Crabs vs Bed Bugs

[Dino Velvet]

OK, I got bed bugs like a motherfucker (Hello Ladies!) and need to get rid of them. I've got an idea to pick up the worst Skid Row hooker I can find and invite her into my bed. I don't plan on having sexual relations with her but anything's possible when I drink. Anyway, we get into the bed and pull the covers over us. I remove her panties which unleashes an army of crabs that attack the bed bugs in massive formations. If the crabs are victorious, will this take care of my bed bug problem?

[russtafa]

predator vs alien

[runround04]

what if they breed and turn on you?

[Dino Velvet]

what if they breed and turn on you?

Like Hybrid Mutated Bed Crabs?!? That's pure madness. We'll all be doomed if they escape my mattress.

[Jericho]

Oh dear god...Damn my curiosity!
Some links just shouldn't be clicked on! :shrug

[NYBURBS]

Like Hybrid Mutated Bed Crabs?!? That's pure madness. We'll all be doomed if they escape my mattress.

Bro, you are one funny mother fucker.

[mbf]

bed bugs, but Dino, why don't you just fart once? That should kill any lifeform within reach