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Dino Velvet
10-17-2010, 12:28 AM
Which of you ladies gets turned on by a man with lots of hot, yellow goop in his ears? I tend to have a lot of wax in my ears when I wake up and wonder if any pretty mommas around here find that sexy. Do you fantasize looking into my ear seeing something that looks like an Apple Pie cooking in an oven and just want to shove your tongue in there and dig out all that steamy slop. Sometimes I have so much it falls out and looks like pieces of buttered popcorn laying on my pillow.
bridgetbbyxo
10-17-2010, 01:19 AM
bleah! man.... you are always making such disgustingly vulgar comments... :-/
rockabilly
10-17-2010, 01:27 AM
Dino enjoys waxing poetic about ear wax.
Dino Velvet
10-17-2010, 01:28 AM
bleah! man.... you are always making such disgustingly vulgar comments... :-/

Thank you. Does that mean you're interested? I've also got some Q-Tips in my bathroom trash can that look like Caramel Apples if you would like to nibble on them.

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Dino Velvet
10-17-2010, 03:51 AM
Dino enjoys waxing poetic about ear wax.

Hey rockabilly, you ever scoop the crud out of your belly button and spread it on a cracker like it's some sort of Backwoods Caviar?
rockabilly
10-17-2010, 04:07 AM
... Nope ...
hippifried
10-17-2010, 10:19 AM
Hey rockabilly, you ever scoop the crud out of your belly button and spread it on a cracker like it's some sort of Backwoods Caviar?

Why would he scoop it out when it's such a big turn on for the ladies?

He's sensative that way. Always thinking of others.
Dino Velvet
10-25-2010, 10:47 AM
Why would he scoop it out when it's such a big turn on for the ladies?

He's sensative that way. Always thinking of others.

If he ran out he could always fall back on his turd rubbing ability to win the affection of a lady.
loren
10-26-2010, 02:48 AM
Ear wax, umm that's a big NO!
FreddieGomez
10-26-2010, 04:01 AM
wowwwwwwwpor que alguien tiene un fetiche de cera...!!!!
Odelay
10-26-2010, 04:04 AM
Ear wax... it's what's for dinner.
FreddieGomez
10-26-2010, 04:07 AM
bwahahaha finna cop sum jamaican food iiiiiiiiiiight..... SHABA!!!!
Dino Velvet
10-26-2010, 11:23 PM
bwahahaha finna cop sum jamaican food iiiiiiiiiiight..... SHABA!!!!

Jerked Ear Wax Chicken with a nice Turd Rub... sounds good!:cheers:
irongoddess
10-26-2010, 11:43 PM
i have this regular client that like to be with me after i finished my workout,me being all sweaty:)
stillies77
10-26-2010, 11:52 PM
does not compute
Dino Velvet
10-27-2010, 12:02 AM
i have this regular client that like to be with me after i finished my workout,me being all sweaty:)

Ahhhhhhh... nothing like a sweaty Turd Rubbing session. I'm betting your turds are 3% body fat yet still highly passable and elegant. Do you drink wheat grass before your appointment?
Haifiaahmed
10-27-2010, 12:19 AM
Some people need help !!
irongoddess
10-27-2010, 12:25 AM
Ahhhhhhh... nothing like a sweaty Turd Rubbing session. I'm betting your turds are 3% body fat yet still highly passable and elegant. Do you drink wheat grass before your appointment?

he`s one of my muscle worship regular so no sex,i guess he likes it cos i sweat so much to look this good:)
it`s all part of the muscle fetish!:)
Dino Velvet
10-27-2010, 12:48 AM
he`s one of my muscle worship regular so no sex,i guess he likes it cos i sweat so much to look this good:)
it`s all part of the muscle fetish!:)

You do look good. I'm not sure if I'm into Muscle Worship but I'm definitely down for some butt sex (Me Pitchin', You Catchin') with a little Turd Rubbing for foreplay.
Star Angel 86
10-27-2010, 01:11 AM
Hey Dino M8 you should have seen me a year ago the puss running out my ear it could have been the butter for a theater chain.Yeah I did go to urgent care however M8 my ears acting up again.:cheers:
Dino Velvet
10-27-2010, 06:04 AM
Hey Dino M8 you should have seen me a year ago the puss running out my ear it could have been the butter for a theater chain.Yeah I did go to urgent care however M8 my ears acting up again.:cheers:
You better keep that a secret or all the ear wax chaser ladies will be knocking your door down and you'll have to beat them off with a giant Q-Tip.
Odelay
10-27-2010, 07:01 AM
Now that this thread has devolved to actually telling ear wax stories, I can say that I've been in to the doctor for ear wax removal procedure. He was pulling out 2 inch long strings of wax from my eary canal. And it wasn't all butterscotch in color. Some of it bordered on black.

I think I do better with the ladies without ear wax. I can actually hear what they're saying to me now.
Prospero
10-27-2010, 04:35 PM
I think Dino is a provocateur - dreaming up gross stuff. Funny? Naaahhhhh
Dino Velvet
10-28-2010, 12:36 AM
Now that this thread has devolved to actually telling ear wax stories, I can say that I've been in to the doctor for ear wax removal procedure. He was pulling out 2 inch long strings of wax from my eary canal. And it wasn't all butterscotch in color. Some of it bordered on black.

I used to have a white cat and an Akita. The cat would stick his face in the dog's ear and clean it out. The dog loved it and you could hear him making happy grunts. When the cat was done he'd pull his face out and it would be covered with black goo. The cat would lick off as much as he could reach with his tongue and the dog would help him out getting the rest.