BLKGSXR
12-20-2010, 01:01 AM
This is the truest account of the life & story of Daryl The "STupidFucker" Washington known at this time... enjoy~
Daryl The "STupidFucker" Washington born in 1984 in a small Internet Cafe outside of the Dallas TX.
His early years were rather troublesome since he was a total n00b.
Childhood was hard on this poor soul since he raised by a family of possums who had no internet.
Eating various insects and riffling through trash bins meals were hard to come by.
With a diet like that Daryl grew up to be short in stature.
He also lost his left eye at about 5 years of age when a neighborhood dog cornered him while rummaging through some garbage.
The result was a stylish glass eye.
It was a difficult early life but he made it through and grew up working at UPS.
This is where the story begins. Not much else is known of his childhood at this time & some details may be slightly off...
As you may or may not know Daryl wasn't always STF, he used to be known as the infamous "...." which many still refer to him as.
Daryl played many games for console & PC but he was still a n00b. He had no idea how vast the internet was with skilled players.
He would often think others were cheating to assure himself he was the best.
He once punched out all the drywall in his room while playing StarCraft after being zergling rushed in under 10 minutes on Big Game Hunters.
Daryl got his big break in "CounterStrike" when he joined a clan named TSC. He was accepted and was on his way to becoming an admin.
He was shot through walls and knifed repeatedly... How was he ever to get to ahead at this rate!?
Referring to his tactics of old he knew he could just call everyone a hacker and have them banned. For this to happen he needed to obtain Level 1 admin!
Not much happened at TSC. He would play in the server which eventually died out and no one played in anymore.
His dreams were slowing starting to fade. Where else could he go where he could hold an even kill to death ratio?
A new hope came in the form of Vanquish which was created under JWBL,HWBS & NYCE.
Daryl was now able to show everyone he was not a n00b. What he hadn't realized with a new team came new players...
He was already aware of the n00b slayer BLKGSXR who had ruined his chances at TSC and stole his glory by reaching Level 1 admin.
Also OEM from SkY, another n00b slayer perhaps even greater than BLKGSXR "higly unlikely" was now apart of Vanquish!
Daryl was hard pressed and didn't know what to do. He had to buckle down and get good at CS on his own.
He was in as many scrimmages as possible and was added to the league roster. He was decent, once procuring 15 kills (mostly bomb defuses) during one scrim.
His biggest obstacle was keeping his trap shut usually leading to HWBS freaking out and benching him from posting.
He had just hit a block wall... Down on his luck he figured he would talk smack to some of the other members for a laugh and received a two week suspension!
He had come so far to fall so quick. Don't worry as you know this isn't the end of the story.
Coming off his suspension Daryl did his very best not to piss anyone off, especially HWBS who loved abusing Daryl for not shutting the fuck up.
He made a rather quick come back and was doing his best. Not feeling as much pressure and just trying to have fun playing CS made things easier for Daryl.
He does his best not to call everyone a hacker even though he totally got just Knifed in the head through the wall... but this is the life and story of Daryl the STupidFucker Washington.
Maybe one day he'll reach Level 1 admin but that's another story. :D
For now he's content at Level 3, by the way congratz Daryl!
Miscellaneous Facts
#1 Daryl never shuts the fuck up.
#2 One of Daryl favorite types of food is cheap 12 dollar steak from a fast food joint.
#3 Daryl enjoys a glass of warm milk before bed
#4 Daryl's has ancestory from the country of Chad
#5 Daryl is a Douchebag
#6 Willie Esco Quote- FUCK THAT BITCH DARYL!
#7 Blkgsxr > Daryl the "STupidFucker" Washington.
Daryl The "STupidFucker" Washington born in 1984 in a small Internet Cafe outside of the Dallas TX.
His early years were rather troublesome since he was a total n00b.
Childhood was hard on this poor soul since he raised by a family of possums who had no internet.
Eating various insects and riffling through trash bins meals were hard to come by.
With a diet like that Daryl grew up to be short in stature.
He also lost his left eye at about 5 years of age when a neighborhood dog cornered him while rummaging through some garbage.
The result was a stylish glass eye.
It was a difficult early life but he made it through and grew up working at UPS.
This is where the story begins. Not much else is known of his childhood at this time & some details may be slightly off...
As you may or may not know Daryl wasn't always STF, he used to be known as the infamous "...." which many still refer to him as.
Daryl played many games for console & PC but he was still a n00b. He had no idea how vast the internet was with skilled players.
He would often think others were cheating to assure himself he was the best.
He once punched out all the drywall in his room while playing StarCraft after being zergling rushed in under 10 minutes on Big Game Hunters.
Daryl got his big break in "CounterStrike" when he joined a clan named TSC. He was accepted and was on his way to becoming an admin.
He was shot through walls and knifed repeatedly... How was he ever to get to ahead at this rate!?
Referring to his tactics of old he knew he could just call everyone a hacker and have them banned. For this to happen he needed to obtain Level 1 admin!
Not much happened at TSC. He would play in the server which eventually died out and no one played in anymore.
His dreams were slowing starting to fade. Where else could he go where he could hold an even kill to death ratio?
A new hope came in the form of Vanquish which was created under JWBL,HWBS & NYCE.
Daryl was now able to show everyone he was not a n00b. What he hadn't realized with a new team came new players...
He was already aware of the n00b slayer BLKGSXR who had ruined his chances at TSC and stole his glory by reaching Level 1 admin.
Also OEM from SkY, another n00b slayer perhaps even greater than BLKGSXR "higly unlikely" was now apart of Vanquish!
Daryl was hard pressed and didn't know what to do. He had to buckle down and get good at CS on his own.
He was in as many scrimmages as possible and was added to the league roster. He was decent, once procuring 15 kills (mostly bomb defuses) during one scrim.
His biggest obstacle was keeping his trap shut usually leading to HWBS freaking out and benching him from posting.
He had just hit a block wall... Down on his luck he figured he would talk smack to some of the other members for a laugh and received a two week suspension!
He had come so far to fall so quick. Don't worry as you know this isn't the end of the story.
Coming off his suspension Daryl did his very best not to piss anyone off, especially HWBS who loved abusing Daryl for not shutting the fuck up.
He made a rather quick come back and was doing his best. Not feeling as much pressure and just trying to have fun playing CS made things easier for Daryl.
He does his best not to call everyone a hacker even though he totally got just Knifed in the head through the wall... but this is the life and story of Daryl the STupidFucker Washington.
Maybe one day he'll reach Level 1 admin but that's another story. :D
For now he's content at Level 3, by the way congratz Daryl!
Miscellaneous Facts
#1 Daryl never shuts the fuck up.
#2 One of Daryl favorite types of food is cheap 12 dollar steak from a fast food joint.
#3 Daryl enjoys a glass of warm milk before bed
#4 Daryl's has ancestory from the country of Chad
#5 Daryl is a Douchebag
#6 Willie Esco Quote- FUCK THAT BITCH DARYL!
#7 Blkgsxr > Daryl the "STupidFucker" Washington.