What Food/Drink Makes Your Farts Smell The Worst?

[Dino Velvet]

OK, pretty self-explanatory here. What food or drinks make your farts smell the worst? It doesn't matter if their loud ones or SBDs. What I'm looking for is a stench that could clear a room or make the corners of the wallpaper peel back.

For me, it's pretty simple. Milk and eggs or Protein Powder with a combination of either or both and my ass is a WMD. You don't wanna get trapped in the car with me for sure. I'm a sadist and will lock your windows in the up position and crank up the heater.

[naresuan]

Real Ale and brussel sprouts/dried peas

[Niccolo]

Skullsplitter

http://www.beers-scotland.co.uk/product.asp?P_ID=122

[LibertyHarkness]

sprouts for me

[Dino Velvet]

sprouts for me

I bed that Haggis stuff you guys go crazy for with a few pints to wash it down with would make your funhole exhale some dangerous gas and put the morning lorry in an uproar.

Libby, I'll take you out for some chili dogs and Budweisers sometime. We'll go close down a steam room afterward.

[hwbs]

Dino...something in that wheybolic 60 by gnc.....very lethal protien shake haha

[sunairco]

Not a thread that I'd normally post in, but after a conversation last night with some people that owned a bar, I understand pickled eggs and beer make for a fumigating strength gas. Must be the reason they always found dead cockroaches during the morning sweep.

[95racer]

Venison chili, Mexican, stuff cabbage, Sauerkraut

[DCGuy343]

White Castle will do it!

[Silcc69]

I just had to put this on here.

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIdtwizIiMQ)

[95racer]

White Castle will do it!


Good 'ole White Castle. That just gives me lava ass.

They used to have the best french fries & coke. Haven't been there in a while.

[Niccolo]

I bed that Haggis stuff you guys go crazy for with a few pints to wash it down with would make your funhole exhale some dangerous gas and put the morning lorry in an uproar.

Libby, I'll take you out for some chili dogs and Budweisers sometime. We'll go close down a steam room afterward.

Funny you should mention that ... (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/12/10/Tired-of-BBQ-chips-Here-comes-haggis/UPI-15441292009889/)

If you fancy making your own, here's how (http://www.rampantscotland.com/recipes/blrecipe_haggis.htm). Be sure to wash it down with a glass of Nuclear Penguin. (http://www.brewdog.com/tactical_nuclear_penguin.php) Or a tumbler of Sink The Bismark. (http://www.brewdog.com/sink_the_bismark.php) Or ... crack open a bottle of Buckie. (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ireland-demands-tougher-taxes-on-dreaded-buckie-427573.html) The next morning your arse will be like a Japanese flag.

Mind you, that'll be the least of your worries, lol ...

[sunairco]

This is weird. At first reading Haggis sounds yucky, the more recipes I looked at and realize that it's nothing more then an organ meat sausage with oat filler that must be a pain to prepare and make, I think I could really enjoy this if I didn't have to cook it.
What's neat is the Canadian Chinese fusion recipes using this.

[Olivialove]

hard boiled eggs and brocolis lol

[95racer]

Just remembered another one after reading some others here. Old Milwalkee beer, Kentucky fried chicken, and baked beans. We were enjoying that combination in a drive in theatre years ago and farting our asses off. It was so bad that the couple in the car next door moved to another spot. We still reminisce about that day and laugh.

[Dino Velvet]

hard boiled eggs and brocolis lol

Mmmmmmm... I'd love to smell the hard boiled eggs and broccoli when you fart after I pull my wiener out of your butt.:jerkoff

[BLKGSXR]

Dino...something in that wheybolic 60 by gnc.....very lethal protien shake haha
Right? sorry I got you hooked on that stuff brother! lmfao its like wtf I never has whey make it smell that bad! lmfao....
http://www.protein-powder-resource.com/GNC_AMP_Wheybolic.html

[Dino Velvet]

Right? sorry I got you hooked on that stuff brother! lmfao its like wtf I never has whey make it smell that bad! lmfao....
http://www.protein-powder-resource.com/GNC_AMP_Wheybolic.html

You should be taking a victory lap, not apologizing. The Flatulent Farter Philharmonic can always use another butt trumpet. I play the turd tuba myself. The HA Wind Section appears to be gaining strength.

[BLKGSXR]

Dude I got used to the awkwardness of this stuff well that and I always carry a bottle of Lacoste Essential around ^_^

[Dino Velvet]

Dude I got used to the awkwardness of this stuff well that and I always carry a bottle of Lacoste Essential around ^_^

Do you use the bottle to cork yourself up so you don't fart around the pretty ladies? You can always just stand next to a fat guy and blame it on him.

[BLKGSXR]

Do you use the bottle to cork yourself up so you don't fart around the pretty ladies? You can always just stand next to a fat guy and blame it on him.
lmfao nah Just so I stay fresh...Me and Willie were hanging in SD I am looking for Creed cologne this son of a bitch trys to sell me 120dollar bottle for 250 I was like nha you trippen apu.

[Dino Velvet]

lmfao nah Just so I stay fresh...Me and Willie were hanging in SD I am looking for Creed cologne this son of a bitch trys to sell me 120dollar bottle for 250 I was like nha you trippen apu.

I don't know anything about cologne. I spray a little Right Guard on my taint and I'm out the door.

[Niccolo]

I tried one of these last night.

YouTube - No.3709 Pot Noodle(UK) Bombay Bad Boy Flavour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlCmAqqvG7Y)

[Kevin Dong]

The worst farts I had was when I was walking around at around 310lbs back two years ago. I was eating close to 10,000 cals a day, clean and dirty food. 9 meals a day, McDonalds, dozen eggs every day, 3lbs chicken breasts, 3 lbs orange roughy or talapia, on top of that I was taking MetRX shakes and Nitrotech which just amplified the bloat. I was ripping farts that my pet English Bulldog couldn't even handle. And he clears the room!:geek:

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