Xmas present ideas.........................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I know I'm definately getting this for Allanah........................
http://www.productdose.com/wp-content/photos/GRNapple_tree_castro_hat.jpg

she'd look good in a Fidel hat

this is for Vicki..............................
http://www.productdose.com/wp-content/photos/yaktrax.jpg

something to keep you on your feet after those multiple drinks, sweets
heheheheh

gonna get this for Hollywood...........................
http://www.productdose.com/wp-content/photos/tank_01.jpg

muhfuckas give him a hard time at work over his whip, I'd like to see them talk shit when he pops up in this Rolls-Royce engined tank

gonna buy these for Dina..................................
http://www.productdose.com/wp-content/photos/vault_slippers.jpg

keep those feet comfy

This is for Tommy, he'll laugh and appreciate it...................
http://www.productdose.com/wp-content/photos/original_pink.jpg

for Miss Sunny D
http://www.productdose.com/wp-content/photos/pellet_fireplace.jpg

gotta keep her warm in those wintery nights

and for my brother.................................
http://www.productdose.com/wp-content/photos/1000.jpg

much deserved for running HA, much deserved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO

[slinky]

All GG's and TS's should be aware that for you male friends, a blowjob is never abad idea for Christmas (or any occasion, for that matter).

[GroobySteven]

That Fidel hat is nice - where that from?
seanchai

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

flabby I didn't forget you dude.........................

http://www.productdose.com/wp-content/photos/bare_blaster_01.jpg

this will melt any ice in your way while in the Heights

lol

and Marko.....................................
http://www.productdose.com/wp-content/photos/portable_record_player_2.jpg

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

That Fidel hat is nice - where that from?
seanchai

http://www.80spurple.com/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/115_308/products_id/1760

[AllanahStarrNYC]

For JWB

An Afro wig for your Debut as M__og___
at my next 70's party

But in blck though ;)

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

lol, you'll pay 4 that

[flabbybody]

sorry JWB
you know I drink too much at the party's. my girl is in Woodside. where is the heights?

[Felicia Katt]

If I had the time and money I would like to spend Xmas in a Mexican brothel with lots of senoritas and tequila.

mds

to the tune of the Christmas Song

Hookers strolling on the Boulevard
Tequila tinged with salt and lime
mamacitas making all dicks hard
and pesos paying for some time

Everyone knows a BJ
and some Cuervo Gold
are better when your tight
Gringo johns escaping from the cold
will pop more than just corks tonite

They know fiesta's here today
and their senoritas pay to play
and every horny mother f'er's luck
will be to see
some Hispanic tranny cock

And so I offer this sarcastic verse
for chasers old and new
Those its been said before much better and not worse
Merry Christmas to you

FK

[BlackAdder]

Whats a whip?

[slinky]

If I had the time and money I would like to spend Xmas in a Mexican brothel with lots of senoritas and tequila.



mds


Done that in the DR.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Whats a whip?

a car

[iagodelgado]

JW,
You're a bit early for Xmas, but since I don't expect to be here then, you may as well have your presents early.

Here's the first map showing your origins. 1857. 18-20 Hill St, Kimarnock.
I don't think it's a distillery any more but it still bottles Black Label (plus) for world wide consumption.

[iagodelgado]

The Johnnie Walker Kilmarnock Harriers want to send Xmas greetings

[iagodelgado]

Ice for Mr Walker - certainly. And since the JW Kilmarnock Harriers insist on the best ice in the world, off I go to Everest

[iagodelgado]

Mr Walker,

Please enjoy.

The newest member of the Johnnie Walker Whisky family introduced to the South African market late 1996, Johnnie Walker Gold Label, is unique in that it is literally touched with gold.
Clynelish, the rare malt whisky which is at the heart of the Johnnie Walker Gold Label blend of 15 distinguished malts, derives its water from the Clynemilton Burn in which prospectors panned for gold in the 1880's and into which traces of gold still wash. Other important malt whiskies in the blend are Cardhu, which has a silky smoothness, Talisker, which contributes intensity and depth and Royal Lochnagar, which imparts fragrance and richness.
Johnnie Walker Gold Label is also distinctive in that it has its origins in the blending notes compiled 75 years ago by Sir Alexander Walker, grandson of the founder of the company. His aim at that time to create a blend of exceptionally mature malts for Johnnie Walker's centenary were thwarted by a shortage of these rare products following World War I.
In 1950 when the master blender who inherited Sir Alexander's notebooks wished to blend a tribute to him, he in his turn was hampered by problems of supply resulting from the disruption of World War II. The production of Extra Special Old Reserve which ensued was of necessity very limited and reserved for the exclusive use of the company's blenders and directors.
Now with small stocks of some of the rarest and most mature whiskies required for Sir Alexander's blend to hand, his secrets have at last been revealed in Johnnie Walker Gold Label. Blended in limited quantities for Johnnie Walker's 175th anniversary in 1994, it is now available at selected outlets in South Africa - a connoisseur's delight. The elegant packaging features a square-shaped bottle with a slanted silver and gold label.

[lahabra1976]

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[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

now that's a Xmas present!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks delgado

[hwbs]

damm jwbl.....can i get some love, lmfao :claps

[Ecstatic]

For Harajuku:

:wink:

[slinky]

Ecstatic teabagging and shrimping HTG.... hmmmm....

[Ecstatic]

mmmmm is more like it. :)

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

props to Danny's avatar of Minka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hollywood I got ya bro

http://www.panerai.com/img/2/prodotti/dettagli/1110538995818_00189_vista1.jpg

[iagodelgado]

Took me a long time to work out the Yellowtail bit, because all refs to it (search) seem to have disappeared but one. That was the 'most frequently asked questions' thread, which was particularly interesting.

Serious suggestion - you might think of putting that thread as a sticky or a 'read me before you post', which would give those of us with less experience a chance to avoid the most common foul ups.

Anyway, the Xmas tree is still stuffed with presents.

So for Ms Buckstrap, some yellowtail that I hope you will feel free to share with your friends.

[iagodelgado]

For Mr NYCe, something to help him get rid of all those stupid threads along the lines of "Let's have an award for ...."

[iagodelgado]

And something help Mr NYCe make topics sticky when Seanchi suggests "Lets have an award for ...."

[iagodelgado]

But seriously Mr NYCe, being positioned on this side of the Atlantic has some definite advantages.

I have discussed your situation with the good Mr Abramovitch and we have both concluded that the boy's toy you have to play at the moment is just not big enough.


You need something bigger.


Something much, much bigger.


So Mr Abramovitch has kindly decided to gift you Pelorus.

[iagodelgado]

Obviously the best Captain in the world.


Here is a picture of Mr Mourinho when he heard he would be working for you.


Hmmm, slight potential problem though. Mr Mourinho is world-famous for his coats. We can't have you coming second best in any department. Don't worry, I've started the Elves working on it.

[iagodelgado]

Mr NYCe needs a cloaking device so he isn't outdone by Mr. 'I'm so famous for my coats they get auctioned on E-Bay for megabucks' Mourinho.


Come on Elves, where is the cloaking device I asked for?

[iagodelgado]

Come on guys, I won't apologise for you.

Show your face, own up, do the right thing by Mr NYCe.

[iagodelgado]

The Elves have given me an idea with their croaking device.


You might as well have a croaking device, but at least one that you have to laugh at.

[iagodelgado]

Since you think variety is the spice of life,
first
we bought you your own spice shop.

[iagodelgado]

Something a little different for Thanos.

This is Kallea.

[iagodelgado]

After Kallea, you'll need some Chocolate, or Cocoa, or Coffee.

What the hell, it's Xmas, why not have them all?

[iagodelgado]

Thanos has been widely recognised as solving the world's energy crisis.

By plugging into his avatar and sending the resultant electricity ot the UK,
Thanos has directly
- reduced out carbon footprint by 14%, meeting our commitment to the Kyoto protocol
- allowed the UK government to meet its targets on renewable energy sources
- allowed North Sea oil production to be greatly conserved.

Here is a picture of the connection from NYC to the UK

[iagodelgado]

The UK goverment understand that Thanos is concerned that US petrol prices may hit $4 per gallon. The government finds this concern a little puzzling since UK petrol prices are currently $7 per gallon.

However, in recognition of Thanos' efforts re energy production, and due to his impact in freeing up capcity in the North Sea, we are pleased to present to Mr Thanos his own personal source.

[iagodelgado]

Providing a personal source of oil for Mr Thanos would be of little use unless we also provided an easy access mechanism.

The fast lane below will be installed for Mr Thanos' personal use at the site of his choosing.

Please note that while the photo clearly states 'whack it on the plastic', Mr Thanos will be permitted to whack it on whatever he likes, or if he prefers, no whacking at all.

[iagodelgado]

Having your own oil supply, and your own petrol pump does come with some risks.

Please do not let the petrol go to your head.

[iagodelgado]

After recommending Mr Thanos for this year's Nobel Prize for Energy, we have received some leaked work in progress from the committee.

While the award is not due to be announced for some time, we are confident of the source of the leak.

We therefore wish to be the first to congratulate Mr Thanos on his achievement.

Long may your avatar sparkle.

[iagodelgado]

Something to keep you warm on cold NYC nights

[iagodelgado]

Everything you need to keep in shape in your own apartment.

[iagodelgado]

A selection of PTs, one for every month in 2006.

[iagodelgado]

We have good reason to believe that Ms Starr will be honoured in the Queen's 2006 New Year's list.

We have been unable to get a quote on this direct from Ms Starr. This would, of course, be quite in keeping with US law that its citizens do not receive honours openly, and we have reason to believe that Ms Starr has been sworn to secrecy under the Official Secrets Act.

Our belief is based first on a SCOOP photograph taken by our ace reporter outside Buckinham Palace, while there to discuss the World Elephant Polo results with Prince Philip.

[iagodelgado]

Our second piece of evidence supporting an award for Ms Starr comes from a conversation that occurred in the Mall. We were able to piece this together with the aid of our expert lip-reader.

We would therefore like to be the first to congratulate Ms Starr, even though we know she can't possibly comment!

[iagodelgado]

? Prorque ? ? Porque no ?