We're All Just Chasers.

[GrimFusion]

The term "chaser" has changed a lot since 2005. I remember back when it could be interchanged with the word "creeper" and was usually used to describe a dude with way too much motivation to sleep with whatever piece of transgender ass he could. There wasn't a quirky nickname to describe guys who weren't trying to play power-bottom to an escort on the cheap. Amazingly, we were just considered normal back then.

The word chaser has taken on a different definition since. It's first transformation applied to any dude trying to get a lower suggested donation price. Suddenly, any guy who had short bucks was a chaser. Unfortunately, when some prideful and hopeless yutz started rambling on about similarities and feelings then admitted he worked at Subway, his wallet determined him a chaser. No big thing, though. The rest of us weren't the type to profess an undying love to anybody over the internet.

Now, it's as though the term means nothing. It's a low-blow insult used to suggest a dude is annoying, pushing his boundaries, ugly, short, fat, bald, smelly, poor, talks about other people too much, starts drama... I mean, I could keep going here. Instead of being interchangeable with the word "creeper", a chaser is now interchangeable with a generic insult like "moron" or "fugly". The whole ordeal plays out like a game of "pin the tail on the donkey". Once a chick throws down the "chaser" flag, everybody else just assumes the accused a creepy, introverted little slag.

I'm not trying to say I'm the only one without issues around here. Trust me, I have issues too. I'm not pointing the finger at anybody. Personally, I don't think there are too many chasers posting around here. I'd just rather a word mean something and get applied accordingly or be thrown out.

So, what effectively separates the creepers from guys who don't go out of their way and don't obsess? Is it really just an empty insult now? I mean, is it even believable that a dude and transsexual can just have regular conversation without things quickly turning to sex or getting creepy?

[dlbi22]

shut up

[Willie Escalade]

Personally I don't give a fuck if I'm considered a "chaser"...just be happy you're being chased in the first place...

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I don't care and, you can't make me!!! LOL

[rockabilly]

They keep running dammit! lol

I think it's mostly an insult but whatever. :shrug

[phobun]

The term "chaser" has changed a lot since 2005. I remember back when it could be interchanged with the word "creeper" and was usually used to describe a dude with way too much motivation to sleep with whatever piece of transgender ass he could. There wasn't a quirky nickname to describe guys who weren't trying to play power-bottom to an escort on the cheap. Amazingly, we were just considered normal back then.

The word chaser has taken on a different definition since. It's first transformation applied to any dude trying to get a lower suggested donation price. Suddenly, any guy who had short bucks was a chaser. Unfortunately, when some prideful and hopeless yutz started rambling on about similarities and feelings then admitted he worked at Subway, his wallet determined him a chaser. No big thing, though. The rest of us weren't the type to profess an undying love to anybody over the internet.

Now, it's as though the term means nothing. It's a low-blow insult used to suggest a dude is annoying, pushing his boundaries, ugly, short, fat, bald, smelly, poor, talks about other people too much, starts drama... I mean, I could keep going here. Instead of being interchangeable with the word "creeper", a chaser is now interchangeable with a generic insult like "moron" or "fugly". The whole ordeal plays out like a game of "pin the tail on the donkey". Once a chick throws down the "chaser" flag, everybody else just assumes the accused a creepy, introverted little slag.

I'm not trying to say I'm the only one without issues around here. Trust me, I have issues too. I'm not pointing the finger at anybody. Personally, I don't think there are too many chasers posting around here. I'd just rather a word mean something and get applied accordingly or be thrown out.

So, what effectively separates the creepers from guys who don't go out of their way and don't obsess? Is it really just an empty insult now? I mean, is it even believable that a dude and transsexual can just have regular conversation without things quickly turning to sex or getting creepy?


You make some good points. I usually look to Urban Dictionary for how a term is being viewed in the popular culture:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tranny+chaser

[DarylWashington]

Trannies chase me, they're the chasers!

[rockabilly]

Trannies chase me, they're the chasers!

Cause you stole their purse and laptop?

[BritneyBoykins]

"Ms. Weiners why would Regina refer to herself as a FUGLY SLUT?"

[TsVanessa69]

Chasers are jokes. The dudes you see at events with their hands in their pockets lurking. All the girls avoid them

[dlbi22]

Chasers are jokes. The dudes you see at events with their hands in their pockets lurking. All the girls avoid them

LOL then why do they have the events?

[TsVanessa69]

Trannies chase me, they're the chasers!
You mean transvestites. I know tranny is an easier word for you to spell, but you don't get tranny ass, you get transvestite ass. Now you can copy and paste.

[TsVanessa69]

LOL then why do they have the events?
We have events such as beauty pageants. We are there for the event. The chasers assume they can get some dick or ass. Never works. NOBODY likes a chaser. Then they have the gall to tell you they don't pay for sex. Then I tell them thats why they are not having sex, then I move on to the sexy piece of trade holding my drink.

[dlbi22]

haha what about good looking guys who are there to hang out and possibly get some ass? it does happen you know...

[phobun]

You mean transvestites. I know tranny is an easier word for you to spell, but you don't get tranny ass, you get transvestite ass. Now you can copy and paste.


LOL! Exactly

[TsVanessa69]

haha what about good looking guys who are there to hang out and possibly get some ass? it does happen you know...
Ye it does, didnt you read what i wrote. the good looking guys don't stick out like sore thumbs, they have some basic conversational skills that dont deal with sex and they at least offer to buy you a drink.

[TsVanessa69]

haha what about good looking guys who are there to hang out and possibly get some ass? it does happen you know...
I noticed chasers are rarely good looking. We have one who comes to Miss Continental every year. he looks like a 70"s game show host with a bad toupee and a turtleneck under his suit.

[BellaBellucci]

I mean, is it even believable that a dude and transsexual can just have regular conversation without things quickly turning to sex or getting creepy?

No.

~BB~

[rockabilly]

It happens but not on a porn forum.

[dlbi22]

I noticed chasers are rarely good looking. We have one who comes to Miss Continental every year. he looks like a 70"s game show host with a bad toupee and a turtleneck under his suit.

thats why its pretty great being a 23 year old stud :)

[TsVanessa69]

thats why its pretty great being a 23 year old stud :)
It should be if you not dumb enough to call her a tgirl or a shemale.
Good looks dont cove for batant stupidity. 23 is a good age for cougars to make you into a cub too.

[dlbi22]

haha i dont call her anything but a girl...come on

[TsVanessa69]

haha i dont call her anything but a girl...come on
I dunno, this is HA. Some guys on here really believe shemales are real.
I still am looking to meet one myself

[lisaparadise]

I dunno, this is HA. Some guys on here really believe shemales are real.
I still am looking to meet one myselfnow thats not very nice what am i chopped liver lol

[TsVanessa69]

now thats not very nice what am i chopped liver lol
Im sorry. i was just curious. What are shemales? Where do they live? where do they shop? how do I know I saw one?? what language do shemales speak? do they have their own island? planet?? Please enlighten me. I meet alot of weirdos throwing that word around.

[lisaparadise]

Im sorry. i was just curious. What are shemales? Where do they live? where do they shop? how do I know I saw one?? what language do shemales speak? do they have their own island? planet?? Please enlighten me. I meet alot of weirdos throwing that word around.lol damn and all i wanted to do was hit on ya lol my bad

[BellaBellucci]

Im sorry. i was just curious. What are shemales? Where do they live? where do they shop? how do I know I saw one?? what language do shemales speak? do they have their own island? planet?? Please enlighten me. I meet alot of weirdos throwing that word around.

Best. Thread. Ever. :Bowdown: :lol:

~BB~

[rockabilly]

They come from the planet Uranus and apparently eat up Puerto Ricans. :shrug

Their natural habitat is clubs and the internet , they are attracted to designer handbags and shoes as well as fine liquor.

Be warned that they have heightened senses and abilities ... such as sniffing out faggotry and running in stilletto heels.

Each is different and approach cautiously but w/ confidence.

[dlbi22]

lisa ruins every thread for being so dumb

[BellaBellucci]

lisa ruins every thread for being so dumb

Ignore feature. Ever heard of it? :geek:

Now give it a rest, will you?

~BB~

[GrimFusion]

Personally I don't give a fuck if I'm considered a "chaser"...just be happy you're being chased in the first place...

I'm not getting chased. I've been called a chaser in the past; by Dupree, no less, but that was because I just so happened to disagree with her. Nichole is and always has been full of a lot of hot air, but I see situations where dudes are just trying to be friendly and end up getting tagged.

I'm not saying "Quit picking on all of us!", but understanding that the TS community is really tight-knit, once somebody has the chaser badge they get stuck out in the dog house because all the other ladies get all weary about them too.

If it's going to be used as an insult, use a different insult. Some of these dudes really aren't asking to be blacklisted and don't deserve that kind of treatment for disagreeing or being misunderstood.



They keep running dammit! lol
I think it's mostly an insult but whatever. :shrug
Yeah, but what happens around here when a dude slips and drops the word 'shemale'? I think there's a bit of a double-standard. Like, we need to watch the way we speak about the women, but in turn; they're allowed to disrespect in any regard and in many situations they're actually praised for it.

Besides, dude... you've never been anything but polite and respectful (with few exceptions) on HA. While at times it seems to border on meekness, and some of your shit is pretty corny, you don't really deserve the name calling. Are you a chaser? I don't know. Should a guy be blacklisted for showing a little interest every now and then? A simple "no thanks" would suffice as reply; not a slander campaign.



Chasers are jokes. The dudes you see at events with their hands in their pockets lurking. All the girls avoid them
Okay, so we have a pretty solid definition of a 'classic' chaser here. I just don't see how it applies well to dudes in a computer forum on the internets. lol. Alright, so; guys who stand around, acting all awkward at trans fashion shows because they're too damn scared to casually talk, all while hoping to meet the mute transwoman of their dreams and play lick-a-dick when they get back to his wife's house. That's a chaser. What are we? Well, I'm definitely not a chaser. I've been around since 2005 and I haven't seen many dudes around here who fit that description.

That and, I just don't see the point in using the insult online with dudes who aren't clients and live too far away to ever warrant bumping into you. More so when you consider there's an ignore function on the forum. If a guy PM's you and the message comes across all creepy, and his posts really don't do much for the forum, ignore his ass. It's easy.



You mean transvestites. I know tranny is an easier word for you to spell, but you don't get tranny ass, you get transvestite ass. Now you can copy and paste.

He's just trying to add notches to his belt at this point. There will either come a time where he says something completely ridiculous which ends up ostracizing him from the community, or he might just continue beating guts with some of the dumbest chicks he can until he either reaches a plateau and gives up or upgrades. Seriously, the guy plays his game like a round of Donkey Kong. Hey Daryl, Vanessa is a chick with a bit more talent for discourse than you. She might have some pretty screwy opinions, but it's obvious she has a brain in her head and a body to match. Better jump that barrel, man. Ms. Dim-Witted Perfection is in a cage at the top. lol.

[BellaBellucci]

I've been around since 2005 and I haven't seen many dudes around here who fit that description.

Oh, they're out there. They just lurk here like they do in real life.

DID YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE?! None of the posters here are 'chasers.' The chasers are the ones you don't see! Don't get it twisted. :geek:

~BB~

[TsVanessa69]

lol damn and all i wanted to do was hit on ya lol my bad
Sorry gal, I wasn't looking to fuck one, I wanted to see if they actually exsited. There were none on the Diet Dr Pepper commercial that features the Tooth Fairy, Santa, Easter Bunny and leprochauns.

[BeardedOne]

Oh, they're out there. They just lurk here like they do in real life.

DID YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE?! None of the posters here are 'chasers.' The chasers are the ones you don't see! Don't get it twisted. :geek:

~BB~

Aha! My driveling on about cats and rats and unicorns has finally paid off!

:banana::rock2:claps8)

[dlbi22]

I'm not getting chased. I've been called a chaser in the past; by Dupree, no less, but that was because I just so happened to disagree with her. Nichole is and always has been full of a lot of hot air, but I see situations where dudes are just trying to be friendly and end up getting tagged.

I'm not saying "Quit picking on all of us!", but understanding that the TS community is really tight-knit, once somebody has the chaser badge they get stuck out in the dog house because all the other ladies get all weary about them too.

If it's going to be used as an insult, use a different insult. Some of these dudes really aren't asking to be blacklisted and don't deserve that kind of treatment for disagreeing or being misunderstood.



Yeah, but what happens around here when a dude slips and drops the word 'shemale'? I think there's a bit of a double-standard. Like, we need to watch the way we speak about the women, but in turn; they're allowed to disrespect in any regard and in many situations they're actually praised for it.

Besides, dude... you've never been anything but polite and respectful (with few exceptions) on HA. While at times it seems to border on meekness, and some of your shit is pretty corny, you don't really deserve the name calling. Are you a chaser? I don't know. Should a guy be blacklisted for showing a little interest every now and then? A simple "no thanks" would suffice as reply; not a slander campaign.



Okay, so we have a pretty solid definition of a 'classic' chaser here. I just don't see how it applies well to dudes in a computer forum on the internets. lol. Alright, so; guys who stand around, acting all awkward at trans fashion shows because they're too damn scared to casually talk, all while hoping to meet the mute transwoman of their dreams and play lick-a-dick when they get back to his wife's house. That's a chaser. What are we? Well, I'm definitely not a chaser. I've been around since 2005 and I haven't seen many dudes around here who fit that description.

That and, I just don't see the point in using the insult online with dudes who aren't clients and live too far away to ever warrant bumping into you. More so when you consider there's an ignore function on the forum. If a guy PM's you and the message comes across all creepy, and his posts really don't do much for the forum, ignore his ass. It's easy.




He's just trying to add notches to his belt at this point. There will either come a time where he says something completely ridiculous which ends up ostracizing him from the community, or he might just continue beating guts with some of the dumbest chicks he can until he either reaches a plateau and gives up or upgrades. Seriously, the guy plays his game like a round of Donkey Kong. Hey Daryl, Vanessa is a chick with a bit more talent for discourse than you. She might have some pretty screwy opinions, but it's obvious she has a brain in her head and a body to match. Better jump that barrel, man. Ms. Dim-Witted Perfection is in a cage at the top. lol.

jesus...get a life man

[Willie Escalade]

@GrimFusion: I wasn't referring to you; I agree with what you're saying.

And I've had plenty of conversations with the girls where sex isn't even mentioned, let alone implied.

Last, there were LOTS of chasers at the last two pageants I attended; that description fits them to a tee. I was personally offended.

yogi2002t, blkgsxr...anybody we know fit this description? Keep it on the down-low! :lol

[BellaBellucci]

yogi2002t, blkgsxr...anybody we know fit this description? Keep it on the down-low! :lol

Well Jix kinda does. :whistle: :lol:

~BB~

[lisaparadise]

Sorry gal, I wasn't looking to fuck one, I wanted to see if they actually exsited. There were none on the Diet Dr Pepper commercial that features the Tooth Fairy, Santa, Easter Bunny and leprochauns.im just messin with ya sis lol

[GrimFusion]

I wanted to add that I'm not saying every dude around here needs to be treated with more respect. I can see this from the opposite side, too. There are dudes who sign up for the forums just to drop the girls a PM that read something like:

Ay bay bay.
I wuz wondrin if ud pay 4 my plain tix if I doenated.
I hav a too foot dick. hit me bak.or:

I think your beautiful. I'm in town on a business trip.
I don't want your phone number because I like keeping
things as discreet as possible. I have a lot to lose.
What would you say to "meating" me at a hotel nearby.
I'll bring the patron and viagra. I can't wait to taste that
boypussy of yours.Not real appealing. I get that. I don't get PMs on the daily from the ladies around here asking if they can suck me off. I think I'd appreciate it a little more than you do, so I can't exactly sympathize.

On the other hand, I know how easy it is to go off on somebody around here because I misjudge their character or motivation. If you've already read through three disrespectful PMs and then you get to one that reads like:

Hey. I noticed we both live in the same city.
I read through your profile on here and facebook.
I think we have a lot in common and you seem pretty
chill. If you ever want to get together for a cup of
coffee and some conversation, hit me back....chances are it's easier to ignore the guy or group him in with the other whack jobs because he might just be rooting around for donationless services. He might be hiding a girlfriend, a wife, or two kids; or god forbid, he might be puppy-dogging or defending a couple of the girls on here because he feels their opinions are usually valid. All are unfortunate reasons why dudes get called out around here.



Oh, they're out there. They just lurk here like they do in real life.
DID YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE?! None of the posters here are 'chasers.' The chasers are the ones you don't see! Don't get it twisted. :geek:
~BB~

P.S. I was about to dump this post, BB. Then I realized you posted something pretty damn related and decided to post it anyway. It says about the same thing, but I'm way long-winded.

[BellaBellucci]

"Ms. Weiners why would Regina refer to herself as a FUGLY SLUT?"

Have I mentioned that Mean Girls is my favorite movie EVA lately? From one BB to the other (because there can be only two): :Bowdown:


P.S. I was about to dump this post, Sarah. Then I realized you posted something pretty damn related and decided to post it anyway.

Wait, what did I say?! Are you talking about the supply and demand comment? That wasn't on this thread, was it? :lol:

~BB~

[dlbi22]

I wanted to add that I'm not saying every dude around here needs to be treated with more respect. I can see this from the opposite side, too. There are dudes who sign up for the forums just to drop the girls a PM that read something like:

Ay bay bay.
I wuz wondrin if ud pay 4 my plain tix if I doenated.
I hav a too foot dick. hit me bak.or:

I think your beautiful. I'm in town on a business trip.
I don't want your phone number because I like keeping
things as discreet as possible. I have a lot to lose.
What would you say to "meating" me at a hotel nearby.
I'll bring the patron and viagra. I can't wait to taste that
boypussy of yours.Not real appealing. I get that. I don't get PMs on the daily from the ladies around here asking if they can suck me off. I think I'd appreciate it a little more than you do, so I can't exactly sympathize.

On the other hand, I know how easy it is to go off on somebody around here because I misjudge their character or motivation. If you've already read through three disrespectful PMs and then you get to one that reads like:

Hey. I noticed we both live in the same city.
I read through your profile on here and facebook.
I think we have a lot in common and you seem pretty
chill. If you ever want to get together for a cup of
coffee and some conversation, hit me back....chances are it's easier to ignore the guy or group him in with the other whack jobs because he might just be rooting around for donationless services. He might be hiding a girlfriend, a wife, or two kids; or god forbid, he might be puppy-dogging or defending a couple of the girls on here because he feels their opinions are usually valid. All are unfortunate reasons why dudes get called out around here.




P.S. I was about to dump this post, BB. Then I realized you posted something pretty damn related and decided to post it anyway. It says about the same thing, but I'm way long-winded.

you have way too much fucking time on your hands...go outside

[kyoJecours]

dude it's just a word there's no need to write an essay about it

[GrimFusion]

you have way too much fucking time on your hands...go outside

Dude, stop running your gob. I get out all the time. I'm going out with an ex and her girlfriend bar hopping tonight. I already know I'm getting laid, and there's a fat possibility of a threesome going down. I don't have any issue keeping up a social life. You're hatin' because I'm opinionated and long-winded. Sad shit is, I'm really not saying anything offensive and you're not debating anything I've said. You're just another one of those "TLDR" dudes. Here's a bright idea... go read shorter posts. Preferably ones with pictures.


dude it's just a word there's no need to write an essay about it
Writing essays is kind of my bag, though. It's not that I feel really passionate about any of this. It's that I like to approach everything from all sides and play Devil's advocate. Not to derail the whole topic, but honestly I'm more prone to sluffing off being called a chaser. It obviously doesn't apply to me, and it doesn't take long for that kind of drama to blow over. Other guys around here aren't as lucky, so I'm playing advocate a bit.

[lisaparadise]

and there's a fat possibility of a threesome going down. . now thats my kinda guy lol

[BellaBellucci]

Dude, stop running your gob. I get out all the time. I'm going out with an ex and her girlfriend bar hopping tonight. I already know I'm getting laid, and there's a fat possibility of a threesome going down. I don't have any issue keeping up a social life. You're hatin' because I'm opinionated and long-winded. Sad shit is, I'm really not saying anything offensive and you're not debating anything I've said. You're just another one of those "TLDR" dudes. Here's a bright idea... go read shorter posts. Preferably ones with pictures.


Writing essays is kind of my bag, though. It's not that I feel really passionate about any of this. It's that I like to approach everything from all sides and play Devil's advocate. Not to derail the whole topic, but honestly I'm more prone to sluffing off being called a chaser. It obviously doesn't apply to me, and it doesn't take long for that kind of drama to blow over. Other guys around here aren't as lucky, so I'm playing advocate a bit.

Wanna elope?! :Bowdown:

~BB~

[GrimFusion]

Wanna elope?! :Bowdown:

~BB~

lol... sure. Book your flight to Canada and I'll make a ring out of tin foil and hot glue. Meet ya there. God, that sounds pathetic.

[lisaparadise]

lol... sure. Book your flight to Canada and I'll make a ring out of tin foil and hot glue. Meet ya there. God, that sounds pathetic.why canada?

[GrimFusion]

why canada?
Oh, I don't know. Federal law? The Defense of Marriage act? Canada is a little more open-minded about that kind of matrimony.

[BellaBellucci]

Oh, I don't know. Federal law? The Defense of Marriage act? Canada is a little more open-minded about that kind of matrimony.

Or you could just pay for my SRS. ;)

~BB~

[lisaparadise]

Oh, I don't know. Federal law? The Defense of Marriage act? Canada is a little more open-minded about that kind of matrimony.great another wannabee canadian when is this shit gonna stop lol and now bella?fuck they will let anybody in here hahahaha

[dderek123]

With glowing hearts we see thee rise....

[BellaBellucci]

great another wannabee canadian when is this shit gonna stop lol and now bella?fuck they will let anybody in here hahahaha

I don't think I have what it takes to be Canadian.










It's too cold there! :dancing:

~BB~

[lisaparadise]

With glowing hearts we see thee rise....only you could make our national anthum sound perverted nice job lol

[lisaparadise]

I don't think I have what it takes to be Canadian.










It's too cold there! :dancing:

~BB~huh?its warmer here then all of the eastern seaboard of you united states of america.what r ya american?

[BellaBellucci]

huh?its warmer here then all of the eastern seaboard of you united states of america.what r ya american?

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. :whistle:

~BB~

[lisaparadise]

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. :whistle:

~BB~i have 7.5 inches that surely would change your mind lol

[BellaBellucci]

i have 7.5 inches that surely would change your mind lol

I've seen. You're the perfect size for me actually. Long and thin. My favorite! Maybe you'd find a way to warm me up after all?! :Bowdown:

~BB~

[GrimFusion]

Or you could just pay for my SRS. ;)

~BB~

High five!
I do get some fat green, but it's not that type of "green". I'm working on that, though.

[lisaparadise]

High five!
I do get some fat green, but it's not that type of "green". I'm working on that, though.thanks for not elaborating on the green, im still eating lol.

[dderek123]

@ Bella

7.5 inches are standing on guard for thee

[GrimFusion]

thanks for not elaborating on the green, im still eating lol.

Weed and cash make you queasy? That's what I was talking about. Now you have me wondering what you thought I was talking about.

[lisaparadise]

Weed and cash make you queasy? That's what I was talking about. Now you have me wondering what you thought I was talking about.dont get your snot in a knot lol me thought you had boogers lol:dancing:

[GrimFusion]

dont get your snot in a knot lol me thought you had boogers lol:dancing:

Ha ha ha ha... chill. I keep my nose goblins on the down-low.

[dlbi22]

Ha ha ha ha... chill. I keep my nose goblins on the down-low.

shut up

[pointblack]

Chasers are jokes. The dudes you see at events with their hands in their pockets lurking. All the girls avoid them
I was looking for my keys I told you. Please believe me! That wet spot was... Let me get back to you on that one.

[dlbi22]

Dude, stop running your gob. I get out all the time. I'm going out with an ex and her girlfriend bar hopping tonight. I already know I'm getting laid, and there's a fat possibility of a threesome going down. I don't have any issue keeping up a social life. You're hatin' because I'm opinionated and long-winded. Sad shit is, I'm really not saying anything offensive and you're not debating anything I've said. You're just another one of those "TLDR" dudes. Here's a bright idea... go read shorter posts. Preferably ones with pictures.


Writing essays is kind of my bag, though. It's not that I feel really passionate about any of this. It's that I like to approach everything from all sides and play Devil's advocate. Not to derail the whole topic, but honestly I'm more prone to sluffing off being called a chaser. It obviously doesn't apply to me, and it doesn't take long for that kind of drama to blow over. Other guys around here aren't as lucky, so I'm playing advocate a bit.


LOLLLLL yea a 3some with who? your fat ex girlfriend and her 300 lb friend? enjoy

[runround04]

They come from the planet Uranus and apparently eat up Puerto Ricans. :shrug

Their natural habitat is clubs and the internet , they are attracted to designer handbags and shoes as well as fine liquor.

Be warned that they have heightened senses and abilities ... such as sniffing out faggotry and running in stilletto heels.

Each is different and approach cautiously but w/ confidence.

Like the nature channel around here hahaha