Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

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DENVER - USA - A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.


Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.

"The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.

The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person's body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers.

"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.

[lisaparadise]

DENVER - USA - A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.


Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.

"The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.

The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person's body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers.

"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.lol only in america lol if that was me he was jerkin off to id want my 200 bucks lol anywas how really cares about these scannes if it helps keep us safe isnt that wat its all about?

[traLika]

LOL. I like the "we get to see your private parts" bit.

When Airport Security lists all of the company's perks to new recruits they should include "We get to see their private parts". Add that to a good salary and pension plus 30 days annual holiday and you've got a great job!

[scroller]

Awesome.

And it does not keep us safe. If you do the math, per security expert Bruce Schneier, "Given that there will be 600 million airplane passengers per year, that makes the machines deadlier than the terrorists."

http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2010/11/tsa_backscatter.html

[scroller]

Of course, that's a spoof that comes from the UK site Daily Squib:

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=124&a=2389

[DaveinBoston]

DENVER - USA - A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.


Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.

"The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.

The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person's body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers.

"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.

I did a search on this story. Not one credible news source... all rumor mill websites. I even googled Rodney Schroeder. He only shows up on thos hack websites posting that article... nothing else in the first 3 search pages.

[traLika]

I did a search on this story. Not one credible news source... all rumor mill websites. I even googled Rodney Schroeder. He only shows up on thos hack websites posting that article... nothing else in the first 3 search pages.


Look at scroller's post before yours...

[goku]

I did a search on this story. Not one credible news source... all rumor mill websites. I even googled Rodney Schroeder. He only shows up on thos hack websites posting that article... nothing else in the first 3 search pages.



Hey Dave, where did you say you lived again?

[SunshyneMonroe]

UMM i dont know if this is true i was in Denver last week and they didnt even use it when i was there...

[DaveinBoston]

Look at scroller's post before yours...

I dont know what the daily squib is...

[DaveinBoston]

Hey Dave, where did you say you lived again?

I live at your mother's house. She didnt tell you?

[rockabilly]

Cool story bro.

[Caff_Racer]

Of course, that's a spoof that comes from the UK site Daily Squib:

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=124&a=2389

It might be a spoof from that most excellent and amusing of websites, but in my view it's not a million miles from the truth, specially the arrogant tone of "Rodney Schroeder's" quote. In all honesty, I think that it's time the guys at the TSA stopped smoking cheap, low-grade haschich...

[african1]

UMM i dont know if this is true i was in Denver last week and they didnt even use it when i was there...

Hey Sunshyne, would you have gone through it?

[dgs925]

Of course, that's a spoof that comes from the UK site Daily Squib:

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=124&a=2389

Some people didn't catch it when you said that.

I don't care so much about security, I'm probably not going to get blown up, and these probably won't stop bombers. But I can't bring myself to be on the same side of the argument as all these whiners. So people get to see your private parts, who cares? Western society is so fucking prudish, it's unfathomable to me.