Why Do My Feet Smell Like Hot Buttered Popcorn When I Peel Off My Socks?

[Dino Velvet]

Every night before bed I have to psych myself up before taking off my shoes and socks. I get ready by taking a few deep breaths and think of Hot Apple Pie with a scoop of French Vanilla Ice Cream on top. I get the first sock off and recoil in agony. I build up the courage knowing I'm halfway home and get this Hellish task over with. I quickly lean over and remove the other shoe and sock. Now I'm barefoot and my stinky feet are giving me both barrels of putrid stench and my eyes can't stop watering. The only upside is that if I throw my socks in the back yard the raccoons and skunks will stay away.

[Teydyn]

Why Do My Feet Smell Like Hot Buttered Popcorn When I Peel Off My Socks?
Change your socks every few weeks to reduce the smell...

[Ryz]

Holy shit Dino

[Makeshift]

you should burn all your socks and start over on the sock train

[Intrepid]

Dr. Scholl is your friend.

[traLika]

You've got Stinkfoot!

YouTube - Frank Zappa-Stinkfoot live 1974 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf8TM4CIk5g)

[DarylWashington]

You're a fat piece of shit, lose some weight and be healthy like me!

[sdman]

You're a fat piece of shit, lose some weight and be healthy like me!

lol .:geek::geek::geek:

[seamonkey]

Should we be hearing about this?

[hippifried]

Fungus isn't just for the athelete anymore.

There's over the counter fungicide treatments. Treat the shoes or get rid of them.

[ed_jaxon]

Really????

Nine motherfuckers responded to this?????

Oh make that ten.

[Odelay]

Eleven!

Thanks for sharing Dino.

[rockabilly]

That's just your russkie mutant ability.

However i'm sure it pales beside the epic "Russian Cabbage Fart" , that's what really halted the German invasion.

edit - 12

[Dino Velvet]

You're a fat piece of shit, lose some weight and be healthy like me!

Do I have to be black too? That would be a dealbreaker for me.

[stillies77]

http://www.raige.net/pictures/images/ohsnap.gif

[fred41]

:)..this is just too funny.....

[Silcc69]

This was an awesome topic and I jsut g0ot done on some popcorn.

[Coroner]

Believe it or not but I got myself some popcorn, too, today! But, I´ve got a theory considering this topic: Dino fills his socks with popcorn, puts them into the microwave, eats his "sockcorn" and puts on the socks again. Heureka, we´ve found the answer.

[Paladin]

I don't think I'll be able to eat popcorn for a month...

[Dino Velvet]

This was an awesome topic and I jsut g0ot done on some popcorn.


Believe it or not but I got myself some popcorn, too, today! But, I´ve got a theory considering this topic: Dino fills his socks with popcorn, puts them into the microwave, eats his "sockcorn" and puts on the socks again. Heureka, we´ve found the answer.

I never expected people to gain an appetite by hearing about my stinky feet. That's like watching Rosanne Barr talk about her vagina being full of matted hair and period blood and suddenly you grab your car keys to go down to the Fish Market for some Flounder.

[BLKGSXR]

Deuce Deuce! heh heh Dino's a silly old fuck.

[Dino Velvet]

your so disgusting dino...lmfao...

You're welcome.