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maopeate
11-19-2010, 01:55 AM
I just want to make sure that I don't unintentionally make some sort of faux pas. If anybody has any pointers for a first timer I'd love to hear em. Oops it should have said escort in the title, my bad.
Thanks

Mari_Mar
11-19-2010, 01:59 AM
I can't help but notice that you left out a couple "T's" in the title of this thread. My tip to you would be to not forget the T during your date... ;)

GrimFusion
11-19-2010, 02:05 AM
Tea... and roofies!
On second thought, bad idea.

Mari_Mar
11-19-2010, 02:15 AM
A friend told me that if I used roofies I'd be sure to get laid. But everytime I take them, I pass out... :/

The Unit
11-19-2010, 02:17 AM
Yes I have a tip, don't do it. It could end up being one of the biggest mistakes of your life. Never pay for sex with a transsexual.

GrimFusion
11-19-2010, 02:30 AM
Yes I have a tip, don't do it. It could end up being one of the biggest mistakes of your life. Never pay for sex with a transsexual.

It doesn't really make any difference. Some dudes don't have mack. Some look a little busted. The donations help these ladies out. "Good versus Evil" issues aside, without the service, a lot of dudes would be living hella repressed lives.

I'm not part of that crowd, but have a little empathy for 'em, man.

rockabilly
11-19-2010, 03:11 AM
The 4 C's
1. Cash - Have her donation in an envelope
2. Clean - Be clean , take a shower
3. Courteous - Be polite and calm , don't be nervous.
4. Condoms - Nuff said

Odelay
11-19-2010, 03:17 AM
And the 2 R's
1. Recommendation, if possible, or...
2. Review, like in The Erotic Review

Ryz
11-19-2010, 03:36 AM
Use fake bills ;)

pretty_boi_rico
11-19-2010, 04:10 AM
lmaoo at this thread make sure u have dey money cus its one thing i learned bout ts is they LOVE MONEY!!! SO U BETTA HAVE ALL DA CASH OR ELSE DEY GONE BE HIGHLY PISSED AT YO BROKE ASS LOL

DarylWashington
11-19-2010, 04:10 AM
Use fake bills ;)

Yes, counterfeit money always a must! :whistle:

mac.B
11-19-2010, 04:21 AM
Dont go. Im not even playing.

FreddieGomez
11-19-2010, 04:50 AM
i'll be damned if any chick besides my son's moms is gettin any of my money

BLKGSXR
11-19-2010, 05:35 AM
Use fake bills ;)
Dude Ive seen some legits c-note lately my boy owns a few stores he shows me this shit all I can do is laugh. they forget the jacket feels like a damned nail file....fucking rookies.

ELSAPO
11-19-2010, 05:57 AM
enema! they work great.

ILoveGG&TS
11-19-2010, 06:41 AM
Buy a dildo and practice taking it up the ass! I assume most escorts enjoy playing the role as the top.

Ryz
11-19-2010, 06:52 AM
Dude Ive seen some legits c-note lately my boy owns a few stores he shows me this shit all I can do is laugh. they forget the jacket feels like a damned nail file....fucking rookies.
Yeah I know people who kill counterfeits. Even going to StripClubs with em. smh

Buy a dildo and practice taking it up the ass! I assume most escorts enjoy playing the role as the top.

Most escorts don't enjoy their job...

RubyTS
11-19-2010, 07:05 AM
lol @ mad replies and hardly any of them worth anything, you mofo's need to keep your jaded negative opinions to yourself lol u guys crack me up, but anywayyyyyy...

be enthusiastic, clean and dont go with any crazy expectations. Some girls arent great providers so make sure u choose the right one by searching reviews. Last thing u wanna do is throw away money especially for ur first experience. if ur looking for a bargain then dont expect too much, more than likely the girls that charge less than 250 are either fake, addicts, or game players ("Oh thats gonna cost $50 more!" "no baby i dont do that" "Baby ur time is up" etc) Don't negotiate, dont ask stupid questions and have fun