Cum/Semen can contain up to 48 calories!!

[www.tglovers.com]

Who knew?

This is news to me (not that I participate in those sort of activities).
For those of you who do....be careful of your ever expanding waist line. You may be unwittingly consuming a high calorie milk-shake

Click here for the whole story! (http://cerebraldiva.blogspot.com/2010/10/joan-rivers-diet-tips-semen-can-contain.html)

[tsparisangelline]

OMG so its sunshynes fault i am gaining wieght

[stillies77]

...............wowzer.

[TSCURIOUS]

Paris - I have 96 calories for you!

[tsparisangelline]

Paris - I have 96 calories for you!

thats way to many youll have to filter it and turn it into 0.5 (DRINK LOTS OF WATER)

[AmyDaly]

well then...I think I learned to new way to dump off some extra calories every day

[DL_NL]

Hahahaha!

At least y'all manage to turn this nonsense into something hilarious...

[rockabilly]

well then...I think I learned to new way to dump off some extra calories every day

You know you want my "milkshake" Amy. :p

[loveburst]

Who knew?

This is news to me (not that I participate in those sort of activities).
For those of you who do....be careful of your ever expanding waist line. You may be unwittingly consuming a high calorie milk-shake

Click here for the whole story! (http://cerebraldiva.blogspot.com/2010/10/joan-rivers-diet-tips-semen-can-contain.html)


One of the reasons why it might be abit wearing down to wank all the time.. ;)

..does this mean that when wanking alot, one should eat raw eggs to compensate.. :D

[dskreet2]

Is there a loss or gain for those who swallow their own cum? HMMMM?!?!

[www.tglovers.com]

Is there a loss or gain for those who swallow their own cum? HMMMM?!?!
I think the energy exerted achieving the orgasm would cancel out the re-ingestion.

[LAGent4ts]

Calories Burned During Sex
http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm

[TSCURIOUS]

Paris - I'm on my 8th glass of the day! indulge me!

[runround04]

The only way Joan Rivers' old ass is gettin my cum is if she rings out the gym sock under my bed. hahahaha

[Haifiaahmed]

wow crazy shit

[alyssaluxor]

Uhmmm! Yummy!

[natina]

MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD


My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time



YouTube - Kelis - Milkshake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA)


[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

[Dino Velvet]

Everyone's favorite poster here, tjinla2001, is like the Kobayashi of cum eating so his waistline must be expanding.

Both of them are crazy about wieners.

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kobayashi.jpghttp://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=255983&stc=1&d=1248028673

[DL_NL]

Thanks, I was just contemplating what to eat. I've officially lost my appetite now. :(

[hippifried]

48 calories?

I'm thinking you'd have to swallow a lot of spunk to equal a trip to Dairy Queen. The research might be fun.

[BellaBellucci]

I'd like to make it even more fattening. Can I fry it?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Y3jXbq_mjXo/ShRhdKNjV_I/AAAAAAAAAcg/T2q78TsDCEQ/s320/fried+ice+cream+1.jpg

~BB~

[www.tglovers.com]

I'd like to make it even more fattening. Can I fry it?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Y3jXbq_mjXo/ShRhdKNjV_I/AAAAAAAAAcg/T2q78TsDCEQ/s320/fried+ice+cream+1.jpg

~BB~
You may be on to something.....make sure you get a booth in time for next years State Fair!

[Dino Velvet]

Care for some eggs with your splooge???

[natina]

MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD



My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time



YouTube - Kelis - Milkshake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA)


[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

[BellaBellucci]

YouTube - Peter Griffin - Milkshake! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmtrnaM8cg8)

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Hey Bella, I got some Cocada Pudding for 'ya.

[BellaBellucci]

Hey Bella, I got some Cocada Pudding for 'ya.

Screw that. The brownie was better. :P

~BB~

[rockabilly]

Did you mean "browneye" Bella? :p

[BellaBellucci]

Did you mean "browneye" Bella? :p

Ewwww! No. But maybe Dino does? :confused:

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Screw that. The brownie was better. :P

~BB~

You get the brownie with the Fried Chicken Dinner but there's usually a good amount of corn to pick out.

[BellaBellucci]

You get the brownie with the Fried Chicken Dinner but there's usually a good amount of corn to pick out.

Ahh. Yeah, thanks. :yayo:

~BB~

[blackrob]

well then...I think I learned to new way to dump off some extra calories every day

bet you dont even swallow