists say that the increasing concentration of toxins will quickly do more harm than good. The American Cancer Society states that "[n]o well-controlled studies published in available scientific literature support the claims that urotherapy can control or reverse the spread of cancer (http://www.cancer.org/docroot/ETO/content/ETO_5_3X_Urotherapy.asp)."
Got a question about today's news? Ask the Explainer. (ask_the_explainer@yahoo.com)
Explainer thanks Dr. Peter Aronson, Dr. William Elfarr, and Dr. Anthony Smith.
Correction, May 27, 2008: The article originally stated that Aron Ralston amputated his arm in 2005. The incident actually occurred in 2003. (Return (http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/#B) to the corrected sentence.)

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I seen ur post, Im not going to set and drink it 24/7... i have had a lil in my mouth! I am not dead yet! Just like I got silicon in my body, and take horse piss hormones... We're all going to die someday, why not die doing shit we love! All this health uproar is non-sense!

[runround04]

Im alot lie a homeless guy in this area, ill pee anywhere. On ya, under ya, next to ya, in you cheerios, 'll even on your TV if thats what your into.

[lovesall]

My exgirlfriend has given me a golden shower and I had given her one, in the shower it was interesting to feel the warmth down your body. I have not had a TS given me one, but as they say you never know.

[toopretty]

I had a girl piss on my chest once in the shower. It was her idea she loved it...it turned me on but only because she fucking loved doing it. another time the same girl was straddling me and we were kissing and she pissed her pants...that was pretty hot too. that is the extent of my pee experiences.

[nsagent]

*Comes in, see's the disgusting debacle going on*
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a123/nsagent/62302d94eca88c46722f3f4f29353177.gif

And with that, I'M OUT

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[natina]

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[JenniferParisHusband]

Ok.... this is embarrassing but:

I've always wanted to try Golden Shower thing as it sounds very erotic to me. For me, up to this point, the most erotic thing I've done was swallowing a big load from my favorite TS a number of years ago. Wow... that really got me going.

Anyways, I'm actually not quite sure how best to do this or if any, some, most or all Tgirls like doing it or not.

I presume doing this on the bed is not a good idea so does one partake of this event in the bathtub or shower usually? Is it a shower all over your body or generally just somewhere below the neck or.....???? I suppose its whatever you want it to be.

I'm a student here so I'm looking for "instruction" on this.

F


First thing you do is find a lady who's into it. Second thing you do, feed her nothing but Asparagus, Broccoli and a Dark German Beer like 4 to 6 hours before hand. Let simmer, then serve warm. Enjoy!



Have you ever pissed on a hot radiator the morning after fierce binge drinking before? I woke up still drunk and mistakenly found the toilet in the corner of the room. Thing was painted white, right? Fuck it. I watched the thing turn my urine into a salty, musty, ammonia-y steam cloud. I was still drunk. I didn't give a damn. I went back to sleep and twenty minutes later my room mates are pounding on the doors and trying to get me to wake up and open the windows. I've asphyxiated people awake. That's brutal. :twisted:


Back when I still went to the Asian Massage parlors, I'd always get stuck in the sauna, which for some reason made me have to piss. One time I tried to walk out of it and find a bathroom, but they got pissed about it. The little water bucket was almost empty, so I peed in the little water bucket. The guy that came in after me was shown to the sauna by his massage girl, and she scooped a couple of cups of water out of the bucket and poured it over the stones. I'm being ridden by my girl when the next thing I know I can hear this guy coughing and screaming about the smell in the sauna and how they were trying to kill him, threatening to call the cops and the health department. I'm getting laid and laughing my ass off, and no one can figure out why.



I'm the McGuyver of Farts. This is a gag I've pulled on roommates several times. First step is get an envelope. Write his/her name and address on it. Open the envelope up wide and fart in it. Quickly close the envelope. Walk up to the roommate saying, "Mail for you!" He takes it, opens the envelope, and gets blasted in the face with a juicy farts. Mine are so wet they automatically seal the envelope.;)


If you ever have to fly through Atlanta Hartsfield Airport, here's something fun to try. The little underground train has certain stops where it's almost always packed, and where it's almost always empty. Build up a fart while it's empty, then as you approach the busy terminal, let it rip right before the doors open. Exit, turn around and watch as everyone entering the train car gets hit by it, then gets locked in with it on the way to their destination. It's one of those moments when you feel like you're 8 years old again, and don't care.