Dino Velvet appreciation Thread

[Billy mays here]

I have to say this guy is the funniest mother fucker i have ever seen on a forum . lololol Dude, i have straight laughed out loud from the shit hes typed lol keep up the funny shit for us stoners Dino ! :Bowdown:

[PomonaCA]

Dino is a pretty cool guy.

[south ov da border]

good guy, makes me laugh...

[dgs925]

Not really a fan, usually don't open his threads if they are about feces. But I will say this for him: he doesn't post disgusting scat pictures any more (I hope). He used to do that a lot, back when there wasn't even an ignore feature.

[BellaBellucci]

You're a nice man, Dino Velvet.

~BB~

[onmyknees]

You're a nice man, Dino Velvet.

~BB~

you're just saying that cause he has a major crush on you Bella !!! LOL

But yea...I agree....I'd hang with Dino any day as long as we had seperate bathrooms !! LOL

[Caff_Racer]

I always wait until I'm on an empty stomach to read his posts :hide-1:

[lovesall]

It is funny but I look forward to his threads, it just makes no sense sometimes and I enjoy reading them. Thank you Dino Velvet!

[joeym75ld]

Where's the nude pics?

[MdR Dave]

I'm new and haven't had a lot of exposure to his work but I will say this: hi is committed and doesn't hold it back. Gotta respect that, even with the nasty pics.

[El Nino]

Dino is a comedic genius.

[trish]

Dino
El Nino
I'm beginning to detect a conspiracy.

[martin48]

Dino
El Nino
I'm beginning to detect a conspiracy.


That's the spirit! Let's have another conspiracy. Not had one from the States since the birds fell out of the sky. Hang on there was that shooting yesterday!

[Billy mays here]

I think Dino needs his own sub forum on Hung angels ! the facts of life according to DINO !

[runround04]

Gotta Love ol' Dino, great perspective on things. A perspective thats usually covered in poo, but great none the less.

[rockabilly]

Dino Velvet , founding member of the "Scat Pack".

All around cool guy.

[El Nino]

Dino
El Nino
I'm beginning to detect a conspiracy.

That's a big negative, Trishypants...
I'm not nearly as witty as Dino!

[Billy mays here]

dino hasnt posted in his own appreciation thread yet ? i suppose he locked himself in his bathroom ....

[dderek123]

I enjoy his posts. Gotta love the poo poo humour.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I consider Dino a good friend, a label I don't use lightly. That being said, I would not, under any circumstances, sit next to his fart-knockin' ass in church!!!

[Dino Velvet]

I consider Dino a good friend, a label I don't use lightly. That being said, I would not, under any circumstances, sit next to his fart-knockin' ass in church!!!

Would you sit next to me at Taco Bell?

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Would you sit next to me at Taco Bell?

Ohhh, fuck yeah, man!!! I ain't scared! You eat the Taco Bell while I eat Bell's Taco....DEAL??!!

[Jericho]

The Sheik of Shit, the Caliph of Caca, the Ayatollah of anal cola, it's a narrow passage but, you're an awesome blockage!

[Dino Velvet]

Ohhh, fuck yeah, man!!! I ain't scared! You eat the Taco Bell while I eat Bell's Taco....DEAL??!!

You're on. Name the time and place. Would it be considered cheating if I loaded up on eggs and milk earlier in the day? I'll be in Stealth Ninja Mode with my extra wet and smelly SBDs.

[NYBURBS]

Dino
El Nino
I'm beginning to detect a conspiracy.

HAHA awesome. Oh and Dino is a funny mother fucker.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

You're on. Name the time and place. Would it be considered cheating if I loaded up on eggs and milk earlier in the day? I'll be in Stealth Ninja Mode with my extra wet and smelly SBDs.

Lock 'n' Load!!!

[Falrune]

In on the Dino Appreciation thread! He has a fine handgun, too.:dancing:

[SunshyneMonroe]

I love DINO!!! he is my baby daddy!!!!

[Dino Velvet]

I love DINO!!! he is my baby daddy!!!!

Ooooops... I just came in my pants a little.

I'd love to get you pregnant, Sunshyne.:fuckin:

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Ooooops... I just came in my pants a little.

I'd love to get you pregnant, Sunshyne.:fuckin:

:yayo::yayo::yayo:

[El Nino]

I'm Bumpin this shit... I don't care!

[south ov da border]

I wonder if me and Dino ever met in passing in LA. He used to frequent my old job so there is a chance...

[bridgetbbyxo]

His cock smells like cheese.....


...and his ass smells like morning after semen and his breath smells like rotten fish -that have died of gangrene- he has one front tooth (black) and maggots are "nesting" in his ear.......

[JoePitt]

His cock smells like cheese.....


...and his ass smells like morning after semen and his breath smells like rotten fish -that have died of gangrene- he has one front tooth (black) and maggots are "nesting" in his ear.......

You say that like it's a bad thing ...

[DL_NL]

His posts are always good for a laugh, makes a nice change from some of the cr#p posted here. Agreed about the empty stomach, though.

[bridgetbbyxo]

You say that like it's a bad thing ...


no... it was the best 4 minutes of my life before he busted his curded semen into my intestines...although when i tried to swallow it got stuck in my throat and hurt my stomatch... i had explosive diarrhea for a week.:dancing:

[Dino Velvet]

His cock smells like cheese.....

... and my balls smell like onions. Everybody knows everything tastes better with cheese and onions on it. :jerkoff

[Star Angel 86]

Dino M8 it's been fun exchanging LA stories the lasses we both love and know our love of alcohol and one time love of illegal substances.:twisted::cool::cheers::mrgreen:

[Dino Velvet]

Dino M8 it's been fun exchanging LA stories the lasses we both love and know our love of alcohol and one time love of illegal substances.:twisted::cool::cheers::mrgreen:

What do you mean "once"? I'm back on the pot. Wait, it's legal here(pretty much). Ah fergit.:cheers:

[rockabilly]

Back on the pot?

You been eatin taco bell again?

[loren]

Earlier today, I took a BIG shit, and I thought of Dino.

[Helvis2012]

Sometimes a little gross but always hilarious. His threads crack me up.