Do You Really Need To Wipe Your Butt If You're Going To Jump In The Shower?

[Dino Velvet]

For me, it's unnecessary. I'm going to soap up my crack and rinse all the dung out with my hand held shower thingy. I vote no.

[ed_jaxon]

Ahh McGoo......you've done it again.

[scubaman]

:dead:
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[kyoJecours]

your threads always make me laugh :)

[Jericho]

I used to think plumbers were overpaid bastards but, i'm thinking if they ever have to go to Dinos' place, they're going to earn that wonga!

[stimpy17]

Oh please!

[Odelay]

This thread would ideally be merged with the "Why use regular plates when you can use paper plates" thread. Having a stack of paper plates on hand to make a quick frisbee wipe down the crack of your ass before jumping into the shower would seem to be the best of all worlds.

[hippifried]

I'd think one would want to knock out the big particles first, just so you don't have to mash them up with your toes to make them go down the drain. It only takes one swipe, & shit paper isn't that expensive by the square. Ya cheap bastard.

[Aunt Kay]

Why wipe or shower? Just let it crust over.

[dderek123]

Dino you would enjoy the toilets in Thailand. Each one has a "bum gun".

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2535/4163227771_c592e94569.jpg

Easy clean up. And convenient for that quick enema when you need it.

[bat1]

always wondered how do fat dudes wipe or clean their ass?

[runround04]

^^I wash myself with a rag on a stick

[Dino Velvet]

I used to think plumbers were overpaid bastards but, i'm thinking if they ever have to go to Dinos' place, they're going to earn that wonga!

You reminded me of a funny experience. My shower was blocked up so I had a plumber come over. He snaked the shower drain and I sheepishly asked him, "Ah... er... so... ah... what was blocking the drain up?" He told me there was a bunch of hair in there. I was worried he'd find clumps of cum from all the many times I was Punishing Percy in there.


Dino you would enjoy the toilets in Thailand. Each one has a "bum gun".

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2535/4163227771_c592e94569.jpg

Easy clean up. And convenient for that quick enema when you need it.

I'm a grown man. If I can't get it all out by wiping twice then whatever's left is spending the day with me.

[dderek123]

I'm a grown man. If I can't get it all out by wiping twice then whatever's left is spending the day with me.

Ahh but two squirts from the bum gun and one wipe and you'll be squeaky clean and skidmark free.

[innocentbychoice]

Oh Gawd. Images of water, now turned brown, running through someone's leg in the shower are disturbing me.

Of course you need to wipe that shit, pun intended.

[Dino Velvet]

Ahh but two squirts from the bum gun and one wipe and you'll be squeaky clean and skidmark free.

I need the brown stain in the back or I might put my drawers on backwards. I also like the feeling of sitting on a piece of burnt toast when the skiddies are generous enough.

[Odelay]

Dino you would enjoy the toilets in Thailand. Each one has a "bum gun".

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2535/4163227771_c592e94569.jpg

Easy clean up. And convenient for that quick enema when you need it.

It's safe to say that most of the guys on HA would enjoy many things in Thailand.

[Willie Escalade]

I also like the feeling of sitting on a piece of burnt toast when the skiddies are generous enough.
Priceless! :lol:

[dderek123]

It's safe to say that most of the guys on HA would enjoy many things in Thailand.

Yep there are plenty of great things (and not so great) here.

[trish]

If you want to take a shower with me, you have to
1) wipe your ass,
2) take a preliminary shower, and
3) clean the hair out of the drain...
4) oh, and don't fuckin' get my hair wet.

[Odelay]

If you want to take a shower with me, you have to
1) wipe your ass,
2) take a preliminary shower, and
3) clean the hair out of the drain...
4) oh, and don't fuckin' get my hair wet.

Hey Trish, what is it with women and their hair in the shower? I've never got that. I guess it takes a long time to dry out or whatever. But I've gotten the same thing even with the short haired women I've been with. LOL. I just think it's one of those generally funny differences btwn men and women.

But yeah, I'm cool with those 4 rules if it involves showering with a hot girl.

[trish]

I'm not going to tell you how much I've spent on relaxers and extensions. But even women who don't worry themselves with such things spend a lot of time and money getting their look just right. We're not going to blow all that work just to shower with a mere mortal.

Glad to see you're down with the rules ;)

[CORVETTEDUDE]

No one else but Dino would have come up with this!!! I must humbly bow to you, once again!

:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[Dino Velvet]

If you want to take a shower with me, you have to
1) wipe your ass,
2) take a preliminary shower, and
3) clean the hair out of the drain...
4) oh, and don't fuckin' get my hair wet.

Why would you make me wipe my ass if I already have to take a preliminary shower? Trish, you're always playing hard to get.

[trish]

Dino, you get additional rule:
5) Disinfect the shower after you clean the hair out of the drain.

Now shut the fuck up, get in here with me and pull the curtain.

[sdman]

You reminded me of a funny experience. My shower was blocked up so I had a plumber come over. He snaked the shower drain and I sheepishly asked him, "Ah... er... so... ah... what was blocking the drain up?" He told me there was a bunch of hair in there. I was worried he'd find clumps of cum from all the many times I was Punishing Percy in there.



I'm a grown man. If I can't get it all out by wiping twice then whatever's left is spending the day with me.

So after reading that it sounds like your ass is always full of shit?

[Dino Velvet]

Dino, you get additional rule:
5) Disinfect the shower after you clean the hair out of the drain.

Now shut the fuck up, get in here with me and pull the curtain.

You're the boss, baby. Besides, I'm horny.:jerkoff


So after reading that it sounds like your ass is always full of shit?

It is. My crack is itchy and loaded with debris at this moment.

[Dkg]

If you want to take a shower with me, you have to
1) wipe your ass,
2) take a preliminary shower, and
3) clean the hair out of the drain...
4) oh, and don't fuckin' get my hair wet.


Wait wait, a shower to take a shower? really?

btw, is that you in your avatar picture?

[Dino Velvet]

Wait wait, a shower to take a shower? really?

btw, is that you in your avatar picture?

I'd only be getting into the shower so I can fuck Trish up the ass. I'll caress her from behind kissing her on the back of the neck, reach down and rub her butt cheeks, soap up her funhole, and then shove my wiener in and sodomize her. She'll love it.