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laoda8
12-24-2010, 11:33 PM
I'm just wondering. I do, most days and holidays alike. I'm wondering if anyone else has reservations on certain days. I usually do it in the morning or at night but can't during the day simply because of family activities.

Lover
12-25-2010, 12:00 AM
I would never do that. It would be a guaranteed ticket to hell, which I hear is full of black people.

scroller
12-25-2010, 12:22 AM
One of my favorite days. Maybe comes from tradition when I was younger -- XMas eve the rest of the family would go to church and I'd jack it. Delightful.

spankrod
12-25-2010, 04:09 AM
Laoda8, how do you think I get the "tinsel" on the tree?

NatashaLover
12-25-2010, 04:36 AM
I would never do that. It would be a guaranteed ticket to hell, which I hear is full of black people.


Fuck, too late now, I am going directly to hell then. :jerkoff

GrimFusion
12-25-2010, 04:43 AM
I don't understand why that's a taboo. I masturbate on Christmas. I've had plenty of sex on Christmas. I prefer the latter, but whackin' off to Bing Crosby playing softly in the background with my hand in a stocking is better than nothin'.

runround04
12-25-2010, 05:02 AM
if its time, its time, regardless of the day

Willie Escalade
12-25-2010, 05:19 AM
if its time, its time, regardless of the day
Well spoken works!

rockabilly
12-25-2010, 05:25 AM
... Insert White Christmas pun here ...

phobun
12-25-2010, 09:49 AM
I would never do that. It would be a guaranteed ticket to hell, which I hear is full of black people.


Another dumb comment using race. You're not a very good troll.

lboylover
12-25-2010, 11:00 AM
Of course! It's a great stress reliever.

BeardedOne
12-25-2010, 06:51 PM
I usually do, but this year I had help. :)

Does that count?

BigDF
12-25-2010, 06:56 PM
I would never do that. It would be a guaranteed ticket to hell, which I hear is full of black people.Interesting handle for someone who appears to be full of hate. Of course, any black folks in your hell would be put there because of you.

BigDF
12-25-2010, 06:57 PM
As a matter of fact, yes, now that you've asked. Planning to shortly if I can wend my way past all the BS in here. :jerkoff

alyssaluxor
12-25-2010, 09:25 PM
ive sucked 2 cocks during Christmas eve college dudes ive pick up while driving so YUMMY!!!

one guy suck my dick and made me cum! uhmmm!

Hunginmastic
12-25-2010, 09:55 PM
Twice already now im looking for sex lol

fred41
12-25-2010, 09:59 PM
Well I haven't yet cause I'm too sore from the week (too much masturbation in the dry heat of my apartment...lol)...this might be a day off for me. :)

icarus2112
12-25-2010, 10:09 PM
Not yet, but Im sure Ill get around to it eventually, if I dont hook up at a bar later tonight.

LOS4ME
12-25-2010, 10:56 PM
I just finished. :jerkoff

fred41
12-25-2010, 11:04 PM
I just finished. :jerkoff

Well go wash your hands then...lol.

LOS4ME
12-25-2010, 11:06 PM
Well go wash your hands then...lol.

I have already taken a shower. :)

fred41
12-25-2010, 11:10 PM
I have already taken a shower. :)

You work quick!! RESPECT..:Bowdown:.

deadrickjame
12-27-2010, 02:53 AM
i better have!

raybbaby
12-27-2010, 03:08 AM
No, but I did use the new penis pump Santa brought me!

Dino Velvet
12-27-2010, 03:28 AM
I Punished Percy real nice last night before going to bed.

fred41
12-27-2010, 04:48 AM
I Punished Percy real nice last night before going to bed.

C'mon Dino, don't start becoming squeamish with the graphics...what did you use as your source material? Visual aids or mental image?

kilumanti
12-27-2010, 05:15 AM
I tend to knock one out before lunch. Don't know why but I can always eat more post ejaculation, must look into why that is.