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Dino Velvet
10-11-2010, 05:32 AM
Man, it itches! I think I might take an old hair brush I don't care about anymore and scratch my hole 'til it bleeds.
kukm4
10-11-2010, 05:36 AM
dont forget Boardwalk Empire is on in 30min.
Dino Velvet
10-11-2010, 05:39 AM
dont forget Boardwalk Empire is on in 30min.

I'm DVR'ing it. Later I'll watch it while raking a cheese grater against my starfish.
Pelheckitt
10-11-2010, 07:04 AM
It begs the question how. But since its you Dino I know Id better not ask! And I see that hairbrush going straight into the goodwill box later!
traLika
10-11-2010, 08:57 AM
I'd see the doctor right away if I were you. You might have malariass!
Dino Velvet
10-11-2010, 09:19 AM
I'd see the doctor right away if I were you. You might have malariass!

I hate doctors. The scratching feels good but the brush is starting to get wet. Probably going to have some green puss next to the skiddies in my underwear tomorrow morning.
CORVETTEDUDE
10-11-2010, 03:11 PM
I hate doctors. The scratching feels good but the brush is starting to get wet. Probably going to have some green puss next to the skiddies in my underwear tomorrow morning.


If the puss turns orange, you can disguise yourself as a pumpkin for Halloween! Ordinarily, I'd say we want some photographic proof BUT, NOT IN THIS CASE!!!!
Dino Velvet
10-11-2010, 10:48 PM
My asshole swelled up a little and looks kinda like this.

http://images.travelpod.com/users/dane/se_asia.1211206740.baboonxs-ass.jpg
LittleGuy
10-11-2010, 11:05 PM
Next time sleep with clothes on
Odelay
10-11-2010, 11:15 PM
Man, it itches! I think I might take an old hair brush I don't care about anymore and scratch my hole 'til it bleeds.

How big was the mosquito's dick or needle or whatever? Was he gentle?
rockabilly
10-11-2010, 11:47 PM
The mosquito (or "skeeter") died of alcohol poisoning and a lethal dose of methane.
CORVETTEDUDE
10-12-2010, 02:38 AM
My asshole swelled up a little and looks kinda like this.

http://images.travelpod.com/users/dane/se_asia.1211206740.baboonxs-ass.jpg

You're just plain gross, you fuck!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!:Bowdown:
Helvis2012
10-12-2010, 04:53 AM
So stop douching with corn syrup.
DL_NL
10-12-2010, 04:26 PM
Hahaha, thanks for another epic thread. Beats girls slagging each other off or boring attention whores with one useless thread after another.